LONDON (Defecated News) - In a move that has been labelled by some left-wing nutters as 'sexist', pharmaceutical giant Pyoobi Care has announced that all call centre staff will have to be good-looking to get...
ATLANTA, GA (AP Newsliar) -- The American Library Association (ALA) is issuing its first ever "Librarian Hotties" calendar. The calendar will be available for ordering this November.
A new study has shown that the ozone layer isn't to blame for global warming trends, and scientists are looking in a new direction - at hot women.
TV Guide has revealed TV's sexiest women. The women are incredibly grateful to be revealed and freed of their lives of obscurity.
Wall Street Kernel: With the advent of sexy television programs successfully 'pushing the envelope' like Sex And The City, Desperate Housewives and Footballers' Wives, there is a new series presently in development with an eye toward the...
Lotto Rapist Iorworth Hoare was married to pen pal Irene Harrison 55 in 1993. The ceremony was delayed for half an hour due to the bride and the prison rottweilers arriving at the same time. A near tragedy was averted when one of the warders spotted...
Boston, Massachusetts -Today, ex-altar boy, Lexy "Yes I am Sexy" Smith, sued the Archdiocese of Boston because he was an altar boy who was never molested.
The very cornerstone of life as we know it, Death, has been kicked out of office by Lutrecia Martinez - an upcoming magazine model. Death is said to be "slightly devastated" by the news which he received via. SMS on his shiny new PDA.
The ‘luvvie' world was set alight last night when it was revealed that Johnny Rotten had quit the Australian set of ‘I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of here ----' because he was to star in the new James Bond film.
Young chicks, old chicks and past their sell-by-date chicks flocked to the Royal Albert Hall, yesterday, for a special concert given by sexy Britney and the ‘Three Tenas '.
This morning on her way to work, a sexy South African girl got MASHED by a tube train. Having run to the trainstation in pouring rain, she stood calmly waiting for her train.
Bouncy Britney, the sexy singer with the perfect bum, wreaked havoc at No 10 Downing Street when she issued a bomb warning.
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