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Funny story: Grimacing Mice Offer Insights into Human Behavior

Grimacing Mice Offer Insights into Human Behavior

Humans are not the only animals to grimace when they are in pain, scientists have found. Mice show their discomfort in much the same way. Studies show that the facial expressions of mice can indicate responses to pain we cannot see, so twisted res...

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Funny story: SpoofGate: Climate Scientists Put Poor Spoof Writers Out of Work

SpoofGate: Climate Scientists Put Poor Spoof Writers Out of Work

"They're taking the bread out of our mouths!" says Spoof journalist Pullmi Legg, founder of the Writers, Anecdotalists, Naysayers, Kick-arsers, Egocentrics and Recidivists Society (WANKERS). He's issued the following statement about his reasons for giving up writing for Spoof. "For years we've been taking the piss out of these myopic truth-benders and their exaggerated alarmist claims, but late...

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Funny story: Scientist finds "God particle" in Jack Daniels bottle

Scientist finds "God particle" in Jack Daniels bottle

A scientist has claimed to have finally found the illusive "God particle". Sometimes known among boffins as the Higgs Boson, the God particle is believed to hold the key to the mystery of the creation of matter and the universe, and has been the holy...

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Funny story: New Element Discovered by Scientists

New Element Discovered by Scientists

Long hypothesized as a missing link within compounds made from multiple known elements, scientists from the U.S. and Russia are about to announce the confirmation of a new entry that will be added to table of 115 known elements. Never able to exp...

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Funny story: Mystery of the Dead Scientist

Mystery of the Dead Scientist

A scientist was found dead in his laboratory this morning in mysterious circumstances. Professor John Fraser who had been working on trying to establish the existence of other dimensions of time and space, was found on the floor looking like he had a...

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Funny story: Loch Ness Monster discovered in block of ice

Loch Ness Monster discovered in block of ice

The Loch Ness Monster has been discovered frozen in a block of ice in Loch Ness today. After the severe winter in which the entire Loch froze over scientists only recently were able to get back and continue their search for Nessie. Scientists are...

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Funny story: The Horror of the Hadron Collider according to Mad Micky Morrison

The Horror of the Hadron Collider according to Mad Micky Morrison

The Hadron Collider is going to cause unspeakable horrors according to former scientist Mad Micky Morrison. The Hadron Collider smashed records yesterday as a force of SEVEN TRILLION electron volts was unleashed. Beams of protons were slammed togeth...

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Funny story: Global Warming: Bonuses given to some scientists

Global Warming: Bonuses given to some scientists

Professor Karl Carlton known to his friends as the nutty Professor, has spoken out about the myth of Global Warming. Professor Carlton speaking at a meeting in London today informed the audience that he has discovered that Media people and scienti...

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Funny story: The Daleks are taking over - Says Boffin

The Daleks are taking over - Says Boffin

Scientists are refusing to comment following the publication of a letter in the prestigious newspaper, The Prestatyn Herald, which claims that Daleks are already infiltrating planet Earth. These astounding revelations have been put forward by loc...

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Funny story: Brilliant scientist arrested for trying to procreate

Brilliant scientist arrested for trying to procreate

Albert Larson was arrested today after lecturing at Nowhere Important University. The charges came after he went too far with three female University students when he engaged them in a conservative conversation. Larson was arrested around 3:00 p.

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Funny story: U.S. Scientists Say Moon Hole Might Be Suitable for Colony

U.S. Scientists Say Moon Hole Might Be Suitable for Colony

NASA and Jet Propulsion Laboratory scientists have concluded a 50 year study and now say that a moon hole just might be suitable for colonization by humanoids. President O'Bama has been reviewing the report and his aides say he has some ideas on...

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Funny story: "Sleep deprivation is good for you" Say Scientists

"Sleep deprivation is good for you" Say Scientists

Three scientists in Germany have discovered that sleep deprivation is good for you. They came to this conclusion after conducting a three month experiment. All three took on different tasks within the experiment. One slept for three months. One s...

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Funny story: Detroit, MI: Scientists Discover "FAT F*&%" gene

Detroit, MI: Scientists Discover "FAT F*&%" gene

DETROIT, MI: While many blame the prevalence of fast food and poor eating habits on the nation's current weight problem, a renown scientist in Detroit has discovered a mutant genetic strain that may suggest otherwise. Dr. Katz, director of the Medi...

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Funny story: Pissing "Makes You Sober" Scientists Claim

Pissing "Makes You Sober" Scientists Claim

A team of top scientists at University College Nowhere has concluded that the act of urination directly causes the amount of alcohol in the bloodstream to fall. In the five year study, researchers visited a range of pubs each lunchtime drinking a...

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Funny story: Scientists Harness Power from Bad Journalism

Scientists Harness Power from Bad Journalism

The world's energy problems might have been solved by a group of scientists in Oxford who have found a way to store power released by bad journalism. The twin calamities of tautologies (an unnecessary repetition of meaning using different words) a...

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Funny story: Scientists Say They Have Found A Connection Between Farts & Rush Limbaugh

Scientists Say They Have Found A Connection Between Farts & Rush Limbaugh

Researchers now believe they have found a connection between the human fart and Talk Show host Rush Limbaugh! "Our preliminary study has shown that all of the test subjects suffering from having tremendous gas attacks at any time which is embarras...

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Funny story: Scientist Gets in Trouble For Skinning Cat

Scientist Gets in Trouble For Skinning Cat

A scientist is at the centre of an ethical row of animal cruelty versus scientific discovery, following his attempts to test the old maxim: "There's more than one way to skin a cat". Barry Devers, 38, took it upon himself to go around the neighbou...

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