A tourist named Joseph Snowman was staying at a hotel in Birch Run, Michigan until a guest from Missouri staying in the next room, complained that Mr. Snowman was building killer robots in his hotel room. The Michigan State Police confiscated and...
Scientists at The Pentagon have developed a shift shifting robot. Watching the video they have put out is amazing. A square robot, imitating a piece of paper, is able to change its shape from a boat to a plane, origami-style. This lends itself...
Frankie Dettori has sensationally admitted that one of the horses in his 'Magnificent 7' was a cyborg robot. The 28th of September 1996 at Ascot had gone down in history after Dettori won all seven races in what was a triumph for punters and a cal...
LANCASTER, England - In the future, most satirists at The Spoof will be out of work, replaced by robots, according to the latest projections. From ATM's to automated gas pumps to self-service checkout lanes at major retailers, service jobs are al...
Conspiracy theorists are claiming that the planes that hit the two towers in the 911 incident were drones operated by pilots who could have been hundreds of miles away. Americans are using drones at present in warfare. They are launched near areas...
Silicon Valley California- Andy Jonas and Berry Jonas have placed a pre-order for Foxxy the ultimate lady companion and are said to be enthusiastic about her delivery. Andy Jonas said that Foxxy is the prototype of a futuristic mating partner and...
Engineers at Japanese electronics giant Hayagorraleet Corporation announced that all research into a functional robotic wife doll would be scrapped with immediate effect, despite scientists achieving massive breakthroughs in producing synthetic robot...
A scientist with a prominent speech impediment has refused to use his robot for fear that he will be teased. Professor Robert Robson-Ross has a lisp which has afflicted him since childhood. He cursed his parents for naming him Robert and for havin...
Las Vegas - (Ass Mess): A new mechanical life-size rubber doll may be prematurely withdrawn from the market after its inventor revealed the automaton 'comes with five personalities'. The 'Roxxxy' made its debut at the Adult Entertainment Expo this...
The University of San Taskamonia recently have patented a new device for automated wanking. This new robot was designed by one student, a Dr. Ivana Tinkle. "I, among many other students of the university, have much trouble wanking at night, so...
The worlds first space vehicle designed to allow passengers to experience space travel and weightlessness was hijacked today by robotic Cylons demanding that they be flown to somewhere called the "12 Colonies". The Virgin Galactic was just prepar...
The annual 'Robotics Fair' in Kyoto, Japan, opened today with our Nipponese brethren declaring that robots will take over the world, because the Japanese don't want their kids doing mundane jobs, so the robots will not only take over the mundane empl...
NEW YORK NY - Baseball fans are turning purple after reading a new scientific survey that shows that the recent playoffs were determined not by the skill of the players, but by the lack of skill of the umpires, according to my source, an ex commissio...
New Chicago, Earth - Yesterday, a dented and scratched ambuquad named Twiki was found huddled in the back of Captain Roger's starship, with a distressed Dr. Theopolis laying helpless nearby. It appears a sexual assault was carried out, as evidence...
San Francisco, Earth - Admiral Anthony Haftel was arrested yesterday, upon his return from a visit to the U.S.S. Enterprise, the flagship of our Star Fleet. The charges are serious, and involve attempted kidnapping, violation of the Prime Directive...
San Francisco, CA - With nanobots and malevolent artificial intelligence already weighing on their minds, scientists are now warning of a new threat: Micro Machines. Driven to near-extinction in the late 1990's, a resurgence of the scale-model min...
The Great Prophet Nostradumbass predicts that 180 years from now people will have their own personal robot or even robots to do chores for them. The robots will be human looking and will have human voices and not the robotic tone voice as envisaged by Sci Fi writers of today. Even the eyes and the hair on the robot will look so realistic that it may take you sometime to realise whether you...
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