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Funny story: Fenway Park Lists: 'A' List Reaches Down to the B 'List'

Fenway Park Lists: 'A' List Reaches Down to the B 'List'

When you are an afterthought, you may feel a little unwanted. According to the Red Sox, Theo Epstein (General Manager for two World Series teams) was not invited to the big shindig at Fenway on Friday because he was a man without a number. Yes,...

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Funny story: An Open Letter to the Biggest Red Sox Fan: Mitt Romney!

An Open Letter to the Biggest Red Sox Fan: Mitt Romney!

Mitt Romney, Red Sox Nation turns its lonely eyes to you. We know where you have gone-out looking for a Republican Vice Presidential candidate. What a thankless job. Stop! A crisis of international proportions needs your attention! The Red So...

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Funny story: J.M. Ellsbury Wilts As J.R. Ewing Returns

J.M. Ellsbury Wilts As J.R. Ewing Returns

Not since The Glass Menagerie has there been such a fragile unicorn as Jacoby Ellsbury. When Amanda's Gentleman Caller dropped the play's centerpiece glass ornament, it was curtains for the character. Jacoby Ellsbury, the sensational centerpie...

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Funny story: Slicing the Red Sox Baloney

Slicing the Red Sox Baloney

Carl Crawford has taken a page out of the Josh Beckett medical encyclopedia. The latest issue is Carl Crawford's newly discovered sore elbow. This is totally unrelated to his thumb or his sore wrist that was surgically repaired. The Sox injurie...

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Funny story: YES and No-No: Sox and Yankees Stink Up the AL East

YES and No-No: Sox and Yankees Stink Up the AL East

Both the Boston Red Sox and the New York Yankees have suffered the slings and arrows of stink bug bites. The archrivals have matching records and no victories, moral or otherwise. Managers Joe Girardi and Bobby Valentine share the same sentimen...

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Funny story: The Man of 1000 Excuses: Josh Beckett

The Man of 1000 Excuses: Josh Beckett

Josh Beckett may be reaching for more excuses than you can find zeros in a multi-million dollar paycheck. In case your math is a little off because your own paycheck does not hit the comma button too often, that's a good half dozen reasons in the...

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Funny story: Bobby Valentine Meets Wrath of Media Titans

Bobby Valentine Meets Wrath of Media Titans

With the Boston Red Sox opening day, Bobby Valentine was relegated to the doghouse as the pennant waving star of the day. Alas, the pennant seems to be residing in Detroit, and Bobby V is merely an interloper, a wannnabe, and loser of the day. He'...

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Funny story: Thumbsucker Josh Beckett Develops Hangnail

Thumbsucker Josh Beckett Develops Hangnail

How much peace of mind does it take? Josh Beckett, who is not from the Show Me State, despite his recent behavior, now wants another opinion on his beleaguered green thumb. Lately everything he touches tends to wither. After flying to San Antonio...

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Funny story: Red Sox All Thumbs

Red Sox All Thumbs

With the usual crack your knuckles staff of medical and training people, the Red Sox have ended the Grapefruit League play with a pie a la mode. Yes, the Sox pitchers have stuck in a thumb and pulled out an epidemic of thumb injuries. Not since...

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Funny story: Boston Red Sox: Saps Run the Team Again This Season

Boston Red Sox: Saps Run the Team Again This Season

If the Red Sox were buying a car in 1955, they'd be first in line to sign up for an Edsel with all the bells and whistles-damn the cost! We learned this week that the Red Sox bought a pig in a poke-or namely Carl Crawford from the Tampa Ba...

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Funny story: Tales Out of School and Inside the Clubhouse for Red Sox

Tales Out of School and Inside the Clubhouse for Red Sox

Boston Red Sox manager Bobby Valentine has posted a new clubhouse Sign-up Sheet: "All Finks Must Log In." Ace pitcher Josh Beckett has applied for the job as the Red Sox team pooper-scooper. He wants to know who has been thrown under the bus in t...

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Funny story: Downton Abbey Ends and Downtown Fenway Begins

Downton Abbey Ends and Downtown Fenway Begins

The aristocrats in England are going on hiatus as the overblown kingpins in Boston are back at it. Yes, folks, the British prestige series came to an end Sunday with the tabloids ready to pounce on the scandalous behavior of the eldest daughter, a...

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Funny story: MLB Appoints Ted Williams To "Head Off" Red Sox Drinking Problem

MLB Appoints Ted Williams To "Head Off" Red Sox Drinking Problem

BOSTON - Major League Baseball Commisioner Bud Selig announced today that the frozen head of former Boston Red Sox legend, Hall of Famer Ted Williams, has been appointed to investigate the drinking that went on in the Red Sox clubhouse. Workers a...

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Funny story: Boston-area parents sue Red Sox for child cruelty

Boston-area parents sue Red Sox for child cruelty

BOSTON, Mass.--World Championships of '04 and '07 be damned: scores of parents have filed a joint lawsuit against the Boston Red Sox for scarring yet another generation of fans. The wheels fell off in the month of September, leading to a 7-19 reco...

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Funny story: 'Looks like we picked the wrong month to quit steroids', says Red Sox manager

'Looks like we picked the wrong month to quit steroids', says Red Sox manager

NEW YORK, Ny.--The Boston Red Sox dropped yet another critical game, this time to their arch rivals, the New York Yankees, by a score of 9-1. The game epitomized the entire month of September in which the Red Sox have gone 5-17: no pitching, no hi...

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Funny story: Liverpool Manager Roy Hodgson fired by Red Sox Owners

Liverpool Manager Roy Hodgson fired by Red Sox Owners

Following a string of poor performance's and generally perceived mismanagement of the Liverpool FC team, manager Roy Hodgson has been fired out of a cannon by the American owners of the club. The action, rare in British sports, however common plac...

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Funny story: World Series Halted - Giants and Rangers Given The Boot- Red Sox And Yankees Put In

World Series Halted - Giants and Rangers Given The Boot- Red Sox And Yankees Put In

The National Baseball Commission pulled the plug on the 2010 World Series between the San Francisco Giants and the Texas Rangers today due to severe loss of revenue. The surprise triumph of the Rangers and the Giants in their divisions this season as...

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