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Funny story: Ed-E-torial 28: "Survivor" John McCain. Mr. Sulu A Pain in Captain Kirk's Asteroid?

Ed-E-torial 28: "Survivor" John McCain. Mr. Sulu A Pain in Captain Kirk's Asteroid?

(Washington, D.C.) To once and for all prove that that he's not too old to handle the responsibilities of President, John McCain has contacted the producer of the reality show "Survivor", Mark Burnett, asking Burnett to let him compete. Addressing the move at a press conference this week, McCain said, "If I can survive an endorsement from George Bush, I can survive anything." (Hollywood--CA) Th...

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Funny story: 'Fu*k you Shatner'

'Fu*k you Shatner'

Over the hill fake space Captain James T Shatner today unleashed a torrent of abuse against his Star Truk co-star of too many years George Takeaway after the oriental sausage jockey told him to 'Stay the fu*k away' from his 'wedding' to long time bum...

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Funny story: Star Trek Sick Gay Wedding Latest

Star Trek Sick Gay Wedding Latest

"To explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and new civilisations; to boldly go where no man has gone before!" Yes, that was the byline of the internationally famous Star Trek series, and that's exactly what crew member George Takei, real...

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Funny story: Klingons sighted again

Klingons sighted again

Coastguard officials from the port of Dubris, known as Dover in Roman times, have reported sighting a large yacht loaded with Klingons and heading for the British coast at a rate of knots. These loathsome 'creatures of nightmare' have not been see...

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Funny story: Professor Jean-Luc Beams In To Huddersfield

Professor Jean-Luc Beams In To Huddersfield

Starship captain Jean-Luc Picard yesterday expressed his continuing frustration with fans who continue to confuse his on-screen persona "Patrick Stewart" with the real-life actor.

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Funny story: TARDIS Materializes on Enterprise Bridge

TARDIS Materializes on Enterprise Bridge

London - The sci-fi universes of Dr. Who and Star Trek are combining to make Hollywood's newest blockbuster. The TARDIS will land on the bridge of television's original USS Enterprise to fight an alliance between the Daleks and the Romulans.

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Funny story: Star Trek Mr Spock Exposed As Fraud

Star Trek Mr Spock Exposed As Fraud

Mr Spock, the half-human, half-Vulcan science officer aboard the USS Enterprise in the Star Trek TV series, has been declared a fraud by one fan of the show, who claims the 'half-alien' is none other than veteran actor Leonard Nimoy. Mr Spock, who...

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Funny story: "Star Trek" Sulu to Wed Spock After Gay "pon-farr" Emergency

"Star Trek" Sulu to Wed Spock After Gay "pon-farr" Emergency

Captain Hikaru Sulu, best known for navigating the USS Enterprise on episodes of "Star Trek" while still a lieutenant, says he plans to wed his lifelong love now that the California Supreme Court has overturned its ban on gay and in...

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Funny story: Klingon Overtakes All Religions

Klingon Overtakes All Religions

The Klingon Language Version of the World English Bible has now been on the best selling book list not only on Amazon, but also in PoundStretcher stores nationwide for the past three years.

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Funny story: Scotty finally proven

Scotty finally proven

In a dramatic turn of events, a team at Oxford University have proven that "Scotty" from "Star Trek" was in fact Scottish. A DNA sample obtained late at night from his grave was tested and was found to contain large amounts of &qu...

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Funny story: New Star Trek Film will have better-known "Unknowns"

New Star Trek Film will have better-known "Unknowns"

Hollywood, CA - The new Star Trek Movie, is rolling into high gear, with a better-known cast of unknowns.

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Funny story: Zachary Quinto to play Captain Kirk's Vulcan gay love interest in Star Trek prequel

Zachary Quinto to play Captain Kirk's Vulcan gay love interest in Star Trek prequel

Hollywood - (Sci-Fi Mess): Tom Cruise-lookalike Zachary Quinto has been cast as a gay young Mr Spock in the Star Trek prequel film featuring Smokin' Aces actor Chris Pine as the firmly-in-the-closet Captain Kirk and Lord of The Rings...

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Funny story: Star Trek Movie - Millwall Legend Lands Leading Role

Star Trek Movie - Millwall Legend Lands Leading Role

Legendary footballer and property tycoon Peter Theo has landed a leading role in the new upcoming Star Trek movie.

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Funny story: New Star Trek Series Added to Fall Programming

New Star Trek Series Added to Fall Programming

There have been several Star Trek series, but none on the air since the cancellation of Enterprise a few years ago. Paramount Pictures has announced production of a new series to begin showing this fall on NBC. The new show, to be titled Star Trek;...

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Funny story: Actors Ashes Now Lost

Actors Ashes Now Lost

report filed by Spoof reporter William Robinson.

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Funny story: Star Trek Style Replicator to Hit Market

Star Trek Style Replicator to Hit Market

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Pasadena, CA - The dreams of Star Trek TNG are coming true. The replicator, which the New York Times writer, Saul Hansell wrongly calls a "transporter" (he obviously isn't a Star Trek fan) is being developed by s...

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Funny story: Gore Says He Invented the Warp Drive

Gore Says He Invented the Warp Drive

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - NASA - Today, when NASA engineers announced that they had developed the warp drive. The long researched and awaited discovery was announced to be a boost to space travel and would allow astronauts to travel great distances in...

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