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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Changes Nickname to "The Sperminator"

Schwarzenegger Changes Nickname to "The Sperminator"

More tidbits are leaking out from Schwarzenegger/Shriver divorce announcement, as the former California Governor admitted to fathering a child more than 10 years ago with one of his domestic staffers, taking his conservative/wholesome family values p...

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Funny story: Footballer Super Injunction sex scandal

Footballer Super Injunction sex scandal

Cardiff 'striker' John Thomas has threatened to sue The Sun over it's refusal to speculate on his sex life. The diminutive Welsh scorer claims to have shagged hundreds of women, including three of his cousins. "Unless I am named and shamed I wi...

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Funny story: F.A. Sets Up No Fly Zone

F.A. Sets Up No Fly Zone

The Football Association has announced that, effective from tomorrow morning 9.00 a.m., there will be the first ever "No Fly Zone" set up over England. Frustrated at the number of occasions when the name of English football has been dragged throug...

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Funny story: Like Father, Like Son. Will Tweets: Can't Wait, 2 More Months Till I Can Legally Cheat!

Like Father, Like Son. Will Tweets: Can't Wait, 2 More Months Till I Can Legally Cheat!

Prince William is at the center of yet another Royal controversy as a recent tweet to a mate has been released to the public and is sweeping London causing more embarrassment to the Royal Family just months prior to his wedding! Replying to a ques...

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Funny story: Hail Mary! LA Diocese Axes Heterosexual Priest l Hour After They Find He's Not "Gay!"

Hail Mary! LA Diocese Axes Heterosexual Priest l Hour After They Find He's Not "Gay!"

California Catholics, members of the Rainbow Coalition, cheered the announcement that the Los Angeles Diocese wasted no time in canning a Heterosexual Priest who admitted he had an affair 40 years ago...with a WOMAN! Said practicing homosexual "Ga...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Latest Underaged Bimbette Linked to Italian "Bunga-Bunga" Bong Parties?

Miley Cyrus Latest Underaged Bimbette Linked to Italian "Bunga-Bunga" Bong Parties?

As the frenzy surrounding aging Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi's fetish with underage women, orgasmic ritual sex performances, and paid conjugal rights continue to come to light, many in Italy's inner circle wonder if American teenage idol Miley Cyr...

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Funny story: Navy's Modern Day 'Mr. Roberts' Gets the Heave Ho

Navy's Modern Day 'Mr. Roberts' Gets the Heave Ho

Once news of a naval captain responsible for writing, filming and starring in raunchy videos broke on national news, opinions have emerged as to why he did it. While some naval personnel abhor his actions, many seamen who served under him are coming...

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Funny story: Navy Spokesman: Raunchy Videos a Case of Bad Timing

Navy Spokesman: Raunchy Videos a Case of Bad Timing

In a hastily-called press conference, U.S Navy spokesman Ralph Bankton stated that while the raunchy videos filmed aboard the Naval destroyer USS Enterprise may be considered in bad taste, they were part of a carefully orchestrated public relations c...

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Funny story: Farve Vindicated by NFL after Text Penis Pix Turns Out to be Chia Plant Growing on 8" Life Like Dildo!

Farve Vindicated by NFL after Text Penis Pix Turns Out to be Chia Plant Growing on 8" Life Like Dildo!

The NFL announced the vindication of Brett Farve after pictures of his alleged penis, sent via text messages to a former NY Jets sideline reporter 2 years ago when Farve played there, were found to be part of a gigantic hoax originating somewhere in...

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Funny story: Slappers, Cougars and Rent Boys may benefit as media doubles undercover reporting

Slappers, Cougars and Rent Boys may benefit as media doubles undercover reporting

More reporters will go undercover more often than ever in 2011, to capitalize on the vast number of aging, fleshy men with a dollop of power and a propensity for bigging themselves up.  Editors at publications across the UK have decided the only...

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Funny story: New Labour Scandal as Santa Comes Early and Often! Gets Arrested!

New Labour Scandal as Santa Comes Early and Often! Gets Arrested!

A local man, earning a few extra quid at a local retail shop, was arrested today for gross misconduct after it was found he was enjoying quite remarkable sex with teachers on holiday posing for pictures on his lap, whilst wearing a crotchless red sno...

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Funny story: Brett Farve's Penis Vindicated by NFL in Sex Text Cockup!

Brett Farve's Penis Vindicated by NFL in Sex Text Cockup!

Investigators from the office of the National Football League announced today they were dropping the investigation of the 41 year old Viking's quarterback's penis after a thorough forensic study showed conclusively penis pix sent to a female reporte...

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Funny story: Ex-employee to blow lid on ex-PM's sex secrets.

Ex-employee to blow lid on ex-PM's sex secrets.

An ex-employee of Downing Street, who was allowed unusually intimate access to a recent Prime Minister and his wife, is set to write her memoirs. In the wake of a failed business enterprise, in which she offered foot massages, toe nail clippings and...

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Funny story: "Juicy Jeni" Scores Big Adult Sex Toy Endorsement From Arkansas Mail Order Company!

"Juicy Jeni" Scores Big Adult Sex Toy Endorsement From Arkansas Mail Order Company!

A spokesman for the marketing company representing Wayne Rooney's practice goalie, Jenny Thompson, announced today the industrious sex worker scored big outside of Rooney's bedroom with a 'high 6 figure endorsement contract with a major US mail orde...

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Funny story: Abbey Clancy Says She'll Take Peter Crouch Back If He Promises To Stop Doing His Robot Dance

Abbey Clancy Says She'll Take Peter Crouch Back If He Promises To Stop Doing His Robot Dance

Pretty vulnerable scouse TV personality Abbey Clancy has told friends that she's prepared to give 'sex pest' fiance Peter Crouch a third chance (he had a second chance last week) - providing he stops doing his 'robot dance' in nightclubs. This lat...

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Funny story: Vatican to Release Scores of Soft Porn Tapes to Raise Money for Legal Defense

Vatican to Release Scores of Soft Porn Tapes to Raise Money for Legal Defense

Running low on cash and unable to count on their worshippers for much longer to keep the coffers full so they can hire the best legal minds in the world to defend the growing sex abuse claims, the Vatican has agreed to allow the release of hundreds o...

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Funny story: Sex Rumours Involving Obama Threaten to Unzip "Trouser Gate" Storm!

Sex Rumours Involving Obama Threaten to Unzip "Trouser Gate" Storm!

Even as President Obama has been forced to change the locks on his bedroom, and seek a restraining order against a reported "hopping Mad Michelle', White House Sources continue to rebut published tales of Presidential Philandering with a Hot Chicago...

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