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Funny story: Snow Continues to Fall In Britain; Reports of Abominable Snowman Continue to Pour in from Manchester!

Snow Continues to Fall In Britain; Reports of Abominable Snowman Continue to Pour in from Manchester!

As snow continues to blanket the continent, bringing traffic, pub crawling, and riots in the street to a near halt, police are on full alert as sightings of an 'Abominable Snowman" continue to pore in from terrified council residents. Described b...

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Funny story: Disaster Facing Britain

Disaster Facing Britain

Fears are growing about the British weather. As forecasters predict ice and snow of unprecedented levels throughout the Christmas period the terrible facts are becoming clear to everyone. Our Christmas could be a TOTAL WIPEOUT. We face the grim...

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Funny story: US Blizzard Expected to Reach Isle of Wight by Tuesday

US Blizzard Expected to Reach Isle of Wight by Tuesday

US Meteorologists are saying that a major storm front bringing blizzard conditions to almost a dozen states so far is expected to cross the Atlantic and land on Britain's doorstep come Tuesday. "I've not seen anything like it in my 32-year career...

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Funny story: Scottish Minister resigns because he got stuck in the snow!

Scottish Minister resigns because he got stuck in the snow!

Scottish transport Minister, Stewart Stevenson, has resigned because he got stuck in the snow too many times and had to be dug out. Whilst attempting to co-ordinate the logistics in Scotland during the heavy snow falls he drove into a snow drift a...

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Funny story: New Hampshire Receives First 'Shovel Ready Stimulus" as Truckloads of Snow Arrive From Buffalo to Open Ski Slopes!

New Hampshire Receives First 'Shovel Ready Stimulus" as Truckloads of Snow Arrive From Buffalo to Open Ski Slopes!

After 2 years President Obama's promise of funding shovel ready projects has finally born fruit as a convoy of trucks from Buffalo, NY began delivering needed snow to the ski resorts in Glen, New Hampshire, home of the famous 10th Mountain Division...

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Funny story: Writing Name in Snow with Urine Shown to Cause Writer's Cramp

Writing Name in Snow with Urine Shown to Cause Writer's Cramp

A recent influx of males to a local emergency room in Buffalo, NY caused a stir in the medical research community there two days ago. The males, all reported to be between the ages of 18 and 60, reported to the emergency center of Buffalo Internat...

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Funny story: Seven 'trapped' in Yorkshire pub for last EIGHT days

Seven 'trapped' in Yorkshire pub for last EIGHT days

Seven people in North Yorkshire are praying for a continuation of heavy snowfall after being snowed into a pub for eight days and counting. Spoof Reporter Mike Oldcobblers fought his way through 12 foot drifts four days ago and has been keeping th...

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Funny story: Disappearance at Police Station

Disappearance at Police Station

A major scandal has emerged because of the disappearance at our local Police Station. A Snowman 'acting in a suspicious manner ' was arrested by vigilant police and taken to the nearest police station. When questioned the Snowman refused to reply...

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Funny story: Brit Skis Off Snow-Covered Roof Finishing Off Neighbor's Downed Gazebo

Brit Skis Off Snow-Covered Roof Finishing Off Neighbor's Downed Gazebo

Local resident, Bartlett Peare was so excited to see snow in his neighborhood that he couldn't wait to get out and play in it. Having bought a pair of old snow skis at the local charity shop, Peare was quite eager to try them out. However, short on c...

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Funny story: Thieves steal snowman in the UK and the police set up road blocks!

Thieves steal snowman in the UK and the police set up road blocks!

Nasty thieves in Kent, UK, have stolen a snowman from under the nose of it's owner as she was sweeping the snow in her front garden the thieves jumped over the garden fence and whipped the snowman, with a carrot as his nose, away. The irate woman...

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Funny story: Single mother evicted as snowman deemed as additional occupant

Single mother evicted as snowman deemed as additional occupant

Borough of Ealing council has caused outrage following claims they evicted a single mother with two young children because a snowman they built was deemed to be an additional tenant. The council acted on a tip off from a bitter neighbour who had p...

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Funny story: Snowbound Man Waits For Train

Snowbound Man Waits For Train

A remarkable tale of survival against all the odds has emerged, amidst the absolute chaos that the UK's transport network has descended into. A local man, Arthur Crapper, has been found sitting in the waiting room of the snowbound railway station,...

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Funny story: Spitting hoodies engaged by Huddersfield council to clear snow

Spitting hoodies engaged by Huddersfield council to clear snow

Huddersfield council have confirmed reports they engaged the services of spitting hoodies employed as 'conscientious ejectors' to clear snow in order to make up for a shortfall in available vehicles to grit the towns roads. The hoodies were paid a...

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Funny story: As UK freezes to a halt Scandinavia just takes the piss

As UK freezes to a halt Scandinavia just takes the piss

The UK is under a blanket of snow, and virtually the entire infrastructure of the country has ground to a halt. Transport Secretary Philip Hammond sobbed, "I just don't know what to do. This kind of weather just has us over a barrel. The whole cou...

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Funny story: David Cameron Loses Snowball Fight with Ed Miliband

David Cameron Loses Snowball Fight with Ed Miliband

David Cameron is believed to have spectacularly lost a snowball fight at a Christmas Fayre in Central London. The snowball fight was started by Ed Miliband who threw the first snowball at the PM of Great Britain as a joke. But the Prime Minister...

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Funny story: Rail Chaos has a happy ending for one couple

Rail Chaos has a happy ending for one couple

Sub-zero freezing temperatures ground Britain's railways to a halt as the Siberian winter increased it's grip on an already frigid country. Despite the north of England having suffered and struggled on for over a week, once the Arctic weather hit the...

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Funny story: Snow Causes People To Drive Like Idiots

Snow Causes People To Drive Like Idiots

The weather blasting Britain has been blamed for making people drive like arseholes. Road traffic accidents were up 60% last night as people slowly begin to realise that cars don't stop very well on ice. Mike Fuckwit, 32, told us "I was driving...

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