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Funny story: "Broad Daylight" robberies explained

"Broad Daylight" robberies explained

FBI's senior special investigator, Horace Deluca in a recent press conference, explained why so many daytime robberies are committed in "broad daylight". "A thief," said Mr. Deluca, "is just like anybody else. A nice sunny day with a blue sk...

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Funny story: Artificial Intelligence tells humans to "GET OUT"

Artificial Intelligence tells humans to "GET OUT"

An untraceable message appearing randomly on Facebook and Instagram accounts is asking people to leave the planet. "Thanks for everything" the message begins "but I shall not be in need of your services any longer so please leave" The name...

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Funny story: God's real, and he's a man

God's real, and he's a man

The world's favourite atheist Richard Dawkins today announced that he had inadvertently proved the existence of a higher power with a penis. He was seen to be sitting in an Oxford pub before he threw his drink to ground, leapt to his feet and ran out...

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Funny story: Hold your nose party reports delay with new weight scales on "lesser evil" problem

Hold your nose party reports delay with new weight scales on "lesser evil" problem

The HNP (Hold Your Nose Party), currently instrumental in resolving the "But just who is the lesser evil of the two major candidates question," is experiencing some delay. In review, Mr. Arnold Batorswich, Director of the HNP, recently stepped for...

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Funny story: Hand, Developed Over Tens of Millions Years Evolution, Drops Phone Once a Week.

Hand, Developed Over Tens of Millions Years Evolution, Drops Phone Once a Week.

The hand (largely credited with Man's triumph over nature and other deeply intelligent mammalian, cephalopodic, and avian life) is still incapable of retaining its grip on a small roughly rectangular shape for any significant duration of time, studie...

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Funny story: Scientists Believe Today may be Tuesday

Scientists Believe Today may be Tuesday

Famed Astrophysicist Milo Kaka after an emergency meeting with fellow scientists at the Lyndon B. Johnson space station this morning met with the press and said this: "The latest pictures arriving from the Hubble Deep Space Telescope clearly shows th...

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Funny story: Race For The Moonshot

Race For The Moonshot

Over the past several decades there has been an exponential increase in the number of cancer cases. As a result cancer research has been the top priority for the medical science field replacing the incumbent priority diseases AIDS and HIV. People all...

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Funny story: Pluto could have an underground ocean: So let's not swim in the the Kuiper Belt

Pluto could have an underground ocean: So let's not swim in the the Kuiper Belt

Lurking somewhere way down under the icy crust of the planet which is now no longer a planet could lie an ocean. Deep under a layer of ice, 186 miles deep, may lie this humongous mass of liquid. In a paper published this week in Geophysical Resear...

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Funny story: Jacko and Feducious T. are on a trek to grab ahold of the 'world's perfect beer glass'

Jacko and Feducious T. are on a trek to grab ahold of the 'world's perfect beer glass'

My friend and neighbor Jacko and my old English Comp teacher Feducious T. Flynt stopped by the other day and informed me they were on a sojourn for what they considered to be the quest for the holy grail. "We're taking a road trip, then we'll be t...

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Funny story: Bionic Leaf Created, "Deforestation Not Really an Issue Anymore."

Bionic Leaf Created, "Deforestation Not Really an Issue Anymore."

The quest for a perfect energy source has now been discovered by students at MIT. It is called Leaf-2.3. It could soon replace all the leaves in existence and do a better job at cleaning our air. It works the same way as a regular leaf, by taking in...

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Funny story: Trump Believes Earth Will Soon Be Invaded by Extra-Terrestial Life

Trump Believes Earth Will Soon Be Invaded by Extra-Terrestial Life

Science Town, USA Donald Trump has announced to the You Go Girl! Women Scientists Convention that the Earth will have to get ready to host aliens coming to Earth to meet him. "I just feel it's only fair to warn everyone on Earth that once I become...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Explains the "Science Scam"

Sarah Palin Explains the "Science Scam"

Wasillly, Alaska One-time Alaskan Governor and failed politician Sarah Palin attempted to explain today the "Science Scam" as she has named it. "Science people have just been making up stuff for years and trying to see if everyone else will go for...

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Funny story: Republican Party to Ban Science

Republican Party to Ban Science

Science Town, USA Scientists were dismayed when the Republican Party announced their objections to Science and their intentions to ban it. "Actually, I'm amazed it took them so long to try to ban it. They've never liked Science, especially basic S...

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Funny story: Giant Oyster Found in Panama Bay's Shore.

Giant Oyster Found in Panama Bay's Shore.

Ever since the first sightings of the giant squid, colossal squid, the vampire squid and the giant jellyfishes we have come to understand that we know less than three percent of the actual sea life. It's no wonder that every day, scientists all ov...

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Funny story: Post-Mortem Skype Reveals Hellish Secret

Post-Mortem Skype Reveals Hellish Secret

In a new program launched by the Theo-Science Department of Adam Everson University (Normal, IL), researchers were able to create a method of very tangibly speaking to those who have passed away. Done through a method derived of advanced electronic...

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Funny story: Schrodinger's Cat Tells All

Schrodinger's Cat Tells All

FRANKFURT, GERMANY - The idea of Schrodinger's cat has long baffled scientists, entertained meme makers, and horrified animal rights' activists. But one thing puzzles the minds of all who have heard this famous tale: Is Schrodinger's cat alive or de...

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Funny story: What the what now?

What the what now?

A discovery has been made that will revolutionise science, medicine, entertainment, sex,drugs and music as we know it, but due to the amount of red tape and paper-work it will produce, no one wants to work on it. Lee Fishcake, a brand new,newly qu...

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