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Funny story: Help Me I Am In An Alien Spacecraft!

Help Me I Am In An Alien Spacecraft!

In one of her last acts before she was kidnapped by aliens and transported to The Newly Improved North Korea, Rebekaah Brooks fired all 23,453 journalists and staff at the News of the Sophist's Wurlitzer, in an ultimately vain, venal and in some case...

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Funny story: 'World of the News' to be launched

'World of the News' to be launched

We at Spoof International are proud to announce a Brand New Newspaper, the "World of the News"! The "World of the News" will be exciting! It will be dynamic! It will be a breath of fresh air after all that unpleasantness surrounding the old "News...

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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks Defended

Rebekah Brooks Defended

Sources close to a beleaguered Rebekah Brooks have today moved to defend the News International Executive from what they view is undue criticism There is no evidence at all, they point out, at least no actually incontrovertible evidence like a pie...

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Funny story: News of the World Really Takes the Piss this Time

News of the World Really Takes the Piss this Time

Media circles were rocked today by the news that the News of the World may well have done something so pretty fucking unapologetically depraved that you might as well physically climb one hundred flights of stairs to hand over the cover price to a psychopath pointing and laughing at people and their shit lives from a penthouse flat in Canary Wharf as actually buy the newspaper itself. It appear...

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Funny story: NewsCorpse's Rupert Murdoch morphs to new Kuato/Total Recall image

NewsCorpse's Rupert Murdoch morphs to new Kuato/Total Recall image

London - Updated personal profile pics released ahead of his revamped BSkyB bid show Rupert Murdoch looking increasingly like the Total Recall mutant Kuato. The octogenarian media marauder's shrinking face has become eerily reminiscent of the 1990...

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Funny story: Jabba the Hut to sue Rupert Murdoch for Identity Theft

Jabba the Hut to sue Rupert Murdoch for Identity Theft

News Corporation newspaper The Mercury reports that six hundred year old crime boss Jabba the Hut (aka Jabba Desilijic Tiure) is to sue News Corporation CEO Rupert Murdoch. In a case that is sure to set a legal precedent the crime lord of assassin...

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Funny story: News Of The World Phone-Hacking - Local Man Claims Compensation

News Of The World Phone-Hacking - Local Man Claims Compensation

As Rupert Murdoch's News International admits liability for the News of the World phone-hacking scandal, a local man claims to have been a victim and is seeking compensation. News International admits there were at least eight victims of the hacki...

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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch Warns Sarah Palin and Roger Ailes to Play Nice

Rupert Murdoch Warns Sarah Palin and Roger Ailes to Play Nice

Rupert Murdoch is the first to admit that he hires strong personalities, and it is sometimes hard to reel them in. When they are good, they are very, very good, but when they are bad they are horrid. That is exactly what is happening in the case of R...

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Funny story: Al Gore, Arianna Huffington, Julian Assange To Form 'Menage au Trois' Mega Media Company to Combat Murdoch!

Al Gore, Arianna Huffington, Julian Assange To Form 'Menage au Trois' Mega Media Company to Combat Murdoch!

AOL announced today two additional acquisitions in the media industry, announcing they had completed negotiations with WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange, and 'Current TV' founder Al Gore to purchase the companies and add them to the Huffington Post Me...

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Funny story: Murdoch to Buy Out UK's Ofcom

Murdoch to Buy Out UK's Ofcom

LONDON - In order to cut the deficit, Rupert Murdoch, owner of (I don't need to fucking point it out every time, do I? He's Murdoch.) those things, has agreed to buy out Ofcom. Ofcom (Office for Communications) is the British equivilent of the FCC...

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Funny story: Murdoch Fires Self

Murdoch Fires Self

LONDON - At a press conference today, Rupert Murdoch had fired Rupert Murdoch. "I believe that the old fogey is behind the times," Murdoch said. "His attitude is not compatible with the modern. Which is why, with regret I must let Murdoch go."...

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Funny story: Murdoch's Cry for Help

Murdoch's Cry for Help

It had to happen. My rise to fame is mind blowing (at least I think that's what it is although this stuff I'm smoking could be giving me schizophrenia). Now, after sorting out Cameron's problems in my brief stay as his Communications Director and giving 'The Two Heads' some timely advice I've got the BIG one - yes it's Rupert 'the Bear' Murdoch!!! I had this strange message to meet an old Au...

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Funny story: Unfair for Murdoch

Unfair for Murdoch

News International boss, Rupert Murdoch, is reportedly depressed. It has been a tough time for him. First he discovers that, without his knowledge, some of his journalists on the News of the World have been hacking into voicemails. This has shocke...

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Funny story: Sexist Sky Sports Star's Suicide Story

Sexist Sky Sports Star's Suicide Story

In a triumph of alliteration, the two Sky sports presenters at the centre of the female official row have been placed on suicide watch. Richard (I've lost my) Keys and Andy (Shades of) Gray have been hauled over the coals for insinuating that fema...

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Funny story: Cable Versus Satellite

Cable Versus Satellite

Vince Cable has declared war on Rupert Murdoch who is trying to gain full control of Sky. The revelations were made in secret recordings of Mr Cable taken by journalists when he believed he was talking to constituents. In order to gauge public op...

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Funny story: Vince Cable Will Stay in the Cabinet

Vince Cable Will Stay in the Cabinet

Business Secretary Vince Cable has been locked in a cabinet and told to stay in there until he's learnt "a damn good lesson". Downing Street made the decision after Rupert Murdoch labelled Cable "a bloody fool" for being honest to an overcover report...

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Funny story: Cable Takes on Murdoch

Cable Takes on Murdoch

A section of the 'full transcript' of Vince Cable's interview with people he supposed to be his constituents, but in fact were Daily Telegraph reporters, was cut. It has now been leaked to Robert Peston of the BBC who has put the excised remarks o...

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