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Funny story: Prince Charles Wakes Up To Horse Head Next To His Pillow

Prince Charles Wakes Up To Horse Head Next To His Pillow

There is nothing worse than waking up with a horse head in your bed. In the movie, The Godfather, Corleone's godson, Johnny Fontane, requested help from Corleone to get a role in a new movie. Tom Hagen was sent to Hollywood to meet with Jack Woltz, to ensure that Johnny got the role. After refusing, Woltz finds the severed head of his prized race horse, Khartoum, in bed as he awakes in the...

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Funny story: Royal Virginity Check Of Kate Middleton Fails, Cancelling Wedding

Royal Virginity Check Of Kate Middleton Fails, Cancelling Wedding

For hundreds of years, doctors assigned to the Royal Family have done their duty to see that all prospective brides of the Royals are pure and chaste. This procedure involves interviews, confessions, and a physical examination to verify that the hym...

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Funny story: Prince Charles Claims "Jus Primae Noctis" (Right of First Night) With Kate Middleton

Prince Charles Claims "Jus Primae Noctis" (Right of First Night) With Kate Middleton

Prince Charles, father of Prince William, has claimed the right of "Jus Primae Noctis" (right of first night) with Kate Middleton on his son's upcoming marriage to the English woman. The right, also called "droit du seigneur" (the lord's right) allo...

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Funny story: Charles invites General Pinochet money laundering banker to nuptial freakshow

Charles invites General Pinochet money laundering banker to nuptial freakshow

London - Former Riggs Bank CEO Joe Albritton very nearly went bust before his money laundering Pinochet slushfund was rescued by Mossad. He's now been invited to the 29 April cringefest where royal impostor Prince William ties the knot with Buckle...

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Funny story: Irish Chef Booted Out of Royal Kitchen

Irish Chef Booted Out of Royal Kitchen

Seamus O'Toole, thought to be one of Ireland's leading chefs, has been fired, in an ignominious brawl, from the Royal kitchen that is currently in the throes of preparing the feast for the great wedding. Over a hundred kitchen staff stood in amaz...

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Funny story: William's UFO safari 'shot down massive mothership'

William's UFO safari 'shot down massive mothership'

Anglesey - Clips from the five minute aerial skirmish were posted on the Royal YouBoob! site today as the Queen visited RAF Valley in Wales. The footage shows RAF search and rescue pilot Prince William singlehandedly shooting down an ominous mothe...

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Funny story: Royal wedding cake bombs

Royal wedding cake bombs

London - Police reckon royal fruitcake Prince Charles is behind a multilayered wedding cake bomb intercepted at Manama Airport. Bahraini customs officers said today they became suspicious because the Victoria sponge and semtex confection was festo...

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Funny story: Scientists Point to Royal Wedding Guest List as Reason "Cloning" is 'Affront to God!'

Scientists Point to Royal Wedding Guest List as Reason "Cloning" is 'Affront to God!'

The Royal Institute of General Medical Science, noted for their study of Genes and DNA, said the upcoming wedding of Prince William will provide the setting for the largest gathering in history of mutant strains of human DNA. The Prince will marry...

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Funny story: Like Father, Like Son. Will Tweets: Can't Wait, 2 More Months Till I Can Legally Cheat!

Like Father, Like Son. Will Tweets: Can't Wait, 2 More Months Till I Can Legally Cheat!

Prince William is at the center of yet another Royal controversy as a recent tweet to a mate has been released to the public and is sweeping London causing more embarrassment to the Royal Family just months prior to his wedding! Replying to a ques...

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Funny story: Charles and William seduced by Nolan Sisters 'When You Are A King' ringtone

Charles and William seduced by Nolan Sisters 'When You Are A King' ringtone

London - (Pretender Bender): "We thought long and hard how to dupe these bastards," the head of the Royal Protection Racket policing admitted today. "Then someone came up with the novelty ringtone idea after seeing the Nolans on a Morcambe & W...

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Funny story: Global Cooling - By 1 degree Fahrenheit per decade!

Global Cooling - By 1 degree Fahrenheit per decade!

Joseph Goebbels, Hitler's Propaganda Minister said, "The bigger the lie,the more it will be believed". Taking part in a "low carbon summit" in Parliament this week Prince Charles appealed for an increase in targets aimed at reducing CO2 emissio...

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Funny story: Reign, Reign and more Reign is the forecast for Britain

Reign, Reign and more Reign is the forecast for Britain

Reign, reign and more reign is the whether forecast for those who are ruled by Queen Elizabeth. Snow wonder that many Brits are trying to pull out their heir. Prince Charles has his bus pass but not his crown as King. This was NOT in his plans as a young man. During his teenage years he suffered from OCD - stressing about when he would be sitting on the throne himself. He received couns...

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Funny story: Prince Charles In Rotten Veg Row

Prince Charles In Rotten Veg Row

Prince Charles has lost his royal appointment as supplier of fruit and veg to top supermarket Tesbury's. The family grocers have sacked the next in line to the British throne for his below par produce. The trouble began when a Scunthorpe pensio...

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Funny story: Camilla: I Will End Ms. Kate Middleton's Game!

Camilla: I Will End Ms. Kate Middleton's Game!

Prince Charles upset wife, Camilla, has allowed her tongue to begin wagging and so far, no one, not even the Queen, can shut it up! "Oh I'm aware of little Miss Middleton's schemes to be the next Queen of England", Camilla has been quoted by a pa...

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Funny story: Tea Towels to Return to Royal Wedding Kitsch List

Tea Towels to Return to Royal Wedding Kitsch List

In a rapid about face, Buckingham Palace has announced it will launch an entire range of collectible tea towels to mark the monarchy saving wedding of Prince William and Catherine 'that's not Kate to you' Middleton. Originally, commemorative souve...

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Funny story: Phil The Greek Restores Noble Right Of Prima Nocta

Phil The Greek Restores Noble Right Of Prima Nocta

In what is likely to be seen as a highly controversial move, HRH Prince Philip has taken it upon himself to restore the ancient noble's right of Prima Nocta. This is the right which allows a senior royal to have sexual rights to the wife of a newly m...

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Funny story: Exclusive interview: Charles talks

Exclusive interview: Charles talks

In an exclusive interview with whatinthe world, HRH Prince Charles,Prince of Wales, has let off steam about various celebrities and other members of the aristocracy. A number of popular personalities come in for verbal abuse from the future King of England and its unseemly what he really thinks of them. "Oh, you know, that blasted Susan Boyle, what an appropriate surname that is. She really is...

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