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Funny story: George Clooney and Stacy Keibler Comment On Their Food Poisoning In Italy

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler Comment On Their Food Poisoning In Italy

CERNOBBIO, Italy - George Clooney has a luxurious villa located on Lake Como, a beautiful lake named after the famous Italian-American crooner Perry Como. Clooney's Villa Oleandra Oxen Free is regarded as one of the most exquisite villas in the en...

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Funny story: Anti-Fat Mayor: NYC Resturants Forced to Feed Diners on 5-Inch Plates

Anti-Fat Mayor: NYC Resturants Forced to Feed Diners on 5-Inch Plates

In his never-ending assault on obesity, NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg has ruled that as of July 1, 2012, restaurants in the five boroughs will now serve all foods on plates no larger than five inches in diameter. The Mayor, in yesterday's news confe...

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Funny story: Religious Tolerance Restaurant Opened

Religious Tolerance Restaurant Opened

RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL (Acme World News) -- A new restaurant featuring religious tolerance and diversity was opened last May 12, 2012. The restaurant contained 14 areas, each related to different religions, with a specific menu on each area. For e...

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Funny story: Rihanna Talks Openly About Her "Switch Hitting" Rumors

Rihanna Talks Openly About Her "Switch Hitting" Rumors

MALIBU - Barbabos songstress Rihanna and her BFF Melissa Forde were out on the town and caused quite a stir as they walked hand-in-hand into the exquisite Ristorante Giorgio Baldi formerly The Jellyfish Tentacles Bar & Grill. Carolina Chipotle...

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Funny story: Top chef simmers ribs

Top chef simmers ribs

Celebrity chef Gordon Pansay suffered several minor injuries at his restaurant in a heated incident yesterday. True to form, Gordon was leaning over the hot plates, intent on swearing at junior staff. But the hot plates were still red hot and sear...

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Funny story: Insideout at the Inn

Insideout at the Inn

Holiday Inn Worldwide (HIW) has announced it will be opening a new franchise of upscale boutique-style restaurants in select cities worldwide. CEO Sean Rand says that the restaurants, named Innards, will cater to sophisticated clientele with unique...

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Funny story: Saturday Kitchen Chef Unveils Radical New Cuisine

Saturday Kitchen Chef Unveils Radical New Cuisine

One of the country's top chefs surprised the UK TV audience by unveiling his latest ideas on Saturday Kitchen today. Kenwood Le Creuset, who cooks at the world-famous Top Nosh, has been awarded four Dunlop stars for his unique take on Mexican-Kore...

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Funny story: MI5 Restaurant a surprising success

MI5 Restaurant a surprising success

MI5's Oxford Street restaurant has proven to be a massive and amazing success, but the owners, John and Joan Smith, cannot for the life of them explain why. "We are a real restaurant," said Joan Smith. "We have ten covers, and the restaurant can s...

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Funny story: The Stars of 'The Vampire Diaries' Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Purchase The Vampire Sux Bar & Grill

The Stars of 'The Vampire Diaries' Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Purchase The Vampire Sux Bar & Grill

HOUSTON - The stars of The Vampire Diaries, Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev, have both realized what they say is a life long dream by becoming the owners of the infamous Vampire Sux Bar & Grill in downtown Houston. Somerhalder told Pico de Gal...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Reveals That Katy Perry's Breastfeeding Comment Was The Last Straw

Russell Brand Reveals That Katy Perry's Breastfeeding Comment Was The Last Straw

LOS ANGELES - Russell Brand filed for divorce after being married to Katy Perry for only 14 months. He recently spoke with Pico de Gallo, a reporter with Tittle Tattle Tonight and stated that the main reason why he had decided to file for a divorc...

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Funny story: Monkeys working in Japanese restaurant are no "chimps"!

Monkeys working in Japanese restaurant are no "chimps"!

Two monkeys working in a Japanese restaurant have proved they are neither "chumps" nor "chimps" in fact they are macaque monkeys and highly intelligent. The owner of the restaurant employs them because they are cheap and only receive "monkey nuts"...

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Funny story: AcidTripAdvisor.con slams posh eatery as KGB hangout

AcidTripAdvisor.con slams posh eatery as KGB hangout

London - The iconic hospitality review site has incurred the wrath of a Central London restaurant by posting the criminal record details of its management. Staff at La Femme Qui A Faim ('The Hungry Trollop') in Belgravia's Toad In The Hole Street...

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Funny story: McDonald's goes buffet after man sues for portion control

McDonald's goes buffet after man sues for portion control

GEORGIA - McDonald's executives have been scurrying all around the United States to reconstruct their restaurants to fit a buffet style system. Even their website have changed to reflect the new look of their policies advertising 'as many burgers as...

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Funny story: Hank Williams Jr. Spotted Snuggling Up To Amanda Knox At A Burger Bandit In Seattle

Hank Williams Jr. Spotted Snuggling Up To Amanda Knox At A Burger Bandit In Seattle

SEATTLE - Hank Williams Jr. said he felt very strange not hollering out his usual Monday night "Are You Ready For Some Football" signature question on ESPNs Monday Night Football. "Bocephus, as his daddy Hank Sr. nicknamed him, told Sports Territ...

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Funny story: Derek Hough Says That His New Sexy Gal Pal Lauren Conrad Is Definitely A Collector's Item

Derek Hough Says That His New Sexy Gal Pal Lauren Conrad Is Definitely A Collector's Item

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - One of the stars of Dancing With The Stars has certainly got some stars in his eyes as evidenced by the fact that the "Dancing Dude" is doing the quick step on Cloud 9 with his new girlfriend Lauren Conrad. Derek earlier this yea...

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Funny story: Elin Nordegren Shocks Her New Billionaire Boyfriend By Telling Him He Will Not Get Past 'Third Base'

Elin Nordegren Shocks Her New Billionaire Boyfriend By Telling Him He Will Not Get Past 'Third Base'

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - Sweden's richest woman Elin Nordegren who came about her $342 million from her divorce settlement from Tiger Woods aka "Dick With Feet" has laid down the ground rules to her new boyfriend one of Sweden's richest bachelor's James "...

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Funny story: Curry Restaurants to Stop Serving Meals at 11pm!

Curry Restaurants to Stop Serving Meals at 11pm!

If next month's trial period - when all Indian, Bangladeshi, and other Asian style restaurants in and around selected towns along Britain's coast will have to stop serving food after 11pm - returns positive feedback from police and residents of those...

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