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Funny story: Hillary Loses Pennsylvania in Recount; Ron Paul Wins

Hillary Loses Pennsylvania in Recount; Ron Paul Wins

Hillary Clinton suffered a stunning defeat Thursday when a recount of the Pennsylvania primary vote showed she lost by a substantial margin. While the initial count had Clinton ahead by 10 points over Barack Obama, the recount put the former first la...

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Funny story: Missing Texas Congressman Found Alive

Missing Texas Congressman Found Alive

GALVESTON, TX-U.S. Representative Ron Paul appeared Thursday in this Gulf Coast community within his congressional district, proving to a gathering crowd of startled onlookers that he still exists, and ending twelve months of intense speculation conc...

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Funny story: McCain: Ron Paul For Fed Chair

McCain: Ron Paul For Fed Chair

GOP presidential candidate John McCain said today that he thinks Ron Paul would make a good chairman of the Federal Reserve. McCain was speaking to a group of young Republicans in Texas Friday when he was asked about a role for Paul in a McCain admin...

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Funny story: Ron Paul To Change Campaign Slogan

Ron Paul To Change Campaign Slogan

GOP Presidential hopeful Ron Paul announced today that an official campaign slogan change will take place very soon. The original slogan, "Hope for America" will be changed to "Ron Paul = Constitution, Not Prostitution."...

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Funny story: Tea Bagging The Fed

Tea Bagging The Fed

None of us will forget the day it began: Tea Bagging The Fed. They call the act childish in some circles and down right Patriotic in others.

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Funny story: Philsbury Doughboy endorses Ron Paul

Philsbury Doughboy endorses Ron Paul

Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul has won the endorsement of a former child television celebrity, giving his flagging campaign a much needed boost.

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Funny story: Chuck Norris to Endorse Ron Paul

Chuck Norris to Endorse Ron Paul

Today Chuck Norris announced that he will be changing his endorsment to Republican GOP candidate Ron Paul.

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Funny story: McCain, Huckabee, Paul Wrestle For World Heavyweight Title

McCain, Huckabee, Paul Wrestle For World Heavyweight Title

OSCEOLA, Iowa -- There was an electricity in there air Friday night on WWE Smackdown like the wrestling world has never seen before. Three presidential contenders battled it out in a no-holds-barred three-way cage match for the World Heavyweight titl...

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Funny story: Mainstream Media Asks for Ron Paul 'Do-Over'

Mainstream Media Asks for Ron Paul 'Do-Over'

Faced with the near-certain prospect of a presidency ruled by either Allah, menstrual cycles, or a hatred of youth, the Main Stream Media today apologized for its concerted efforts to destroy Ron Paul's candidacy saying 'in retrospect he'...

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Funny story: Paul / Lohan Tryst On Cell Video

Paul / Lohan Tryst On Cell Video

While being too sick to contemplate, our news desk was forced to move forward with this exciting news event. Innocent bystanders fell victim to indecent exposure by two recent newsliners Paul and Lohan.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Vows Victory; Developing Time Machine

Ron Paul Vows Victory; Developing Time Machine

FORT MIRTH, Tex. - Presidential hopeful Ron Paul vows to win the republican nomination, even as he trails front-runner John McCain, who has a 60:1 delegate lead. Political analysts are calling it a "mathematical impossibility," but Paul is...

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Funny story: Alex Jones and Ron Paul Become the Inspiration for a New Line-Up of Marvel Comics Super Villains

Alex Jones and Ron Paul Become the Inspiration for a New Line-Up of Marvel Comics Super Villains

SAN DIEGO - Marvel Comics announced last December that it was joining forces with the United Nations to bolster the world organization's lack-luster image by producing "free" comic books depicting popular superheroes wo...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Joins Facebook, Rejects Friend Request from President Bush

Ron Paul Joins Facebook, Rejects Friend Request from President Bush

Ron Paul has set himself up to be the second U.S. President with a Facebook account. Of course the chances of him becoming the next President are about as good as President Bush's chances to serve another term, which seems about as likely as Bus...

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Funny story: Fidel Castro: Ron Paul Should Take My Place

Fidel Castro: Ron Paul Should Take My Place

Fidel Castro, the self-proclaimed leader of Cuba since 1959, has steeped down as President and has asked his country to elect wildcard Republican politician Ron Paul as his successor.

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Funny story: Guilderland, NY repeals First Amendment

Guilderland, NY repeals First Amendment

In a stunning upset to Ron Paul supporters, the humorless town of Guilderland, NY announced today that it has abandoned the 1st Amendment to the Constitution in favor of their own "more socially acceptable and child-friendly" amendment. Th...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Calls Press Conference; One Reporter Attends

Ron Paul Calls Press Conference; One Reporter Attends

Today, Ron Paul held a press conference in his underground bunker to discuss his plans for the country. One reporter attended, providing The Spoof with this exclusive story.

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Funny story: Ron Paul forces creation of New Party!

Ron Paul forces creation of New Party!

Ron Paul, the longshot candidate who cannot win, and who we want to...

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