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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Finally Decides To Enter Rehab - Gets Demi Lovato's Old Room

Charlie Sheen Finally Decides To Enter Rehab - Gets Demi Lovato's Old Room

LOS ANGELES - After a full week of non-stop partying the star of Two and A Half Men, the number one rated comedy show on television, Charlie Sheen has finally decided to enter a rehab clinic. Tittle Tattle Tonight reported that Carlos Irwin Esteve...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Is Finally Released From The Rehab Clinic After A Three Month Stay

Demi Lovato Is Finally Released From The Rehab Clinic After A Three Month Stay

LOS ANGELES - The 18-year-old singing sensation Demi Lovato has finally been released from The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic after spending three months at the Los Angeles facility. Lovato who was wearing an 'I Love Justin Bieber' T-shirt, Sel...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber Visit Demi Lovato At The Henry And Betty Ford Rehab Clinic

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber Visit Demi Lovato At The Henry And Betty Ford Rehab Clinic

LOS ANGELES - Teen singing sensations Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber visited fellow singing idol Demi Lovato at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic in El Lay (L.A.). Gomez told a reporter for the Bedroom Pillow Talk news program that her and Jus...

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Funny story: Dr. Phil sends Ted Williams to Rehab

Dr. Phil sends Ted Williams to Rehab

There's no denying Ted Williams does have a fantastic voice. He's the guy who went from riches to rags and wants to get back to the riches. The video clip of Ted Williams panhandling - approaching a car - has had millions of hits on You Tube but there is definitely no fooling Dr. Phil Y'all. After all he's been doing this for over 30 years. Ted reminds me of the character 'Lurch' from th...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan To Star In "The Wizard of Oz 5 - Dorothy Gets Her Corn Shuck Patted Down"

Lindsay Lohan To Star In "The Wizard of Oz 5 - Dorothy Gets Her Corn Shuck Patted Down"

HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan hadn't been out of The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic for more than two hours when she was approached by a noted Hollywood producer to star in the Lions Face Motion Picture Company film The Wizard of Oz 5 - Dorothy Gets H...

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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay's wife, Tana, visits him at The Priory Clinic

Gordon Ramsay's wife, Tana, visits him at The Priory Clinic

This morning, Gordon Ramsay's wife, Tana, visited him at the The Priory Clinic where he is residing following his admittance. His admittance to the Clinic had been brought about as a result of his recent traumatic trip to Costa Rica to film illegal f...

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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay admitted to The Priory Clinic for observation and tests - Clinic worked wonders for Susan Boyle

Gordon Ramsay admitted to The Priory Clinic for observation and tests - Clinic worked wonders for Susan Boyle

Chef, Gordon Ramsay, 44, has been admitted to The Priory Clinic for observation following his recent trauma in Costa Rica. Readers may remember that Gordon was in Costa Rica recently, filming for a new series on fishing. Gordon and his crew were...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Leaves The Rehab Clinic As Happy As A Woodpecker In A Chopstick Factory

Lindsay Lohan Leaves The Rehab Clinic As Happy As A Woodpecker In A Chopstick Factory

LOS ANGELES - The Tinsel Town Times Tribune has stated that noted and much troubled actress Lindsay Lohan has finally left The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic. LiLo, as she is known, skipped out of the facility looking like a younger, nicer, cle...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Has Organized The Patients At Her Rehab Clinic Into A Patients Union

Demi Lovato Has Organized The Patients At Her Rehab Clinic Into A Patients Union

LOS ANGELES - Left Coast Mirror Magazine is reporting that teenage singing sensation Demi Lovato has organized the resident patients at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic into a patients union. The executive director of the rehab clinic Cayenne...

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Funny story: The Rehab Clinic-Confined Demi Lovato aka 'Gothic Girl' Is Allowed A One Day Outing With Her Family

The Rehab Clinic-Confined Demi Lovato aka 'Gothic Girl' Is Allowed A One Day Outing With Her Family

LOS ANGELES - Left Coast Mirror Magazine's Cashmere Cunninghaven reported that she spoke exclusively to Demi Lovato and her family during her 24-hour one day release outing. The entire family mom Dianna (two "N's") step-father Eddie (two "E's") si...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Has Settled The Assault Charges Out Of Court For $2.2 Million

Demi Lovato Has Settled The Assault Charges Out Of Court For $2.2 Million

LOS ANGELES - Demi Lovato who is still confined to The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic in L.A. reportedly disclosed to a clinic employee that she has settled the assault lawsuit which had been filed against her by one of her back up singers Alexand...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan To Accuser: "I Shirley Wasn't Drinking...Shirley Temples..."

Lindsay Lohan To Accuser: "I Shirley Wasn't Drinking...Shirley Temples..."

LAX - Lindsay Lohan's Mom says her daughter has been taken totally out of context in an attempt to smear her daughter's reputation. "She saw her drinking a colorful looking drink and jumped to the conclusion it was alcohol, when in fact it was a s...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Has Reportedly Assaulted Her Rehab Clinic Anger Management Instructor

Lindsay Lohan Has Reportedly Assaulted Her Rehab Clinic Anger Management Instructor

LOS ANGELES - Cayenne Gayla Wheatgrass, the executive director of The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic, has just informed the news media that Lindsay Lohan (Patient #73013) has reportedly been involved in an altercation on rehab clinic property.

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Funny story: Betty Ford Counselor Enjoyed Wrestling With Lindsay Lohan

Betty Ford Counselor Enjoyed Wrestling With Lindsay Lohan

Counselors that work in rehabs often have to resort to restraint to subdue uncooperative patients. Most of these tussles are harmless enough. People don't usually want to be in rehab or are having bad reactions to cutting themselves off from the stea...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Angrily Remarks That The Alleged Summertime Sex Videos Are Not Of Her - "Hey People, The Girl In The Video Is A Blonde, I'm A Brunette"

Demi Lovato Angrily Remarks That The Alleged Summertime Sex Videos Are Not Of Her - "Hey People, The Girl In The Video Is A Blonde, I'm A Brunette"

LOS ANGELES - Demi Lovato spoke at an impromptu news conference in the recreation room of The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic where she has been confined since the unfortunate Jonas Brothers Concert Tour ending incident. Lovato, sat at a wooden...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's "RehabGate" - The Behind-The-Scenes Story

Lindsay Lohan's "RehabGate" - The Behind-The-Scenes Story

LOS ANGELES - One of the custodians at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic where Lindsay Lohan has been confined spoke with a reporter for Left Coast Mirror Magazine about the freckled face diva-prima donna. Enzo Rudolphowitz, 49, said that he s...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Denies Being In Rehab, Admits He Sees 'Shrink' On Regular Basis

Taylor Lautner Denies Being In Rehab, Admits He Sees 'Shrink' On Regular Basis

Actor Taylor Lautner has denied that he has been in a rehab for the past two days. "You guys always get everything bass-ackwards ", he told reporters. "I have never been at any rehab although I have seen a psychiatrist on a regular basis but that...

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