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Funny story: Diddy: 'Prostitute Alley' is go

Diddy: 'Prostitute Alley' is go

Rapper Diddy has confirmed he will team up with actor Vince Vaughn and Tyne and Wear comic Sarah Millican to record 'Prostitute Alley', a song idea inspired by the comic's tale of how she has to negotiate through a Manchester alley packed with sex wo...

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Funny story: Rapper Nicki Minaj Presented With Barbed Wire Butt Shield

Rapper Nicki Minaj Presented With Barbed Wire Butt Shield

Skoob Entertainment News can reveal to the uninitiated that rap artiste, Nicki Minaj was presented with a butt shield of barbed wire by US talk show host George Lopez this week. Apparently, Nicki has such a shapely arse that anybody who meets her...

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Funny story: Balotelli Announces Hardcore Gangsta Rap Debut

Balotelli Announces Hardcore Gangsta Rap Debut

Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli has given a date and track listing for his long awaited rap debut. He stated he's been able to finish the album over the past few months because of his suspension and "pretending to be injured". The bad b...

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Funny story: Origin of 'Cut Me Some Slack' Traced to Jack Kerouac

Origin of 'Cut Me Some Slack' Traced to Jack Kerouac

Many writers consider Jack Kerouac one of the best writers of the beat generation and go so far even today to stalk his final resting place in St. Petersburg, Florida just to feel close to him. So it was no surprise that even though the man was born...

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Funny story: Hip-Hop Rapper's Neck Snaps Under Weight of Gold Chain Necklace

Hip-Hop Rapper's Neck Snaps Under Weight of Gold Chain Necklace

Myron Skimsdale, otherwise known on stage as "Heavy G" suffered what was first reported as a serious neck injury while performing on stage in Miami when the momentum of his gold chain managed to snap hard to the right, taking his neck with it. Hea...

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Funny story: Yoda to Release New Rap Album

Yoda to Release New Rap Album

Long thought to be the product of a science fiction writer's imagination, the real life Yoda, a scant man from Leeds, U.K. with pointy ears, bad teeth and a permanent case of yellowish-green Jaundice, will be releasing a new hard core Rap album this...

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Funny story: Jay Z's has more than 99 problems

Jay Z's has more than 99 problems

Cocksure rap star and Oasis offender Jay Z has reportedly broken down after news that his 99 problems have now expanded to 101. Famed for stating 'A bitch ain't one' of his problems the rapper, real name Shawn Carter is reportedly running scared a...

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Funny story: Rapper T.I. Not Eligible For Lindsay Lohan Parole Exception, Jailed.

Rapper T.I. Not Eligible For Lindsay Lohan Parole Exception, Jailed.

A federal judge shoved third-tier rapper T.I. (real name Thurston Howell, IV) back to prison for 11 months for violating his probation with a drug arrest Friday. The jailing came immediately after the Court denied his Lindsay Lohan exception Motio...

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Funny story: Turnip now 'root vegetable of choice' for West-Coast Rappers

Turnip now 'root vegetable of choice' for West-Coast Rappers

It may just be a humble root crop, but the turnip is now the must-have accessory of the West Coast rap scene, so beloved of SUVs, cognac and diamond-encrusted watches. The vegetable has become famous as a result of the song 'Bitch Smokes My Turnip...

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Funny story: All Rappers under heavy fire today

All Rappers under heavy fire today

Rappers everywhere today are wondering if they will have a job tomorrow, after the Bitch's Union has come out in protest. The Bitch's Union has announced that they will no longer be called Bitches, Hoes, or Scanks in Rap songs. Until their dema...

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Funny story: Vanilla Ice's Cadillac Attempts To Kill Rapper, Self. REVISED: Now with less spellung errers.

Vanilla Ice's Cadillac Attempts To Kill Rapper, Self. REVISED: Now with less spellung errers.

At what is now a crime scene in a location north of Palm Beach, washed-up attention whore Vanilla Ice was nearly killed by a 40 year-old car during a botched publicity stunt. Vanilla Ice bought the rusty 1967 Cadillac --the only car he could affo...

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Funny story: Elvis impersonator raps the Elvis songs

Elvis impersonator raps the Elvis songs

An Elvis impersonator who looks and sounds like Elvis Presley, has decided to rap the Elvis songs, performing them in the style of rap music. When asked why he wishes to do this, he replied that it was so he could get the younger kids to go for li...

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Funny story: Eminem Stands Up For The Pink Coloured Kind

Eminem Stands Up For The Pink Coloured Kind

Eminem has spoken! Seen as always a little on the homophobic side of life, Eminem has recently spoken out in favour of the Oink kind, not chocolate by gays and marriage. The all over ya' face rapper has been known to throw a frew anti-gay lyrics i...

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Funny story: Country Boy Jimmy Dean Had The Very First Rap Song With His 1961 Hit "Big John"

Country Boy Jimmy Dean Had The Very First Rap Song With His 1961 Hit "Big John"

VARINA, Virginia - Snoop Dogg, 50-Cent, Jay-Z, Lil Wayne, and 2Pac all sing rap music. And the very first singer to ever record a rap song was a white country boy named Jimmy Dean, who back in 1961, had a number one hit with his song "Big John." Y...

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Funny story: Kanye West, Snoop Dogg, 50 Cent, and Chris Brown To Form A Rap Band Called "The Louisiana Tar Balls"

Kanye West, Snoop Dogg, 50 Cent, and Chris Brown To Form A Rap Band Called "The Louisiana Tar Balls"

HARLEM - Hip hop rapper 50 Cent was in Harlem visiting his favorite cousin Tyrone P. Blumenthal, aka 25 Cent, when he was asked if the rumors of a super rap group were true. The man known as 50 Cent, jiggled his neck bling bling, took out the obli...

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Funny story: U.S. "Straight" Rapper Rapped Up In Homophobic Claims

U.S. "Straight" Rapper Rapped Up In Homophobic Claims

Wale the U.S. based smooth, good looking and extra cute Rapper is facing bitch lashing after making a decision to cancel a scheduled performance at an event for a U.S. Gay and Lesbian community. Wale is an American rapper from Washington, who, by...

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Funny story: President Obama Books The Hip Hop Rap Band, Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz To Play At "The First Mama's" Mothers' Day Party

President Obama Books The Hip Hop Rap Band, Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz To Play At "The First Mama's" Mothers' Day Party

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - President Obama was in Cheyenne addressing the annual convention of The Wyoming Bison Breeders Coalition and Association. The president stated "Now lissen up y'all. Dem buffaloes is still a very important and integral part of d...

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