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Funny story: Lewis Hamilton To Marry!

Lewis Hamilton To Marry!

British Formula 1 racing driver Lewis Hamilton has announced he is to marry a cat. The twenty-six year old 2008 Formula One World Champion who currently drives for McLaren made the surprise announcement to the press yesterday following widespread rum...

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Funny story: Loneliness blamed on laissez-faire markets

Loneliness blamed on laissez-faire markets

Left wing think tank Jizzmop have today released a report which criticises the "laissez-faire free market" approach that people have towards relationships. Spokesman Herbert Jizzmop explained, "People are free to choose whoever they want as a frie...

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Funny story: Celebrity Shocker: Derek Hough Dumps His Girlfriend Cheryl Cole

Celebrity Shocker: Derek Hough Dumps His Girlfriend Cheryl Cole

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars dancer Derek Hough has admitted that his relationship with Cheryl Cole has hit the rocks and their sultry ship has sunk to the bottom. Hough explained to Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo that he just got to...

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Funny story: John Edwards' Mistress Rielle Hunter Tells Her Baby Daddy That The Ball Game's Over

John Edwards' Mistress Rielle Hunter Tells Her Baby Daddy That The Ball Game's Over

FORT LAUDERDALE - One of the most famous photographers in recent history is back on the front pages. Rielle Hunter, who gave birth to Senator John Edwards love child, has told a reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight that she is fed up with all of the...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley, 60, Says That She and Her Boyfriend Shancie Boyd, 21, Are History

Kirstie Alley, 60, Says That She and Her Boyfriend Shancie Boyd, 21, Are History

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kirstie Alley, who recently took second place in the 2011 edition of Dancing With The Stars, was spotted at a local Burger Doll Restaurant minus her boy toy Shancie Boyd. According to Taffeta Kixx of iRumors the 60-year-old Alley, who is now known as "The Dancing Cougar" has ended her relationship with her boyfriend hip hop artist Shancie Boyd who at 21, was young enough to be...

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Funny story: How will Online Dating Sites Protect Women from Assholes?

How will Online Dating Sites Protect Women from Assholes?

Online dating has taken a turn for the better this week when the most popular online dating site decided to screen for sex offenders. Women everywhere can applaud their efforts in trying to keep dating safe. The online dating site, while making...

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Funny story: Steve and Zoe have an argument - Steve asks Mike to swap desks - Claire uncertain about political correctness & H&S

Steve and Zoe have an argument - Steve asks Mike to swap desks - Claire uncertain about political correctness & H&S

An object lesson in how not to supervise an office surfaced yesterday when Steve and Zoe, of hardware company, Hammer And Tongs of Kidderminster announced that they'd had a domestic following a night out at Deano's Bar And Grill (Where according to T...

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Funny story: First Annual Dick Convention to be Held

First Annual Dick Convention to be Held

Dallas - The Dicks are coming - thousands of them. Dallas will host the First Annual Dick Convention in June. "It's all about showing off our Dicks," said event spokesman Dick Heart. The convention will feature speeches from prominent Dick...

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Funny story: Brit who mocked wife who cried (because her goat died) forced to eat crow

Brit who mocked wife who cried (because her goat died) forced to eat crow

That's what happens when you are a somewhat aristo in jolly olde. You get to write a weekly column on absolutely nothing. So it was no surprise when a dreadfully boring columnist for an equally boring publication wrote a dreadfully boring piece on...

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Funny story: Soccer club to assist players to choose the right wife or girlfriend

Soccer club to assist players to choose the right wife or girlfriend

Prompted by recent relationship dramas amongst some of its players, Manchester United Football Club has taken the step of appointing a relationships guru. The purpose of this move is to help players pick partners who are more compatible and who are l...

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Funny story: Man Still Honors Promise to Almost Girlfriend

Man Still Honors Promise to Almost Girlfriend

It's been 30 years, but Allen Parswitz still remembers it like it was yesterday. And it might as well have been, thanks to an unfortunate commitment he made to a virtual stranger he met on a party line in August of 1980. When a girl Parswitz kn...

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Funny story: Woman leaves husband in search of a "magic" relationship

Woman leaves husband in search of a "magic" relationship

Sylvia Dowstrom of Jackson Mississippi, recently packed up her bags, left a short note for her husband of 38 years, and headed out to Vegas. "Dear John, I am sorry to leave so abruptly after all of these years, but I have fallen in love with Cris...

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Funny story: Single girl decides to list Facebook relationship status as married to roommate

Single girl decides to list Facebook relationship status as married to roommate

BOSTON, MA - University student Amy Tripwaller announced today that in absence of having a significant other, she was going to change her Facebook relationship status from "Single" to "Married to Laura Juarez", her roommate. Tripwaller believes this...

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Funny story: 40 phrases you don't want to here from a girl friend or spouse

40 phrases you don't want to here from a girl friend or spouse

40 phrases you don't want to here from a girl friend or spouse 1. "Deeper, come on Deeper Dammit!" 2. "Don't worry babe, it's a common thing" 3. "I would love to kiss you but your breath smells" 4. "Don't worry he's just a friend." 5. "I wish I would of married your brother." 6. "Was that your balls I just sat on ?" 7. "leave the seat up one more time and I'm gonna cast...

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Funny story: Lethal Chicken Curries made by the betrayed missus, the perfect murder for cheating Hubbies!

Lethal Chicken Curries made by the betrayed missus, the perfect murder for cheating Hubbies!

Curry seems to be the favourite way of getting rid of cheating, lying, lovers and husbands amongst the Indian fraternity in the UK and India. Jealous Indian women just love making their Curry specials for their partners after they come home compla...

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Funny story: Obama and Woods - Related?

Obama and Woods - Related?

Washington, D.C. - President Barrack Obama and Tiger Woods have been seeing a lot of each other lately. Reports of them being seen in a black helicopter was released just last week. This has led some to wonder if there could be some kind of connec...

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Funny story: Cheating Sponsor Breaks Up With Tiger Woods by E-Mail

Cheating Sponsor Breaks Up With Tiger Woods by E-Mail

ORLANDO, Florida - A major sponsor for Tiger Woods sent him a "Dear John" e-mail Sunday to "clear the air" and let the beleaguered golf star know they "have been working with a new spokesman" in the wake of a recent shit storm of controversy swirling...

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