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Funny story: Earthquakes Felt Around Austin

Earthquakes Felt Around Austin

Austin, Texas - Slight earthquakes were felt all around Austin in recent weeks as Governor Rick Perry thought about running for President. While Perry himself is non-committal on the issue, he has some apparent fans in the Texas Hispanic Republican...

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Funny story: Texas to Secede from the United States…Maybe

Texas to Secede from the United States…Maybe

Austin - The protests around Texas have become quite intense lately as the Separationists continue their propaganda and protests demanding Texas secede from the Union. In recent months, it has become quite clear that Governor Rick Perry of Tex...

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Funny story: Texas Governor Asks Texans to Pray for Rain

Texas Governor Asks Texans to Pray for Rain

Galveston, TX: This past week, Governor Rick Perry of Texas made an official proclamation for days of prayer for rain in Texas. The proclamation states that due to the drought Texas has suffered for months on end and the high winds and hot climate...

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Funny story: Texas Governor Perry Releases Campaign Schedule

Texas Governor Perry Releases Campaign Schedule

The Committee for the Reelection of Perry (CREEP) has released the Texas Governor's evening campaign schedule through election day. The schedule is identical daily, except on Wednesdays at 10:00 PM, when the Governor will gig a "horny toad." 7:00 PM - Put on Hat 7:15 PM - Git in Truck 7:30 PM - Hoot 'n Holler 8:00 PM - Election Talkin 9:00 PM - Threaten to Secede from the Union...

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Funny story: Jesse James Has Somehow Convinced His Ex-Wife Sandra Bullock To Take Him Back - Wow! The Dude Deserves An Oscar For 'Best Actor'

Jesse James Has Somehow Convinced His Ex-Wife Sandra Bullock To Take Him Back - Wow! The Dude Deserves An Oscar For 'Best Actor'

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock was sitting high on her mansion, Casa La Sandra, located just outside of Austin thinking about her future. She reportedly told an old high school friend, Bree Navarro that she misses Jesse so much she does not know if up is...

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Funny story: Governor Rick Perry Tells Randy Quaid and His Wife Evi To Get The Hell Out of Texas!

Governor Rick Perry Tells Randy Quaid and His Wife Evi To Get The Hell Out of Texas!

AUSTIN - Governor Rick Perry says that he is fed up with the Hollywood diva antics of Randy and Evi Quaid and has informed the two troublemakers to skedaddle out of his state and to do it damn pronto (fast). The Quaids held up an ice cream shop in...

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Funny story: The Twilight Zone 2009 - The Case Of The Missing Spoof Writer

The Twilight Zone 2009 - The Case Of The Missing Spoof Writer

BURNHAM-ON-CROUCH, England - The head of the Internet Anonymous Writers Department, Sir Nigel Basil Chichester, no relation to the Chichester family of fish and chips fame, has just issued a formal directive. Sir Nigel said that it appears that th...

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Funny story: The Swiss To Release Roman Polanski On $4.5 Million Bail - Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

The Swiss To Release Roman Polanski On $4.5 Million Bail - Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

GENEVA - A Swiss court has granted accused child-molester Roman Polanski bail of $4.5 million. Roman Polanski, who had been denied bail due to the fact that he was a flight risk has reportedly given his word to the Swiss authorities that he will b...

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Funny story: Spanish Police Seize 6,000,000 Counterfeit Viagra Pills in "Operation Woody Woodpecker"

Spanish Police Seize 6,000,000 Counterfeit Viagra Pills in "Operation Woody Woodpecker"

BARCELONA, Spain - Spanish police acting on a tip from a man who would only identify himself as "Senor Wiener" have arrested three Frenchmen in what is being hailed as the largest counterfeit Viagra pill bust in history. Spanish authorities at Bar...

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Funny story: Texas Governor Rick Perry Ready To Give Major Nidal Malik Hasan a Quick "Texas Drive-Thru Trial"

Texas Governor Rick Perry Ready To Give Major Nidal Malik Hasan a Quick "Texas Drive-Thru Trial"

AUSTIN - Governor Rick Perry recently spoke from the back porch of the Governor's Mansion in a one-on-one interview with Dusty Nelson, a reporter for Austin's KICK Channel 82. The governor said that he is prepared to give the Fort Hood Shooter, Ma...

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Funny story: Roman Polanski's Lawyer Fears If RoPo Is Not Released, He May Start Eating Himself

Roman Polanski's Lawyer Fears If RoPo Is Not Released, He May Start Eating Himself

ZURICH, Switzerland - Roman Polanski's court-appointed Swiss attorney Burgdorf Zingen has informed the news media that he is afraid that if his client in not released on bail, and soon, Polanski may start eating himself in protest. Zingen, said th...

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Funny story: The Swiss Government To Roman Polanski: Bail!? Are You Effen Kidding Us?

The Swiss Government To Roman Polanski: Bail!? Are You Effen Kidding Us?

ZURICH, Switzerland - The Swiss judge who is handling the Roman Polanski arrest case, Judge Ruti Schaffhausen, has come out and told Roman Polanski's attorney Burgdorf Zingen that not only is he denying his client bail, but he will also be imposing a...

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Funny story: Texas to become Independent and reinstate Slavery: President Rick Perry

Texas to become Independent and reinstate Slavery: President Rick Perry

Houston (New Texas Country): President Rick Perry announced that Texas is to become a new independent state as result of the economic and recession effect. He also announced that Texan who want to join Union will be prosecuted in full public view jus...

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Funny story: Spay Your PreTeens

Spay Your PreTeens

Sources inside the Pat Robertson - Rudy Giuliani for President campaign have just revealed how Rudy made a secret new agreement to secure the endorsement by the Christian Coalition last Wednesday.

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