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Funny story: Guiliani calls Ron Paul a "Jerkface"

Guiliani calls Ron Paul a "Jerkface"

New York, NY - In the wake of a recent press conference where Congressman and Presidential Canditate Ron Paul (R-TX) challenged fellow candidate and former NYC mayor Rudy Guiliani's knowledge of foreign policy, the latter called Congressman Paul...

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Endorses Flushable Hemorrhoid Wipes

Rudy Giuliani Endorses Flushable Hemorrhoid Wipes

Rudy Giuliani took a bold step in his campaign today, announcing his support for flushable hemorrhoid wipes. "This simple technology will help America deal with the terror of a serious health problem," the former Mayor said at a benefit for...

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Funny story: Presidential Candidates Interviewed About Fiscal Policy; Giuliani Favors Nuclear First Strike

Presidential Candidates Interviewed About Fiscal Policy; Giuliani Favors Nuclear First Strike

Washington D.C.- In a rare bi-partisan press conference, each of the current eighteen candidates for President of the United States gave their positions on fiscal policy.

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Funny story: Texans Hope Paul Can Restore State's Reputation After Bush Fiasco

Texans Hope Paul Can Restore State's Reputation After Bush Fiasco

It was once a state whose residents considered themselves Texans first and Americans second. It was big oil, big money, big hats and most of all big Texas pride.

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Funny story: Giuliani Tries to Gain Black Vote

Giuliani Tries to Gain Black Vote

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York - Rudy Giuliani flitted about as he headed toward his Mercedes limousine in preparation to head to a New York slum to appeal to the "little people." He headed to an open-air crack cocaine market and thousand...

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Funny story: Giuliani to Pick Up Key Endorsement from Death

Giuliani to Pick Up Key Endorsement from Death

The Seventh Circle of Hell Action News Reports- Rumors have begun to circulate that Death will reverse his tradition of supporting Democratic candidates and will in fact be endorsing Rudy Giuliani in his bid for the White House. Deat...

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani to give Ron Paul the Finger

Rudy Giuliani to give Ron Paul the Finger

Prediction: Rudy gives Ron Paul the Finger.

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Funny story: Giuliani Declares "Four More Years!" as Official Campaign Slogan.

Giuliani Declares "Four More Years!" as Official Campaign Slogan.

NEW YORK - In its most recent press release, the Giuliani camp has announced that it will be using the tag line "Four More Years!" as its primary slogan for the remainder of the 2008 presidential race.

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Gets Tough on Crime

Rudy Giuliani Gets Tough on Crime

Rudy Giuliani released the criminal justice plank of his campaign platform today. Giuliani, a former federal prosecutor, was known for being tough on crime as Mayor of New York City. He pioneered the zero tolerance approach...

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Trys Hat to Improve Image

Rudy Giuliani Trys Hat to Improve Image

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Atlanta - Rudy Giuliani, who helped with the 9/11 Conspiracy, as evidenced by his being warned, is now trading his growl for a smile and a hat. Giuliani is hoping that not enough people watch the 9/11 videos on YouTube to make...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Invites Rudy Guiliani To UFC's Octagon

Ron Paul Invites Rudy Guiliani To UFC's Octagon

New York, NY (FP) - Congressman Ron Paul invites former mayor Rudy Guiliani to debate American foreign policy in UFC (Ultimate Fighting Challenge) style match-up Saturday.

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Funny story: Giuliani Recommends Orwell's "1984" as Blueprint for Future

Giuliani Recommends Orwell's "1984" as Blueprint for Future

Iowa City, Iowa - While campaigning to a group of college students in America's Heartland, Republican Presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani told the audience to re-read George Orwell's classic "1984" to get an idea of what this country...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Surges in Polls

Ron Paul Surges in Polls

Ron Paul is gaining in opinion polls in key states in the presidential GOP nomination race for 2008.

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Refuses to Read Ron Paul Books

Rudy Giuliani Refuses to Read Ron Paul Books

WASHINGTON (AP) - Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul was dismayed to discover that Rudy Giuliani will maintain his foreign policy ignorance and refuses to read the books recommended by Paul.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Excluded from Future Debates

Ron Paul Excluded from Future Debates

Washington - Congressman Ron Paul (R-TX) has been officially excluded from all future Republican Presidential Debates. Paul, who officially entered the race in February of this year, has participated in the first two debates, and was ranked in the to...

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Funny story: Giuliani was Mayor on 9/11

Giuliani was Mayor on 9/11

The question on everyone's mind since September the 11th has been: Who was that courageous mayor that saved the city? No one had taken credit for saving New York City in the aftermath of the terrorist attacks on the World trade Center Towers. L...

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Announces Plans for War; Canada at Risk

Rudy Giuliani Announces Plans for War; Canada at Risk

Rudy Giuliani announced his first major foreign policy initiative today, with the centerpiece being plans for an attack on Canada.

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