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Funny story: God Ridiculed After Ordering Assassination of Satan

God Ridiculed After Ordering Assassination of Satan

The debate over God releasing a photograph of Satan's corpse reached a low point this week, just days after the Alpha and Omega authorized the raid "Operation Hellspawn" on Satan's suspected location near Hollywood, CA, killing Satan, his wife, Pol...

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Funny story: Satan, Gloria Allred Announce Terms of Deal With Patriots' QB Tom Brady.

Satan, Gloria Allred Announce Terms of Deal With Patriots' QB Tom Brady.

Satan, CEO of Hell, Hades and the Los Angeles Dodgers, joined attorney Gloria Allred during one of her hourly press conferences to announce that he has reached terms with Boston Patriots' QB Tom Brady, guaranteeing him his place in the Pro Football H...

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Funny story: Church of the Anarchist closes its doors for the last time

Church of the Anarchist closes its doors for the last time

The UK's first, last and only Church of the Anarchist, is closing its doors after being open for just one month. "We were meant to be the Church of the Antichrist," sighed founder, Bill Garcon. "The sign-writer couldn't read my handwriting though.

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Funny story: Obama Thanks Troops for Sacrafices

Obama Thanks Troops for Sacrafices

In his weekly radio address, Saturday, President Barracks Obama thanked the men and woman of the United States Armed Forces, or the Legion of Darkness, as he calls them, for their many sacrifices during his presidency: "I want you all to know that...

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Funny story: Dial 666 - Speak Of The Devil

Dial 666 - Speak Of The Devil

Satan, the Prince of Darkness, is to set up a call centre in Gainsborough, the call centre capital of England. "It's the logical place," said Aleister Crowley, spokesman for Hell Incorporated. "Gainsborough is already Hell on Earth, so there are p...

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Funny story: Ten Commandments have at last been updated

Ten Commandments have at last been updated

The town of Devil's Advocate in Cornwall was the venue for the log-awaited re-launch of the Ten Commandments. At the press reception held in the Heaven and Hell Bar to make the announcement, the Permanent Secretary of CUC (Commandments Updating Committee), Mr G. Odd, set out the government's timetable for the proposed changeover in all houses of worship throughout the land. Launching the upd...

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Funny story: Ke$ha and Satan Teaming Up

Ke$ha and Satan Teaming Up

According to music industry sources, pop singer Ke$ha is teaming up with Satan to produce what insiders predict will be the most annoying pop single in history. The song is said to be so insidious and that most people who've heard it have already...

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Funny story: Pope's Stance Over Names Leads To Satanic Confusion

Pope's Stance Over Names Leads To Satanic Confusion

The Pope's assertion that parents should use Bible-inspired names for their children could have unexpected and unwanted results, experts warn. Apparently, the head of the Roman Catholic Church is concerned at the spread of names inspired by celebr...

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Funny story: Is Snooki the Antichrist?

Is Snooki the Antichrist?

New York - Snooki will be dropping out of ball on New Year's Eve in Time Square. Rev. Fred Phelps said he will be protesting the event because the very nature of it means another photo-op for him. He doesn't like the fact Snooki is so popular and...

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Funny story: Surprise Appearance by Satan at Rowling Bash

Surprise Appearance by Satan at Rowling Bash

Billionaire literary agent Christopher Little hired the QE2 for a huge bash in anticipation of his 'discovery' J.K.Rowling's receiving a Damehood in the forthcoming 2011 New Years Honours List. As he boarded the colossal ship with his partner Neil Blair and several members of his in-house writers' team he refused to disclose what his supreme optimism was based on; "It's in the bag," was all he man...

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Funny story: Manson Claims He Used Cell Phone to Call Satan

Manson Claims He Used Cell Phone to Call Satan

Authorities at Corcoran State Prison in Corcoran, California recently found a cell phone under inmate Charles Manson's pillow. When confronted, Manson claimed that he didn't even know what the hell the thing was and said someone must have planted it...

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Funny story: X Factor To Call In Exorcist

X Factor To Call In Exorcist

X Factor bosses are to seek the advice of exorcism experts following the latest outburst by contestant Wagner Carrilho. Brazilian Wagner, who was banned from the contestants' house last week after rucks with colleagues, yesterday claimed that anyo...

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Funny story: Satan Spotted Trick or Treating in Murphy, North Carolina

Satan Spotted Trick or Treating in Murphy, North Carolina

Murphy, North Carolina (IPP)- Many residents in the Town of Murphy, North Carolina reported that Satan appeared at their door steps with a trick or treat bag during the early evening hours of Sunday, October 31st. Merle Gibson was the first one to...

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Funny story: Beejelzebub threatens Partygoers

Beejelzebub threatens Partygoers

The Campello Trumper reports that last Saturday, semi-drunken Halloween revellers ran for their lives at Brown's Restaurant when a portal to the underworld was inadvertedly opened up on the dancefloor. Tony Brown, proprietor of the popular Brown's...

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Funny story: Satanists claim that Beatles song "Lucy in the sky with diamonds" is a rip off!

Satanists claim that Beatles song "Lucy in the sky with diamonds" is a rip off!

A fanatical Satanist group have cast a "black demonic cloud" around the celebrations of John Lennon's 70th birthday. They claim that one of his and McCartney's songs was a devilish "rip off" and was stolen frome them by John. The song, "Lucy i...

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Funny story: Devil Rejects Ted Kennedy's Soul

Devil Rejects Ted Kennedy's Soul

HADES, HL - Lucifer held a press conference Tuesday afternoon to announce his decision regarding Ted Kennedy's application for residence. Mr. Kennedy applied for the permit to Hades after he was rejected at the Pearly Gates in 2009 after his death...

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Funny story: Satan appears on a bathroom tile proving he's just a dirty old "Peeping Tom"!

Satan appears on a bathroom tile proving he's just a dirty old "Peeping Tom"!

The Devil has appeared on a bathroom tile in Budapest, Hungary and refuses to be removed. After spending a fortune on renovating his bathroom Mr.Crsefko let his wife shower first, but the bathroom turned cold and creepy and as she stepped naked ou...

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