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Funny story: Personal Robots - The Great Prophet Nostradumbass

Personal Robots - The Great Prophet Nostradumbass

The Great Prophet Nostradumbass predicts that 180 years from now people will have their own personal robot or even robots to do chores for them. The robots will be human looking and will have human voices and not the robotic tone voice as envisaged by Sci Fi writers of today. Even the eyes and the hair on the robot will look so realistic that it may take you sometime to realise whether you...

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Funny story: Beatles To Play 50 Wembley Stadium Gigs This Summer

Beatles To Play 50 Wembley Stadium Gigs This Summer

It was announced today to a packed press conference that the Beatles will be playing fifty gigs at Wembley Stadium this summer - in direct opposition to Michael Jackson's O2 Arena marathon. This has been made possible by US high tech corporation,...

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Funny story: The Star Wars Robots' feud continues - CP30 refuses to invite R2D2 to gay wedding

The Star Wars Robots' feud continues - CP30 refuses to invite R2D2 to gay wedding

CP30 has married his long term partner Robo-cop in a civil ceremony and snubbed his co-star of over thirty years.... R2-D2. The two robots have starred in all the 'Star Wars' films since 1978, but are barely on speaking terms. CP30 has been desc...

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Funny story: Spanish Robo-Fish To Target British Holidaymakers

Spanish Robo-Fish To Target British Holidaymakers

It was announced today that in an attempt to cut pollution on the Spanish coast during the Summer holiday season, scientists will release robot fish which are capable of tracking down excrement from British tourists. Modelled on carp and costing...

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Funny story: Scientists create new birth control method from nanotechnology

Scientists create new birth control method from nanotechnology

Researchers today reported in the Journal of American Medical Association a mechanical contraceptive that is 100% safe, 100% effective, and able to enhance the pleasure of both men and women. 17th century scientist Evangelista Torricelli was the...

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Funny story: "Obama-Droid 3000" Inaugurated into Office

"Obama-Droid 3000" Inaugurated into Office

In a routine briefing this morning, a spokesman confirmed that now President Barack Obama was replaced by a robotic version of himself for the inauguration ceremony on Monday. In a move to be increase public awareness of security levels around t...

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Funny story: Lost in Space Actor Suffocates in Robot Suit in Inauguration Rehearsal

Lost in Space Actor Suffocates in Robot Suit in Inauguration Rehearsal

Bob May, the actor who played the robot in TV hit series Lost in Space was found dead behind the Inauguration platform after a late night rehearsal this week. NASA spokesperson, Houston Wehafa explained that the breathing apparatus on the 60's suit,...

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Funny story: "Lost In Space" Robot Dies!

"Lost In Space" Robot Dies!

The man who fit inside of the robot on Lost In Space, Bob May, has passed away at 69. The veteran actor passed of congestive heart failure on Sunday, his daughter announced. Despite providing the robot's antics for the 1960s kid classic Lost In...

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Funny story: Pregnant Robots to be given Right to Terminate Pregnancies

Pregnant Robots to be given Right to Terminate Pregnancies

A worldwide debate has erupted after technology industry giant Cyberdyne Systems proposed that their T700 range of robots be allowed to have abortions as standard. A Cyberdyne spokesperson outlined the plans: "Here at Cyberdyne we believe that...

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Funny story: Latest Filipino robot workers for export, more user-friendly, ready for more abuse!

Latest Filipino robot workers for export, more user-friendly, ready for more abuse!

The Philippines, the largest exporter of super robot workers, has made major improvements in its latest batch of the internationally known cheap ORW's (overseas robot workers). The new ORW's have undergone a series of tests that are used to determ...

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Funny story: Wanted: A Robot With a Big WALL-E at the Box Office

Wanted: A Robot With a Big WALL-E at the Box Office

(La La Land, CA) - Normally sex and animation don't mix. But with the success of the Jack Black bestiality and violence cartoon Kung Fu Panda paving the way, Pixar heads back into theaters this week with WALL-E,...

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Funny story: Monkey Taught to Manipulate Robotic Arm with Thoughts Only!

Monkey Taught to Manipulate Robotic Arm with Thoughts Only!

At a major American robotics research facility, an amazing breakthrough was announced. A monkey in their brain operated robotics department has learned to manipulate a robot arm just by thinking about the movement of the mechanical appendage.

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Funny story: Sex With Robots? A View Of The Future

Sex With Robots? A View Of The Future

People will be having sex with robots by 2050, an artificial intelligence expert has predicted.

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Funny story: Giant Robot Destroys Downtown Tokyo

Giant Robot Destroys Downtown Tokyo

The citizens of Tokyo were trying to come to terms with the latest attack of a giant robot, which destroyed the city's underwear vending machine district.

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Funny story: A.I. "Dextre" decries "I am Robot" then goes HAL 2000 -- 911 calls to Mission Control report shots fired aboard the International Space Station

A.I. "Dextre" decries "I am Robot" then goes HAL 2000 -- 911 calls to Mission Control report shots fired aboard the International Space Station

Huston, Texas - Just after one day "Dextre" the Robot was activated by the shuttle crew of the Endeavour, NASA ordered him shutdown. The trouble began when Dextre was asked to deviate from its primary programming to get the crew a cup of co...

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Funny story: Space Station's New Robot, Dextre, Passes All Tests Butt One

Space Station's New Robot, Dextre, Passes All Tests Butt One

Space Station's New Robot, Dextre, Passes All Tests Butt One, that is the essential Buttwipe test.

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Funny story: Drug Dealing Robot Built by Atlanta Man

Drug Dealing Robot Built by Atlanta Man

Atlanta, Georgia (IPP) - An Atlanta man has designed and built a robot that will sell illegal drugs on the street.

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