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Funny story: Call Centre Staff to be Screened For 'Hotness'

Call Centre Staff to be Screened For 'Hotness'

LONDON (Defecated News) - In a move that has been labelled by some left-wing nutters as 'sexist', pharmaceutical giant Pyoobi Care has announced that all call centre staff will have to be good-looking to get...

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Funny story: "Librarian Hotties" Calendar Planned for 2008

"Librarian Hotties" Calendar Planned for 2008

ATLANTA, GA (AP Newsliar) -- The American Library Association (ALA) is issuing its first ever "Librarian Hotties" calendar. The calendar will be available for ordering this November.

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Funny story: Global Warming Blamed on Hot Women

Global Warming Blamed on Hot Women

A new study has shown that the ozone layer isn't to blame for global warming trends, and scientists are looking in a new direction - at hot women.

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Funny story: TV's Sexiest Women Revealed. Evangeline Lilly, Eva Longoria and Katherine Heigl Unknown Before Now.

TV's Sexiest Women Revealed. Evangeline Lilly, Eva Longoria and Katherine Heigl Unknown Before Now.

TV Guide has revealed TV's sexiest women. The women are incredibly grateful to be revealed and freed of their lives of obscurity.

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Funny story: Desperate Seniors On Gardenia Lane

Desperate Seniors On Gardenia Lane

Wall Street Kernel: With the advent of sexy television programs successfully 'pushing the envelope' like Sex And The City, Desperate Housewives and Footballers' Wives, there is a new series presently in development with an eye toward the...

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Funny story: I'm Too Sexy For My Cell

I'm Too Sexy For My Cell

Lotto Rapist Iorworth Hoare was married to pen pal Irene Harrison 55 in 1993. The ceremony was delayed for half an hour due to the bride and the prison rottweilers arriving at the same time. A near tragedy was averted when one of the warders spotted...

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Funny story: Ex-Altar Boy Sues Priest for Not Molesting Him

Ex-Altar Boy Sues Priest for Not Molesting Him

Boston, Massachusetts -Today, ex-altar boy, Lexy "Yes I am Sexy" Smith, sued the Archdiocese of Boston because he was an altar boy who was never molested.

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Funny story: Death Ousted by Sexy Model

Death Ousted by Sexy Model

The very cornerstone of life as we know it, Death, has been kicked out of office by Lutrecia Martinez - an upcoming magazine model. Death is said to be "slightly devastated" by the news which he received via. SMS on his shiny new PDA.

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Funny story: Sexy Britney Strips In New Bond Movie

Sexy Britney Strips In New Bond Movie

The ‘luvvie' world was set alight last night when it was revealed that Johnny Rotten had quit the Australian set of ‘I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of here ----' because he was to star in the new James Bond film.

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Funny story: Britney Sexes It Up With Three Tenas

Britney Sexes It Up With Three Tenas

Young chicks, old chicks and past their sell-by-date chicks flocked to the Royal Albert Hall, yesterday, for a special concert given by sexy Britney and the ‘Three Tenas '.

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Funny story: TubeTrain in London Mashes South African

TubeTrain in London Mashes South African

This morning on her way to work, a sexy South African girl got MASHED by a tube train. Having run to the trainstation in pouring rain, she stood calmly waiting for her train.

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Funny story: Britney's Sensational Bum

Britney's Sensational Bum

Bouncy Britney, the sexy singer with the perfect bum, wreaked havoc at No 10 Downing Street when she issued a bomb warning.

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