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Funny story: Former President Clinton offers support to 'Slut' Student following Obama Intervention

Former President Clinton offers support to 'Slut' Student following Obama Intervention

Sandra Fluke, the Georgetown Law student at the centre of the Rush Limbaugh 'Slut' row, has now received public backing from not one but two American Presidents. First, Barak Obama telephoned her to offer words of support, now former President Bill C...

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Funny story: The Real Reason Why Rush Limbaugh Apologized To Sandra Fluke For Calling Her A "Slut"

The Real Reason Why Rush Limbaugh Apologized To Sandra Fluke For Calling Her A "Slut"

NEW YORK CITY - Well it now appears that Rush Limbaugh has crawfished (back pedaled) and issued an apology for calling Georgetown University coed Sandra Fluke a "slut." The radio talk show host who usually has a 12-inch cigar sticking out of his a...

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Funny story: Santorum and Romney disagree with Limbaugh's choice of vocabulary, so many better words than "slut"

Santorum and Romney disagree with Limbaugh's choice of vocabulary, so many better words than "slut"

WASHINGTON D.C. - Both Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum both distanced themselves this week from vocabulary that radio host Rush Limbaugh used to describe a woman who expressed the opinion that her health insurance should pay for her contraception. L...

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Funny story: Limbaugh:"Liberals want to open up Pandora's Box and you to pay for it!"

Limbaugh:"Liberals want to open up Pandora's Box and you to pay for it!"

Rush Limbaugh opened his program yesterday afternoon with a statement that further shocked most Americans, cost him seven more advertisers, and sent the entire Board of Directors of NOW into an alcohol and drug induced coma. Limbaugh: "Three was...

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Funny story: American Women Are Sluts, Source Says

American Women Are Sluts, Source Says

The leader of a respectable political party said this week that most American women are sluts. He named one woman specifically, who advocated the use of tax money for birth control, using the euphemism "women's health." The party leader, who is al...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh's Head May be Stuck up His Ass Permanently

Rush Limbaugh's Head May be Stuck up His Ass Permanently

Rush Limbaugh was trying to find a hole in the ground when he accidentally stuck his head up his ass. He was rushed to Good Samaritan Medical Center in West Palm Beach where doctors were working to dislodge said head from said ass. At last report,...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity to Exchange Vows

Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity to Exchange Vows

Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity are to be married Sunday evening at the Wingnut Country Club in West Palm Beach. The Rev. Glenn Beck, a minister of, Jesus American Savior Church, is to officiate. Mr. Limbaugh, 35, will be keeping his name. He is t...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Tells Herman Cain To Hang In There Cause It'll Get Lots Worse

Sarah Palin Tells Herman Cain To Hang In There Cause It'll Get Lots Worse

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin recently confided some personal observations to one of her neighbors, but not the one next door, Jebediah McGillicuddy, who wrote the exposé book on her that sunk the hell out of her political fishing boat. According...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh not ready to admit President was good for his portfolio

Rush Limbaugh not ready to admit President was good for his portfolio

Washington--Rush Limbaugh is not ready to admit that the man he has mocked since November 4, 2008 has actually made him a lot richer. A fact that has caused Rush to go back on the pills. "I categorically deny that Obama helped make me richer than...

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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Turns Down The Offer To Be The Official Spokesperson For Rush Limbaugh's New Line of Cigars

Monica Lewinsky Turns Down The Offer To Be The Official Spokesperson For Rush Limbaugh's New Line of Cigars

NEW YORK CITY - There is probably no male in America who is more associated with cigars that Rush Limbaugh. The GOP talk show mouthpiece can usually be seen with a big 12-incher hanging from his mouth. Limbaugh scoffs at those political pundits wh...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Addresses The Sports Reports That He Is Buying The Minnesota Vikings

Rush Limbaugh Addresses The Sports Reports That He Is Buying The Minnesota Vikings

MINNEAPOLIS - Rush Limbaugh was in town visiting his old friend Governor Tim Pawlenty when he was asked about the sports reports that he is seeking to purchase the NFL's Minnesota Vikings. El Rusho, took a puff of his 12-inch cigar, and remarked that ever since last year when he tried to buy the St. Louis Rams everyone keeps asking him if he is still looking to buy a professional football team.

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Funny story: Lady Gaga meets Baby Googoo during American Idol rehersal

Lady Gaga meets Baby Googoo during American Idol rehersal

Rooters - In a surprising twist of events, related by a John, a stagehand at American Idol, a giant baby wearing nothing but a smile, fell onto the stage on top of Lady Gaga, knocking the fake mole off her face during rehearsals with Jamie who invol...

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Funny story: Donald Trump States That The Fact That He Forced President Obama To Reveal His Birth Certificate Means That He Should Be The Next President

Donald Trump States That The Fact That He Forced President Obama To Reveal His Birth Certificate Means That He Should Be The Next President

DOVER, Delaware - Donald "Mr. Hairdo" Trump has claimed victory by saying that he has accomplished what Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, Sarah Palin, and Chuck Norris couldn't and that is to get President Barack Obama to release his birth...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Dropped on His Head at Birth According to Unauthorized Biography

Rush Limbaugh Dropped on His Head at Birth According to Unauthorized Biography

A writer working on the unauthorized biography of conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh has released a very important piece of information that may explain the idiotic statements that Limbaugh often makes on his daily radio show. Recent com...

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Funny story: It's Friday & Welcome to Today's News with Rush Limbo! #12

It's Friday & Welcome to Today's News with Rush Limbo! #12

It's Friday & Welcome to Today's News with Rush Limbo! From behind the silver mike...had to sell the gold one, this is Friday when YOU choose the subject! Turdley is taking your calls and we'll hear from you after these news updates: According to the latest Wall Street Journal, the reign of the dollar is almost over. However, the treasury says that as the dollar shrinks, it will take le...

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Funny story: Today's News With Rush Limbo #11

Today's News With Rush Limbo #11

Today's News With Rush Limbo Good morning. We're back for another eleven hours of truth and insight! Here's what's happening: Sarah Palin now has her tenth polar bear rug. She stated that this was by far the toughest one yet. It almost caused the helicopter to crash. Charlie Sheen has asked me to help him get back on his show. He was at a party last night and I told him I'd try to see if...

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Funny story: The News With Rush Limbo! #9

The News With Rush Limbo! #9

Today's News With Rush Limbo Newt Gingrich has announced that he has created an exploratory committee for a possible run for the Presidency in 2012. "The first thing I want to do is to determine is if my ass looks too big", he stated yesterday. Newt and his ass will be here live with us on Thursday. Be sure to have them bring in the other Big Chair, Turdley. According to Barack Obama's...

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