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Funny story: China Warns French Sarkozy: Don't See Dalai Lama! He's Bush's Boy!

China Warns French Sarkozy: Don't See Dalai Lama! He's Bush's Boy!

Chinese leaders have taken the unusual position of procurer for the American President as they warn French president and adulterer Nicolas Sarkozy to keep his distance from the recent consort of America's Mr. Bush. Bush recently boasted that he w...

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Funny story: Chinese Nix Olympic Games for Sarkozy

Chinese Nix Olympic Games for Sarkozy

China Daily, Beijing, wrote that "Chinese people do not want French President Nicolas Sarkozy to attend the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics," & they cited an internet survey as the source for this will of the masses. The...

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Funny story: Bush, Brown and Sarkozy: White Men Can Jump!!!

Bush, Brown and Sarkozy: White Men Can Jump!!!

On the Bush Failed Well Euro tour 2008, leaders of France, the UK and of course, the US of A worst President ever, George W Bush have gotten their groove on by jumping all over Iran.

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Funny story: Carla Bruni Image Sold At New York Auction

Carla Bruni Image Sold At New York Auction

A nude photograph of France's First Lady, Carla Bruni, has been auctioned for $91,000 - more than 20 times the expected price, and nearly 100 times its real worth, say sources at a New York auction house.

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Funny story: French want Blair for President

French want Blair for President

A poll conducted by ICM shows that a majority French people want Tony Blair to be the next President of Europe.

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Funny story: Camilla's beaver: confusion in French press, embarrassment for Prince Charles

Camilla's beaver: confusion in French press, embarrassment for Prince Charles

Camilla's daring choice of hat, as reported on this website recently, has created embarrassing headlines for her husband in the French press after a basic tran...

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Funny story: Get lost Gordon - said the Queen

Get lost Gordon - said the Queen

The British PM is reported to have got lost last night at the state banquet hosted for the French President Nicolas Sarkozy. In a television footage made available by TV X, the Queen can be heard saying to Princess Anne "Where on earth has that Scott...

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Funny story: Anglo-French summit: French papers bewildered

Anglo-French summit: French papers bewildered

Paris - (Zut Alors! Mess): France's newspaper editors have said they are flummoxed by the British pageantry laid on for their sitting duck president and advised readers to concentrate instead on the football (England 0- 1 France).

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Funny story: Sarkozy - Britain and France have "never been so close"

Sarkozy - Britain and France have "never been so close"

In the first speech of his state visit President Sarkozy has heaped warm praise on Britain. Praising Britain's courage, dynamism and strength he urged both countries to "overcome our long-standing rivalries and build together a future that w...

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Funny story: Mrs Sarkozy's sexy snaps revealed!

Mrs Sarkozy's sexy snaps revealed!

Sun Exclusive! - Prince Phillip is said to be among the most enthusiastic bidders on the steamy photographs of Carla Bruni, slutty wife to French president Nicolas Sarkozy, which are set to be auctioned at Christie's early next month. Phillip, a...

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Funny story: Special Branch lay Sarkozy/Brunei trap

Special Branch lay Sarkozy/Brunei trap

Windsor - (Rioters): Security preparations are well under way for this week's French state visit of Nazi collaborator Nicholas Sarkozy and his Opus Dei faghag wife Carla Brunei.

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Funny story: Touch-me-not

Touch-me-not

My post, 'Hand that Flattens Own Agitator', was about Mr. Nicolas Paul Stéphane Sarközy de Nagy-Bocsa, President of France visiting President George Bush in USA. In his trip, Mr. Sarkozy was not accompanied by his wife Cécilia Ciganer-Albeniz. Before the cameras, we observed some bizarre behaviors including Sarkozy's inserting his left hand deep into the pocket of his over-sized jacket...

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Funny story: Sarkozy wall of silence as top model found in Seine

Sarkozy wall of silence as top model found in Seine

Paris - (Sacre Bleu Mess): French President Nicholas Sarkozy was keeping schtum today as the news broke that the body of top Parisian model Katoucha Niane was fished out of the River Seine, near the Pont d'Alma bridge of Princess Diana&#...

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Funny story: Sarkozy outraged at Bruni's "collaboration" slur

Sarkozy outraged at Bruni's "collaboration" slur

Seemingly nothing is going well for the newly-wed Sarkozy's these days: the new First Lady had likened the publishing of a supposed SMS by Nicolas Sarkozy to his ex-wife, telling her that his wedding to Carla Bruni would be called off, if she ret...

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Funny story: Carla Brunei questioned over Rogue Trader links after Putin envoy arrested

Carla Brunei questioned over Rogue Trader links after Putin envoy arrested

Paris - (Merde Alors! Mess): A raunchy ménage à trois porn video featuring France's first lady Carla Brunei Sarkozy and ScoGen rogue trader Jerome Kerviel "screwing the French government, the Paris Bourse and the national oil compan...

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Funny story: Sarkozy and Bruni engaged in spectacular divorce proceedings

Sarkozy and Bruni engaged in spectacular divorce proceedings

In an extraordinary twist of events, it was announced today in Paris that the newly-wed couple Sarkozy - Bruni was to part ways with immediate effect. The French President and his model wife were only married last week in a secret ceremony.

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Funny story: French President Doesn't Care For Brunei Baggage

French President Doesn't Care For Brunei Baggage

When the current French President married Carla Brunei, the daughter of the Sultan of Brunei, he did not know that there was baggage involved. Said a government spokesman who asked to remain anonymous and to only be identified by the initials J.B.,...

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