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Funny story: Kate's Breasts Could Kick Start Your Day Too

Kate's Breasts Could Kick Start Your Day Too

Following the inevitable global exposure of the future Queen of England's pert breasts by the French paparazzi, Buckingham Palace has gone on the offensive and has threatened legal action against any party who publishes the offending photos, or who u...

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Funny story: Young royals to appear in Christmas night Strip show

Young royals to appear in Christmas night Strip show

The Royal Family confirmed today that young members would appear in a new BBC talent show in what has been seen as an attempt to divert the news away from recent scandals. The new late night BBC Three show named 'Strictly Striptease' will be hoste...

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Funny story: King Richard III Found In Leicester Car Park

King Richard III Found In Leicester Car Park

A team of Archaeologists have revealed that they believe they have found the skeletal remains of King Richard III. King Richard, also known as 'The Lionheart', was last seen running away from the Battle of Bosworth Field on 22nd August 1485. Many...

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Funny story: Prince Philip Funeral Plans Found In Gents Toilet On Hampstead Heath

Prince Philip Funeral Plans Found In Gents Toilet On Hampstead Heath

Draft plans for the funeral of Prince Philip have been found stuffed behind a toilet cistern in a gentlemen's toilet on Hampstead Heath. How the documents came to be there remains a mystery. The documents were found by a local kebab shop owner, Ge...

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Funny story: Prince William To Lose His Teeth Due To Rare Condition - Wife Kate's Could Soon Follow!

Prince William To Lose His Teeth Due To Rare Condition - Wife Kate's Could Soon Follow!

On the advice of royal physicians Prince William is to have all of his teeth extracted. Unlike normal people William's teeth have never stopped growing though up until just a few weeks ago there rate of growth had remained more or less steady. Most o...

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Funny story: Transit of Venus and CERN "Caused National Hysteria"

Transit of Venus and CERN "Caused National Hysteria"

An elite team of Oxford and Cambridge scientists has come to a surprising conclusion about why the nation was grabbed by hysteria over the past few days: a combination of the transit of Venus and operations at CERN released a large number of the so-c...

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Funny story: England To Be Renamed To Commemorate Jubilee

England To Be Renamed To Commemorate Jubilee

In a shock move last night, forty-five MPs signed an agreement to rename England to celebrate the Queen's Diamond Jubilee. 'Jubilengland' is the new name by which we will begin using in relation to our country from 28th July this year. Every house...

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Funny story: It's a Royal Family Jeremy Kyle Show

It's a Royal Family Jeremy Kyle Show

Do you remember that as part of the Silver Jubilee the Royals took part in what was then the top TV program It's a Knockout it was called It's a Royal Knockout? Well I can exclusively reveal that a similar TV program to be adopted by the Royals fo...

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Funny story: Storm in a "royal teacup" as UK tearoom owner ejects non-royalists!

Storm in a "royal teacup" as UK tearoom owner ejects non-royalists!

The tearoom owner of a UK royal tearoom was forced to eject 3 Oliver Cromwell followers frequenting her establishment because they refused to stand up when the national anthem was played. The tearoom owner plays her favourite song at 03.00 PM ever...

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Funny story: 'Vermin in Ermine' duchess thrown out of Castle as estranged husband can't pay the rent

'Vermin in Ermine' duchess thrown out of Castle as estranged husband can't pay the rent

South Coast - For nearly a decade they flounced around its ancient ramparts telling the whole world the Castle belonged to them. Last week the rent-n-drive pantchnicons finally exited the medieval drawbridge as the East Wing front door slammed shu...

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Funny story: Palace Inquest As Waxwork Dummies Perform Royal Visit

Palace Inquest As Waxwork Dummies Perform Royal Visit

Buckingham Palace has reluctantly admitted that a Royal Visit didn't feature Prince William or Kate Middleton, but in actual fact their waxwork replicas. Suspicions were aroused when officials noticed the pair were unusually quiet and unco-operati...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton's Arse On Full View In Paris

Pippa Middleton's Arse On Full View In Paris

Royal sister-in-law Pippa Middleton had her arse firmly on show in Paris this weekend. The Queen-to-be's sister was in the capital for a party, and was seen getting in to a convertible, when reporters surrounded them. The arse, famous for being a...

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Funny story: Succession changes could see Cider the 1st on the throne

Succession changes could see Cider the 1st on the throne

The Prime Minister David Cameron is said to have left Buckingham Palace this weekend looking like Beatrice, after it was disclosed that the next in line might not be human. The Queen is rumoured to be redrafting centuries old succession laws that...

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Funny story: The Prodigy To Headline In Diamond Jubilee Festival

The Prodigy To Headline In Diamond Jubilee Festival

A music festival to commemorate the Queen's Diamond Jubilee has been arranged to coincide with the event on the 5th of June, with the Queen rumoured to be making a surprise guest appearance on the main dance stage along with festival headliners The P...

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Funny story: Obama: I shall abdicate the Presidency in favor of Prince William

Obama: I shall abdicate the Presidency in favor of Prince William

WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN) President Barack Obama is resigning at the end of April to allow for the installment of the first British Monarch to rule over the North American "colonies' since George III. As of May 1, 2012, Prince William, Duke of Cambridg...

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Funny story: Rock & Royal for Jubilee

Rock & Royal for Jubilee

For want of something constructive to do between tours, reject X-Factor 'judge' and would be singa' Gary 'shortarse' Barlow has been given the job of cobbling together yet another Royal Concert. In preparation for the upcoming 'Diamond Jubilee Ro...

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Funny story: England Prepares For Scottish Independence

England Prepares For Scottish Independence

On Burns Night, 2012, the BBC broadcast to English viewers and listeners, Scotland's First Minister, Alex Salmond, reading poems by Robert Burns. Few will forget the chilling threat that followed this attack. 'Ah will continue tae reid th' poems ay Rabbie Burns at ye sassenachs,' vowed a visibly crazed Mr Salmond, 'until Scootlund achieves independence. Indeed,' he added, with wild eyes bulging...

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