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Funny story: London Riots: Rich People Quaking In Their Boots After Girl's Frank Admission

London Riots: Rich People Quaking In Their Boots After Girl's Frank Admission

Rich people all over England have been 'quaking in their boots' this morning after a girl interviewed by the BBC admitted that she had taken part in the London Riots to show those with businesses and the police, that the Poor People could do whatever...

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Funny story: Local Man Questions Wisdom Of David Cameron's "Hug A Hoodie" Approach

Local Man Questions Wisdom Of David Cameron's "Hug A Hoodie" Approach

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, somewhat out of the loop recently, today caught up on the news of escalating violence across the UK, when he finished work. An amazed Shuttlecock, having recently resumed the joys of cycling, (Not that that's relevant)...

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Funny story: Luting 'highly exaggerated' say Queen's madrigal players

Luting 'highly exaggerated' say Queen's madrigal players

London - The Gloriana Madrigal Ensemble is up in arms tonight amid accusations their voice is being drowned out by some over-the-top public luting. Rival entertainers the Balham Balalaika Bollox - er...Luton Lute Society! - are set to play at a Wa...

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Funny story: Taser to spice up water cannon deployment as Cameron's flagship Hug-A-Hoodie policy bombs

Taser to spice up water cannon deployment as Cameron's flagship Hug-A-Hoodie policy bombs

London - Police have vowed to corral evil rioters with surgical kettling deploying electronic stun guns and water cannon combos to shock rampaging mobs. The 50,000-volt charges are said to respond extremely well to sodden clothing and lank locks i...

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Funny story: Metropolitan Police's plans

Metropolitan Police's plans

London, England. Monday. Police have finally developed a feasible plan to control or even cease the level of rioting and looting happening in the city streets today. Over the course of the last 48 hours, Metropolitan Police have devised a number of o...

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Funny story: Bong fires of the vanities erupt over Britain

Bong fires of the vanities erupt over Britain

London - A spate of nationwide arson attacks was being blamed today on dodgy 'bongs' similar to one that caused the 1666 Great Fire of London. Ministry of Skunk sources issued an immediate recall of the entire 'Zomby' range of imported hookahs fol...

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Funny story: London Riots spread to Dublin

London Riots spread to Dublin

Hot on the heels of the recent unrest in London, it has been reported that riots have now spread to Dublin. There were rumours last night that up to 3 pints of Guinness had been spilled in the past two hours in the centre of Dublin, and Irish Prim...

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Funny story: London Riots hit Richmond and Hampstead

London Riots hit Richmond and Hampstead

London, UK: After several days of rioting across London that have seen police cars burning on the streets of Tottenham and shop windows smashed in Brixton, the violence has spread to the more leafy and sedate boroughs of Richmond and Hampstead. Ey...

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Funny story: Riots not what they used to be says Brixton veteran

Riots not what they used to be says Brixton veteran

London - An Electric Avenue veteran of SW2's April 1981 riots has spoken of his concerns as London-wide mayhem reached Brixton Market last night. Commenting on the violent flare-up semi-retired 'greengrocer' Stanley Aikliss said market turmoil was...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp's vocabulary looted in Tottenham riots

Harry Redknapp's vocabulary looted in Tottenham riots

Harry Redknapp's vocabulary has been looted and left for brown bread by tea leaves during the Tottenham riots. "The toe rags have half inched all my favourite words" said a down in the north and south 'Arry. Bundles of expressions, a collecti...

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Funny story: London's Burning - Tottenham In Flames - Where's Boris And 'Do Nothing' Dave?

London's Burning - Tottenham In Flames - Where's Boris And 'Do Nothing' Dave?

In the year before the flagship olympic games, London lies in flames. Tottenham burns...again... Is it any surprise that buses and businesses were burned out following a protest about the shooting of a man on Thursday by the Metropolitan Police?...

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Funny story: Charlie Gilmour jailed for 16 months for being son of Dave Gilmour

Charlie Gilmour jailed for 16 months for being son of Dave Gilmour

Charlie Gilmour, who, along with others, was arrested for rioting during the protests over student fees in December 2010, has been sentenced to 16 months in prison. This is for the more serious crime of being related to Dave Gilmour, guitarist with...

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Funny story: Golf Club Disco Sparks Riot In West London

Golf Club Disco Sparks Riot In West London

A leafy west London suburb was recovering after another night of violence today. Riot police had a long night trying to bring order to Chiswick after angry revellers went berserk after a golf club disco. The trouble apparently began at Wyke Gre...

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Funny story: In the Wake of Casey Anthony Verdict Mommies go on Rampage

In the Wake of Casey Anthony Verdict Mommies go on Rampage

The jurors only had to deliberate for ten hours to bring in a decision in the Casey Anderson murder trial. A decision that stunned case watchers. The verdict, not guilty. Mommies and Grandmothers were aghast by the decision the jury came to. M...

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Funny story: Trouble Flares In Burnley As Petra Kvitova Beats Maria Sharapova In Wimbledon Ladies Singles Final

Trouble Flares In Burnley As Petra Kvitova Beats Maria Sharapova In Wimbledon Ladies Singles Final

Police in full riot gear are struggling to maintain order in Burnley, Lancashire, as fans of Russian tennis star, Maria Sharapova went on the rampage, following their heroine's Wimbledon Ladies Singles Final defeat to Czech, Petra Kvitova. The tro...

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Funny story: Vancouver Recruits Detroiters to Lead Riots After Stanley Cup Loss

Vancouver Recruits Detroiters to Lead Riots After Stanley Cup Loss

Banking on Detroit's decades old reputation for top quality and well organized sports event rioting, Vancouver Canucks fans angered over their loss in the Stanley Cup Finals, recruited some hard core Motor City fans to help organize those efforts.

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Funny story: Experts Reveal Egyptian Rioting Was Due To A Shortage Of Snuggies

Experts Reveal Egyptian Rioting Was Due To A Shortage Of Snuggies

Expert analysts within the United Nations and the State Department have revealed that the recent unrest in Egypt and other parts of the Middle East wa due to a massive shortage of Snuggies. Lack of the popular consumer item that is half robe/half bla...

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