LONDON - (Satire News) - Queen Elizabeth figures that throughout her more than nine decades on earth, she has probably had over 400 pets; including dogs, cats, hamsters, canaries, goldfish, gerbils, turtles, horses, goats, and an aardvark. But acc…
LONDON, (UK Satire News) - The British Parliament has proposed that the Tower Big Ben be renamed in honor of her majesty Queen Elizabeth. The idea is causing a groundswell, as QE is the most respected person in the entire United Kingdom; including…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Her majesty has finally revealed why lately she has been feeling extremely depressed. The 96-year-old monarch told Loretta Piffinshaw, with Ta Ta For Now News, that her depression is not due to her age, which yes, everyone…
LONDON, England - (Satire News) - Queen Elizabeth was recently interviewed at a cricket match and asked about the horrendously evil dictator, Valdimir Nikita Putin. The queen smiled and said that if she was not an English lady, she'd call him an a…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Her majesty, the queen, called up her BFF, Piers Morgan and told him that she received a call from the most evil, hateful, arrogant man in the world. "Donald Trump?" Morgan asked. "Yes Morgy" The queen replied, "Donald…
LONDON - (Satire News) - There is not much happiness, joy, or brotherly love in the royal family these days, as the two sons of Prince Charles and Princess Di are going at each other like rabid dogs and cats. Prince William (of the lesser hair) fi…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Her majesty, the queen recently met with American reporter Kitty Segovia, with The iNews News Agency. Queen Elizabeth told Miss Segovia that she is planning on visiting the US in the winter, to meet with President Biden, t…
LONDON - (Satire News) - In news that has shocked the entire civilized world; and even parts of the uncivilized world, chit chat coming out of Buckingham Palace confirms that her majesty, Queen Elizabeth will in fact step down as queen on her 100th b…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Her majesty, the queen, was rushed to a nearby emergency clinic after she suddenly developed a strong case of the giggles. QE and her son the Prince of Wales, (Charles) were both in Buckingham Palace, watching an old episo…
A jubilee party in Chutney on the Fritz was as much of a disaster as everyone thought it was going to be. Brian Asshat threw a lot of his shoes at people for no apparent reason, spoiling the punch bowl and the trifle in the process. Thomas Johnson…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Queen Elizabeth's son, Charles the Prince of Wales, wants to dispel the rumor that has been circulating throughout the United Kingdom, including the towns of Belfast, Lickingshire, and Waxwood-on-the-Blackstaff in Northern Ir…
They found a slot for Cliff Richard, Paddington Bear, Basil Brush, two blokes from Queen, and a Rod Stewart tribute act performing the greatest hits of Neil Diamond, so why was there no room in all of that for S Club? That is a question that is yet t…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Tickety Boo News reporter Neville Twickenbuck, has just broken the story that the evil, hate-filled leader of Russia will be visiting Buckingham Palace and having a private meeting with Queen Elizabeth. Twickenbuck noted t…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Mickey D's has just revealed that England's Queen Elizabeth and the Brit mouthpiece Piers Morgan, will be appearing in an upcoming commercial for the huge burger franchise. The spokesperson for McDonalds, Irene G. Bittenbe…
BUCKINGHAM PALACE, England - (Satire News) - All of the popular UK news agencies are excited as her majesty, the queen, has commented that after texing back and forth with Harry and Meghan, the three are all now as happy as a group of 'Fox Hunters" t…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The powers-that-be in London have just announced that after months of research, the city will be adding triple-decker buses. Ta Ta For Now News reporter Loretta Piffinshaw, spoke personally with PM Boris Johnson, who told…
In added celebration of her Platinum Jubilee, Queen Elizabeth will be a guest of the BBC Hardtalk with moderator Stephen Sackur asking the questions. However, one of the Queen's assistants warned that Mr. Sacker might be a bit abrasive, adding he…
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