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Funny story: San Francisco Ponders New Proposal to Legalize Prostitution!

San Francisco Ponders New Proposal to Legalize Prostitution!

San Francisco, Ca /Rolling Stone - This liberal bastion of "anything goes" mentality is now proposing "Proposition K" , a measure that will make it illegal for law enforcement to investigate, arrest or prosecute anyone involved in the prostitution pr...

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Funny story: Major Earthquake Hits San Francisco

Major Earthquake Hits San Francisco

Berkeley PRSFI, August 2010: Two years of diligent effort have restored the infrastructure of San Francisco Island to its former greatness. The big one finally hit the city of San Francisco in the middle of the summer of 2008. This earthquake measur...

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Funny story: San Francisco City Council Replaces Olympic Torch Flame With CFL

San Francisco City Council Replaces Olympic Torch Flame With CFL

The Olympic Torch arrived in San Francisco, California on Tuesday, and that city's government took immediate action against the imminent threat of second-hand smoke.

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Funny story: DNA Evidence Conclusively Proves Jesus Not Gods Son

DNA Evidence Conclusively Proves Jesus Not Gods Son

In a further crushing blow to the credibility of the Christian Church, molecular biologists at the University of Adelaide, Australia have announced that DNA results prove conclusively that Jesus Christ could...

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Funny story: Elephant Forgets To Lock Back Door

Elephant Forgets To Lock Back Door

A zookeeper at San Francisco zoo has been relating how all the animals have managed to secretly sneak and go on wild trips to Vegas each nite this month.

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Funny story: Christopher Robin and Winnie the Pooh behind Tigger zoo attacks

Christopher Robin and Winnie the Pooh behind Tigger zoo attacks

Shoeprints discovered at the scene of the deadly escape of a tiger at San Francisco zoo was yesterday being investigated by cops, as it was revealed that the wall of the moat around the animal pen was almost 20ft lower than it was supposed to...

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Funny story: Pope joins Hippy Commune following Jesus-gate scandal

Pope joins Hippy Commune following Jesus-gate scandal

Former head of the Catholic Chruch, Pope Benedict XVI, has made himself at home in a free-living (what else) hippy commune on the outskirts of San Franthisco, following his almighty fall from grace after it was revea...

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Funny story: Californians fed up with rising gasoline prices throw "Boston Tea Party" by dumping oil into San Francisco Bay; authorities calling it theft gone awry

Californians fed up with rising gasoline prices throw "Boston Tea Party" by dumping oil into San Francisco Bay; authorities calling it theft gone awry

San Francisco, California - Apparently, fed up with the high price of gasoline, a group of desperate Californians boarded an oil tanker in the San Francisco Bay to protest the raising prices of gasoline and rolled a few barrels of oil overboard. Boar...

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Funny story: Doctor Phil scales the Empire State building while naked

Doctor Phil scales the Empire State building while naked

TV advice guy Doctor Phil was captured by New York Police Department officers on Saturday while scaling the Empire State building completely nude.

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Funny story: Barry Bonds Actually White; Sportswriters Cheer

Barry Bonds Actually White; Sportswriters Cheer

Sportswriters over the past week have been announcing their support for Barry Bonds in his home run chase after it was announced last week that Bonds is actually white. Gaylord Perry, a teammate of Bobby Bonds on the 1960s San Franci...

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Funny story: Godless Senator Pete Stark Struck By Lightning

Godless Senator Pete Stark Struck By Lightning

WASHINGTON D.C.--(DOGMA NEWZ) Moments after the Democratic Senator from California, Pete Stark, declared to the whole world that He does not believe in "a supreme being" did the unimaginable happened. While...

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Funny story: Earthquake Jars San Francisco, Nerves

Earthquake Jars San Francisco, Nerves

A medium-intensity earthquake juddered through the San Francisco region this morning at 6:05 am PST, causing minor damage. No injuries were reported.

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Funny story: Is the ever expanding universe the reason for obesity?

Is the ever expanding universe the reason for obesity?

Scientists from the San Francisco Institute of Cosmotology, today released what they claim is a groundbreaking new paper on the links between the ever expanding universe and the high levels of obesity seen in the world.

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Funny story: Apple's Jobs says company will talk to Podpeople

Apple's Jobs says company will talk to Podpeople

SAN FRANCISCO - Apple Computer Inc. will support and organize podcasts in the next version of its iTunes and iPod software, in order to communicate with the Podpeople of planet Xanyre 7 said chief executive Steve Jobs in an interview yesterday.

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Funny story: Mobile Phone Virus Found in US

Mobile Phone Virus Found in US

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Cabir, the first in-the-wild mobile phone virus discovered in the United States, is set to wreak havoc on the lives of teen-agers, SUV drivers, and text-messaging office workers across the land. Appearing on "Meet the P...

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Funny story: Fantasy Football Owner/Coach Almost Purchases $1,900 Couch After 2nd Straight Win

Fantasy Football Owner/Coach Almost Purchases $1,900 Couch After 2nd Straight Win

SAN FRANCISCO (SPOOF) -- Los Frijoles' Fantasy Football team owner, Daniel Ureste, is suspected of temporary insanity when he almost purchased a $1,900 couch after winning his second straight game. When we asked why he would even consider such a...

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Funny story: Bush Experiences Good Vibrations

Bush Experiences Good Vibrations

San Francisco, CA - During a campaign stop in San Francisco, President Bush spent nearly an hour examining and admiring a wide variety of ersatz penises. A campaign event had been scheduled at the Jack Hanley Gallery, located at 389 Valencia Street,...

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