In an undercover sting by our ace reporter, Mr. Mahood (alias The Arab) HRH Prince Charles was filmed opening a bus shelter in Rothesay, Isle of Bute. Social Services are following up the lead, but Charles is known to be claiming millions from Cornwa...
Up to three Dukes of Edinburgh will be operated by the private sector to cope with the increase in Diplomatic duties in any new Independent Scotland. it was announced by the Palace this morning. However, the process by which this might happen is not...
"The Queen's 2013 Ascot Gold Cup heroine Estimate has tested positive for the banned substance morphine, Buckingham Palace has announced." (News broadcast July/22/2014). An Interview with Prince Charles, courtesy of the popular investigative magazine "Nabbed". Prince Charles seated in the Windsor reading room beneath a large painting of an Arabian horse by Freemason George Stubbs seemed qui...
In a dramatic press release, The Prince of Wales has ordered the release of 202 Scotsmen and 304 Yorkshiremen from the notorious Severn Bridge Toll avoidance prison. In return, H.R.H. The Duke of Edinburgh will release 501 Welshmen imprisoned...
The queen is to name the U.K.s biggest warship Bazil because it sounds like her favourite herb. The Queen is due to give the name to the largest warship built in the UK at a ceremony in Fife's Rosyth dockyard. She will smash a bottle of whisky on...
H.R.H. Prince Charles of Wales, tired of waiting to be a Welsh King has sent his LinkedIn C.V. to Alexei Salmon, who Charles thinks may soon be looking for a King if Scotland becomes free. The C.V. is known to point out that Charles, although not bl...
Moscow - Vladimir Putin lashed out at Charles today after the prince compared him to Nazi Dictator Adolf Hitler in a verbal turf war about ugly stuff. "Like father, like son," the Russian leader tweeted, posting pics of Charles and notorious paedo...
An escalation in the Devon vs. Cornwall clotted cream wars was yesterday sparked off by 'Cornwall's Prince Charles's' announcement that he had won the war without a shot being fired. The pleasant but sickly Cornish Clotted Cream - made by boilin...
Prince Harry, fourth in line to the throne and sixth in line for the new iPhone 6 outside the Apple store in Oxford Street, has gone on official public record to say his Cressida is a fabulous ride. Now 24 years old, he states that his Cressida is...
As a British expatriate who has lived in the United States for the past decade, I wish to speak regarding Prince Charles' recent statement where he joins with some highly credential scientists in blaming the current balmy weather conditions in North...
LONDON - Tickety Boo News is reporting that Queen Elizabeth II, has stated that England will be honoring President Nelson Mandela who once said that he would rather walk in the London fog that sit in the Saigon smog. TBN's Neville Twickenbuck stat...
Galápagos Islands, nr. Ecuador - The Pretender to the Throne has gone totally overboard spouting his latest daft global warming bollocks amid official government requests for a sample of DNA to refute persistent rumors about his paternity. The son...
NEW YORK CITY - Well now that Kate Middleton has finally had her baby she will have a new name bestowed on her that of Mommy. The royal baby weighed a whopping 8 pounds 6 ounces. Reports are that the Duchess of Cambridge's screams could be heard t...
London - Royal gold digger Kate Middleton hasn't paid a penny in income tax on the preposterous £1 million annual 'pin money' she receives from the Pretender to the Throne, the Prince of Wales. The disclosure comes as a House of Commons Public Acc...
LONDON - Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Kate Middleton has just told her husband William that he had better talk to his grandmother AKA Queen Elizabeth II, and tell her that she had better stop meddling in their marital affairs. Kate, who i...
LONDON - When it comes to keeping secrets, Prince William is pretty much in the same league as Edward Snowden, the NSA whistleblower. And although Wills, as Simon Cowell calls him, does not possess a whistle, he does possess the inability to keep...
NEW YORK CITY - Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Kate Middleton's idea to have the birth of her and husband William's baby filmed has greatly angered Will's grandmother, Queen Elizabeth. BPT reporter Carolina Chipotle said she spoke with Brit...
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