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Funny story: Rolling Stoned Switch Labels from EMI to AARP!

Rolling Stoned Switch Labels from EMI to AARP!

Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones have shocked the music world by their ability to still rock. While music critics have been raving over the new automated wheel chairs with marijuana inhalers that truly makes them the Rolling Stoned, the group has b...

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Funny story: Keith Richards Is A Vampire

Keith Richards Is A Vampire

New Yawk NY-- Keith Richards, famed guitarist for The Rolling Stones, said today he died in 1969 and is a vampire. The rock legend says he died from a drug overdose during the notorious Altamont Concert. A vampire fan jumped up on stage and helped hi...

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Funny story: Rolling Stones Commemorate 20th Anniversary of Keith Richards' Passing

Rolling Stones Commemorate 20th Anniversary of Keith Richards' Passing

The surviving members of The Rolling Stones commemorated the 20th anniversary of Keith Richards' death by shooting themselves up with heroin. They also shoot up Keith Richards' corpse.

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Funny story: 1000 years on: stones righted in Stonehenge; Stones welcomed in Blackpool

1000 years on: stones righted in Stonehenge; Stones welcomed in Blackpool

Construction finally resumes on Stonehenge after a delay of more than a millennium, nearly as long as The Rolling Stones have waited to return to Blackpool.

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Funny story: Rolling Stones' Drummer To Undergo Groundbreaking Surgery

Rolling Stones' Drummer To Undergo Groundbreaking Surgery

Rolling Stones' drummer Charlie Watts, 68, has announced that he will undergo surgery later this week to fuse himself to White Stripes drummer, Meg White. The surgery will involve removing each of the drummer's lower halves and switching them...

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Funny story: Britney Finally Passes Rolling Stones Audition

Britney Finally Passes Rolling Stones Audition

After months of strenuous training and dedication to debauched over-excess, troubled pop star Britney Spears has at last been accepted as a backing singer for legendary hell-raisers the Rolling Stones.

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Funny story: My close encounter with the Archaeologists who found the first ever Toaster

My close encounter with the Archaeologists who found the first ever Toaster

On a dusty, barren plain somewhere in the Middle East, I am travelling along a long dirt road, so long that you could be mistaken for thinking it was the Rolling Stones' career.

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Funny story: Keith Richards to play Larry King in biopic...

Keith Richards to play Larry King in biopic...

Universe studios: After starring in the third pirates movie in a cameo role, Keith Richards, the Rolling bones rockstar, is all set to show his acting prowess in a brand new movie to be directed by Al Gore.

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Funny story: Rolling Stones #4 Most Powerful Celebrities in the World (for now)

Rolling Stones #4 Most Powerful Celebrities in the World (for now)

NEW YORK CITY (Times Staff Reporter) - The Rolling Stones rank fourth on this year's Forbes 100 Most Powerful Celebrities List. The aging rockers slipped two spots from their second-place ranking last year, bringing in 88-million-dollars.

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Funny story: Rolling Stones dump financial guru Prince

Rolling Stones dump financial guru Prince

London - (Ass Mess): The Rolling Stones have finally dumped Prince Frederick Von Assfelt their financial manager of the last 37 years.

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Funny story: Keith Richards in Horse sedation Row

Keith Richards in Horse sedation Row

There is uproar in Belgrade, Serbia as The Rolling Stones plan to sedate 3 000000 horses that may be driven insane by the aging rockers' crap music.

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Funny story: Mick Jagger in Stable Condition After Rolling Stones Almost Rock the Super Bowl

Mick Jagger in Stable Condition After Rolling Stones Almost Rock the Super Bowl

"Good thing he didn't try Tumbling Dice" physicians said after Mick Jagger collapsed with level 2 aortic cardiac failure following his blazing Super Bowl performance where he danced the equivalent of 1100 yards exceeding the total yarda...

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Funny story: Mr. Qweed

Mr. Qweed

Knock,Knock,Knockitty,Knock...Knockitty,Kno.."Alright already...(As he heads towards the door humming the lyrics from the Rolling Stones song,Satisfaction.."I can't get no....no,no,no..hey,hey,hey")..geez,louise"".......(opening the door).."Yeah wadd'ya want"."Hi i'm Mary Contrary,this we...

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Funny story: Rolling Stones '05 tour to feature debate on Social Security, no music

Rolling Stones '05 tour to feature debate on Social Security, no music

Legendary band The Rolling Stones excited their fans this week after announcing a world tour to kick off in the United States this summer, but that excitement was to be short lived.

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Funny story: Prince Harry and Di Canio team up in pop duo

Prince Harry and Di Canio team up in pop duo

Prince Harry and Italian soccer star Paolo Di Canio are to team up to record a cover version of the Rolling Stones' seventies smash hit "Brown Sugar."...

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Funny story: Ron Wood Back to the Bottle; Keith Richards Furious

Ron Wood Back to the Bottle; Keith Richards Furious

Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood has reportedly been back to his drinking habit after staying sober for the past two years. Everyone in the Rolling Stones organization, including lead singer Mick Jagger, is said to be so worried about this---wit...

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Funny story: Keith Richards Arrested For Turning 60

Keith Richards Arrested For Turning 60

Sussex- Rolling Stones Guitarist Keith Richards has been arrested on charges of "turning 60 without dying yet."...

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