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Funny story: Knights Templar stockmarket crash of 12 October 1307 will be vindicated

Knights Templar stockmarket crash of 12 October 1307 will be vindicated

Rome - (Holy Shit! Mess): The Third Secret of Fatima will be finally revealed on Monday 13 October 2008. That is the view of Vatican astrologers currently doing a runner, emptying their JP Morgan bank accounts and heading for KGB safe-houses ahea...

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Funny story: Wall Street Pulls Entire Stock Off Shelves Following Melamine Scare

Wall Street Pulls Entire Stock Off Shelves Following Melamine Scare

Wall Street stopped all trading today when traces of melamine were found in several blue chip stocks. The NYSE began the day as usual with Mr Tu Bai, Chinese Chairman of White Rabbit Candy Company, ringing the opening bell. However, by 10:30 a.m. pan...

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Funny story: Dow Drops 666; McCain Claims Obama is the Anti-Christ!

Dow Drops 666; McCain Claims Obama is the Anti-Christ!

Elder statesman McCain and his Christian Fundie running mate Sarah Palin accused Barack Obama of being the Anti- Christ who is ushering in the end times and the Battle of Armageddon. The evidence offered by the Republicans was the 666 points the...

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Funny story: Small Investors should remain calm and not panic, brokers advise

Small Investors should remain calm and not panic, brokers advise

Mumbai - Broker Ashwini Gujral advised small investors to keep their calm, even as Sensex plunged by another 400 points today. "Small investors need not panic every time there is a sharp fall in the markets. Leave the panic to professionals like u...

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Funny story: Oil Plummets To $0.00

Oil Plummets To $0.00

New Yawk NY-- The price of oil plunged to zero early today, shocking both Wall Street and Main Street. The price of oil was over $150.00 a barrel only two months ago. Oil futures for October are actually below zero, adding to the confusion. Market an...

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Funny story: Theo Walcott Shares Go Through The Roof!

Theo Walcott Shares Go Through The Roof!

Theo Walcott, Arsenal's three-goal England teenage matchwinner in Croatia on Wednesday night, has ignited the national team's charge towards World Cup qualification, and done his own personal value no harm either, as shares in him on the Stock Market...

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Funny story: Hong Kong UFO blamed for London Stock Exchange fiasco

Hong Kong UFO blamed for London Stock Exchange fiasco

London - (ET Mess): A rogue UFO that has been circling above Hong Kong for the last six months emerged as the prime suspect behind a technical glitch that shut down the London Stock Exchange for seven hours on Monday. A stock exchange spokesperson...

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Funny story: Stockmarket Freezes And Crashes After New B&B News

Stockmarket Freezes And Crashes After New B&B News

There was more chaos in the Financial Sector this morning, when, amidst chaotic scenes after the startling news of the Bradley & Bingley takeover of Feddie Mac & Fannie Mae, the lights went out at the London Stock Exchange! The news of the...

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Funny story: "Don't Worry, Be Happy"

"Don't Worry, Be Happy"

With the USA stock market falling into pre-2000 anti-millenium numbers, while the World economy bumble-clunks into stagflation, & the jobs market as well as unemployment sink into negatives not seen since the Great Recession, 1981-83, visited upon ma...

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Funny story: London Money Managers Losing the Wife Along with the Shirt!

London Money Managers Losing the Wife Along with the Shirt!

As London Money Managers brace themselves for the gross losses from the world wide recession, they report that they have more to lose than the proverbial shirt. Lionel Squeezepence of investment firm, Cheathem Daly told this TheSpoof.com bizybody:

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Funny story: Indian Gaming Casino to Open on Wall Street

Indian Gaming Casino to Open on Wall Street

Manhattan NY: A new Indian casino is moving to Wall and Broad streets in lower Manhattan. It seems fitting that a tribe of the Wappinger Confederacy Indians should return to this place. In 1626 these Indian's sold Manhattan Island to the Dutch fo...

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Funny story: Magic Fish Takes Control of Stock Markets

Magic Fish Takes Control of Stock Markets

A plastic 'magic fish' which has predictive qualities has taken control of the worlds Stock Markets.

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Funny story: Shares in Sharing Drop

Shares in Sharing Drop

The once popular business of sharing has met with stiff opposition from greedy bastards and is seriously in decline.

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Funny story: McCain Says He Would Have Responded Differently to the Crash of 1929

McCain Says He Would Have Responded Differently to the Crash of 1929

Senator John McCain took direct aim at previous administrations on Thursday as he stood in the lower gallery of Wall Street Stock Exchange, the area hardest hit by the Crash of 1929, and declared that "never again will a disaster of this...

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Funny story: Turtles are excellent indicators of the effects of financial climate change

Turtles are excellent indicators of the effects of financial climate change

The fact that marine turtles are emerging healthy and buying stock is an excellent indicator of how the effects of the credit and subprime mortgage crises might ultimately effect people, especially those living in the coastline tourist and travel des...

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Funny story: Shares in Jesus set to dive

Shares in Jesus set to dive

AIM-listed Jesus is set to take a battering this weekend, as many analysts predict controlling stakeholder, Rome based Pilate, will announce transference of a major debt. "This will be a hard burden for Jesus to bear" said analyst Peter Mann, of Fis...

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Funny story: Short Sellers Under Scrutiny

Short Sellers Under Scrutiny

LONDON - Financial regulators have launched a wide-ranging investigation into claims that some traders are simply too short to sell shares. Accusations have landed firmly on diminutive traders, mainly because they can't defend themselves by smac...

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