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Funny story: Senate Floor Cleared With Blast From Terrorist Alarm System

Senate Floor Cleared With Blast From Terrorist Alarm System

The Senate floor was cleared in a record 45 minutes yesterday when a siren sounded and someone shouted "Terrorist Raid" plus only two older Senators were injured after being once again trampled underfoot by a screaming, wild crowd. "I do wish they...

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Funny story: New Census study being studied by the Senate Today!

New Census study being studied by the Senate Today!

A ruckus in the Census is getting senators in an uproar. No one seems to know what to label certain individuals without offending someone. All the little squares that must be checked by the census taker has to be especially careful now that there...

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Funny story: Al Franken's Welcome to the US Senate Briefing Leaked

Al Franken's Welcome to the US Senate Briefing Leaked

Washington DC: After Al Franken's Constitutional swearing in ceremony, US Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid imparted some additional rules of the road to the new Junior Senator from Minnesota. The transcript follows. Senator Franken 2009 is your P...

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Funny story: The Grilling, Sauteing, and Deep Frying of Sonia Sotomayor

The Grilling, Sauteing, and Deep Frying of Sonia Sotomayor

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Supreme Court Justice nominee Sonia Sotomayor has now been grilled, sauteed, and deep fried by the Senate Confirmation Committee for a total of 8,297 hours, which is enough time for OctuMom to have gotten pregnant twice. The ave...

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Funny story: Olive the Owl Faces Difficult Senate Confirmation.

Olive the Owl Faces Difficult Senate Confirmation.

Washington DC - Smokey the Bear has decided to retire. It has been many a coons age since the iconic bear first appeared before the Senate in Washington to answer questions regarding his qualifications to be Americas top forest fire prevention sp...

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Funny story: Al Franken's Arrival Prompts Senate Bible Story Reenactment

Al Franken's Arrival Prompts Senate Bible Story Reenactment

WASHINGTON, D.C. - And it came to pass today that President Barack Obama entered the Senate Chamber, and two great men did come and stand before him, Senate Majority Leader, Democrat Harry Reid and Senate Minority Leader, Republican Mitch McConnell,...

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Funny story: Al Franken Vacates Minnesota Senate Seat

Al Franken Vacates Minnesota Senate Seat

MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Former "Saturday Night Live" writer and performer Al Franken resigned from his post as Minnesota Senator today, citing mental exhaustion from an unbelievably tight election, an arduous recount, and a subsequent 7-week court battle o...

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Funny story: Coleman and Franken Kickoff Re-election Campaigns

Coleman and Franken Kickoff Re-election Campaigns

The two mainstream candidates for U.S. Senator from Minnesota started their re-election campaigns today. Norm Coleman, who was senator until January 3, and Al Franken are in a court battle royale to determine who will represent Minnesota in the Sena...

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Funny story: Porn star Stormy Daniels vows to 'join all the other whores in the Senate'

Porn star Stormy Daniels vows to 'join all the other whores in the Senate'

Washington AC/DC - (Horny Ass Mess): Enormous-bosomed peroxide porn star Stormy Daniels has vowed to 'join all the other whores in the Senate' by challenging David Ritter for the Louisiana Senator's seat. "My hot ass is a lot perkier than that abs...

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Funny story: Senator Daschle Forgets To File Taxes Also

Senator Daschle Forgets To File Taxes Also

Republican and Democratic senators on Sunday questioned how former Senator Tom Daschle could make a $128,203 mistake on his taxes but said they were not prepared to oppose his nomination as health secretary. "You have to be troubled by it, but ap...

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Funny story: Minnesotan Senate Race Now A Permanent Tourist Attraction

Minnesotan Senate Race Now A Permanent Tourist Attraction

The unending Minnesotan Senate race between Al Franken and Norm Coleman has become a permanent tourist attraction. Saturday Night Live fans, Republican staunchists, scoffers of politics in general and just plain people looking for an excuse to get dr...

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Funny story: Blagojevich Replaces Vacant Senate Seat With Old-Fashioned Barber's Chair

Blagojevich Replaces Vacant Senate Seat With Old-Fashioned Barber's Chair

CHICAGO, IL - Two workers finished installing an old-fashioned barber's chair in the Senate Chamber this morning. Blagojevich says it will permanently replace the Senate seat left vacant by Barack Obama and "add a touch of class" to the Capitol Comp...

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Funny story: New 50th State Lottery

New 50th State Lottery

Following his re-sale of Alaska to the Russians, Gov. Blogojevich announced a World Lottery to choose the new 50th State of the Union. When it was pointed out that his unilateral actions had nullified the flag and many people's collections of Stat...

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Funny story: Senate Agrees To Seat Burris

Senate Agrees To Seat Burris

An Illinois Senator selected by the embattled state governor to replace President Elect Barack Obama will be seated by the U.S. Senate. The Senate had originally stated that they would not accept the appointment because of the related scandal and th...

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Funny story: Burris Shows Up For Senate Duty Despite Warnings

Burris Shows Up For Senate Duty Despite Warnings

Beleaguered Senator wanna-be Roland Burris showed up for duty today despite being warned that he would not be seated. Burris was appointed to the Junior Senator position vacated by President-elect Barack Obama by Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, wh...

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Funny story: Bush, House and Senate Republicans Having Yard Sale

Bush, House and Senate Republicans Having Yard Sale

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Hoping to partially offset record budget deficits, President Bush has called for a yard sale of unprecedented proportion. Republican members of the House and Senate will join the Bush administration in collecting various items and...

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Funny story: Defiant Illinois Governor Sells Obama's Senate Seat for $10 million

Defiant Illinois Governor Sells Obama's Senate Seat for $10 million

CHICAGO (FMLiveWire) - A defiant Governor Rod Blagojevich on Tuesday sold Barack Obama's Senate seat for $10 million. He said the sale has no connection to the charges filed against him during his arrest in December. "I need that $10 million bu...

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