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Funny story: American Idol Down To The Final Two As Haley Reinhart Is Sent Back To Illinois

American Idol Down To The Final Two As Haley Reinhart Is Sent Back To Illinois

HOLLYWOOD - The former lead singer with the Pussycat Dolls, Nicole Scherzinger stole the show as she danced and pranced on the American Idol stage throwing down some dance moves that even had judge Jennifer Lopez oohing and ahhing. Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson was so embarrassed he turned two shades of purple and Steven "Lips" Tyler was so engrossed he even put down his copy of Rolling Stone...

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Funny story: Steven Tyler Squashes The Rumor That He And Fellow American Idol Judges Jennifer Lopez and Randy Jackson Are Feuding

Steven Tyler Squashes The Rumor That He And Fellow American Idol Judges Jennifer Lopez and Randy Jackson Are Feuding

LOS ANGELES - Steven Tyler sat in a booth at his favorite restaurant The Fiery Tongue of The Dragon. He was partaking of a plate of Lemon Chicken with a side order of Osakan Egg Rolls and Crab Rangoon when he was asked by Hoopla Diddly of TV ClickerWorld about the reported incident during a recent edition of American Idol. Tyler asked if he was referring to the show where he became so angry...

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Funny story: American Idol - The Favorite To Win It All James "Heavy Metal" Durbin Is Amazingly Voted Off The Show!

American Idol - The Favorite To Win It All James "Heavy Metal" Durbin Is Amazingly Voted Off The Show!

HOLLYWOOD - Backstage after the latest edition of American Idol had just eliminated James Durbin, Jennifer Lopez, who could not stop crying, hugged James and told him not to worry because he was going to be the next big super star. J.Lo handed Jam...

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Funny story: Steven Tyler's Penis to Replace J.Lo on American Idol

Steven Tyler's Penis to Replace J.Lo on American Idol

The hat is off the jimmy: Aerosmith's singer Steven Tyler's penis will become the second judge on American Idol next season, once Latina meatbag Jennifer Lopez is unceremoniously fired at the end of this season. "My soldier is makin' a move," said...

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Funny story: American Idol Sends Jacob "Ebenezer Baptist" Lusk Back Home To The Congregation

American Idol Sends Jacob "Ebenezer Baptist" Lusk Back Home To The Congregation

HOLLYWOOD - And in the words of American Idol Host Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest, "And then there were four." Jacob Lusk of Compton, California is the latest contestant to be eliminated from American Idol. Seacrest told the AI studio audience that th...

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Funny story: American Idol Shocker: Steven Tyler Denies Touching Jennifer Lopez' "Sensuously Sexy" Thighs With Both His Hands During A Commercial Break

American Idol Shocker: Steven Tyler Denies Touching Jennifer Lopez' "Sensuously Sexy" Thighs With Both His Hands During A Commercial Break

HOLLYWOOD - Mark Anthony had a little talk with Steven Tyler backstage after the last airing of American Idol. Redwood Fingerboo, a reporter with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle stated that word got back to the husband of Jennifer Lopez that Tyl...

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Funny story: American Idol Says Goodbye To Casey "The Growler" Abrams

American Idol Says Goodbye To Casey "The Growler" Abrams

HOLLYWOOD - And suddenly there were cinco (5) singers left on American Idol as Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest told the standing room only crowd at The American Idol Theater in Hollywood. This weeks Bottom Three saw Jacob "Ebenezer Baptist" Lusk, Scotty "...

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Funny story: Pia Toscano Returns To Sing On American Idol - Mark Ballas aka &quotPia's Boyfriend" Sits In The Audience And Cheers Her On

Pia Toscano Returns To Sing On American Idol - Mark Ballas aka "Pia's Boyfriend" Sits In The Audience And Cheers Her On

HOLLYWOOD - Pia Toscano, was back by popular demand. The producer of American Idol stated that he received over 20 million text messages, emails, phone calls, and singing telegrams (NPI) asking him to invite her back to sing on the AI stage. And the shows producer Simon Shindlebocker showed that he listens to his viewers and not only brought her back but also had four previous eliminated contes...

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Funny story: The Biggest Shocker In American Idol History - The Favorite To Win It All, Pia Toscano Is Eliminated!

The Biggest Shocker In American Idol History - The Favorite To Win It All, Pia Toscano Is Eliminated!

LOS ANGELES - As American Idol Host Ryan Seacrest asked that the stage lights be dimmed, He remarked that the night's "Bottom Three" consisted of Stefano "Lasagna" Langone, Jacob "Ebeneezer Baptist" Lusk, and Pia "The Model" Toscano. "Peaches" Seacrest quickly sent Jacob back to the "Safe Seats" leaving Stefano and Pia alone under the bright American Idol spotlights, which many have said are so...

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Funny story: American Idol: The American Voters Vote To Send Casey Abrams Home - But The 3 Judges Holler Out "Not So Fast!"

American Idol: The American Voters Vote To Send Casey Abrams Home - But The 3 Judges Holler Out "Not So Fast!"

LOS ANGELES - Casey Abrams and Stefano Langone stood in the American Idol spotlight which was now focused on the two who remained of the original bottom three singers for the week. Host Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest had already told Thia Megia, 12, (16...

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Funny story: American Idol: Karen Rodriguez Told To Head On Back To New York - Pia Toscano Says She Can Smell The Finals

American Idol: Karen Rodriguez Told To Head On Back To New York - Pia Toscano Says She Can Smell The Finals

HOLLYWOOD - Last year's American Idol winner Lee DeWyze got to showcase his brand new song "Beautiful Kinda Like You Sorta" and The Black Eyed Peas got to showcase their lead singer Fergie's new "Non-Fergie" look. Lee did good and he did manage to...

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Funny story: American Idol's Haley "Lipstick Girl" Reinhart May Be Doing A Lipstick Commercial

American Idol's Haley "Lipstick Girl" Reinhart May Be Doing A Lipstick Commercial

HOLLYWOOD - No matter how far Haley Reinhart goes or does not go on this years edition of American Idol, she will now forever be remembered as "Lipstick Girl." During Reinhart's AI performance she choose a song by Whitney "Hmmm" Houston tilted "I'...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Perez Hilton Get Into A "Bitch Slapping" Fight At Charlie Sheen's Malibu Beach House

Paris Hilton and Perez Hilton Get Into A "Bitch Slapping" Fight At Charlie Sheen's Malibu Beach House

MALIBU BEACH - It appears that two of Tinsel Town's biggest divas the Hilton girls, Paris and Perez have both shown that they are about as civilized as two Taliban warriors. The two were attending a Charlie Sheen "Winning Wienie Roast" on the beach when they began posturing for position next to the host who was throwing wienies on the grill like they were marshmallows. Sheen had sent his two...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Disgusted with Performance of Season Ten Idol Judges

Simon Cowell Disgusted with Performance of Season Ten Idol Judges

Simon Cowell, judge extraordinaire of seasons one through nine of American Idol, finally felt it was his duty to step up and give a grade to this season's newly hired judges, Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez, and it was far from kind. Unfortunately, h...

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Funny story: American Idol Bombshell: Adam Lambert, Simon Cowell, and Dick Clark All Agree On Who This Years American Idol Winner Will Be

American Idol Bombshell: Adam Lambert, Simon Cowell, and Dick Clark All Agree On Who This Years American Idol Winner Will Be

HOLLYWOOD - This year American Idol traveled to seventy-nine different cities and heard over 3 million AI wannabees sing, wail, scream, shout, yell, and even hum every song imaginable from "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" to "Single Ladies (Put A Ring O...

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Funny story: Aerosmith's Steven Tyler and The Rolling Stones' Mick Jagger Argue About Which One Has 'Bedded' The Most Women

Aerosmith's Steven Tyler and The Rolling Stones' Mick Jagger Argue About Which One Has 'Bedded' The Most Women

HOLLYWOOD - The lead singer for Aerosmith Steven Tyler told reporters that he is loving every single minute of being the new judge on the American Idol panel. Steven, known as "Lips" Tyler because of his Mick Jaggeresque trout snout says that he c...

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Funny story: American Idol's Ryan Seacrest Vows He Will Never Marry Courtney Penry

American Idol's Ryan Seacrest Vows He Will Never Marry Courtney Penry

HOLLYWOOD - Ryan Seacrest the host of American Idol recently sat down with Cashew Vixenheimer of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune and talked about the upcoming AI season. Seacrest said that new judges Steven "Lips" Tyler and Jennifer "La Tush" Lopez...

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