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Funny story: Sachin Tendulkar To Be Installed As Indian Prime Minister

Sachin Tendulkar To Be Installed As Indian Prime Minister

Indian cricket batsman Sachin Tendulkar, who broke the record for the most runs ever scored in international Test cricket last week, has been told he is to be made India's next Prime Minister, according to a rumour I heard on the bus. The diminuti...

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Funny story: Council Tax Abolished!

Council Tax Abolished!

After months of terrible news, financial disasters, housing and employment crises and an increase in gun and knife crime, there was a fantastic surprise today for everyone living in Britain when the hated Council Tax was abolished. The bolt out of...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown realises he IS actually leading the country

Gordon Brown realises he IS actually leading the country

After almost a while as Prime Minister of the UK, Gordon Brown realised yesterday that he is leading the country. Up to now, he thought Tony Blair was in charge, and didn't realise he was actually Prime Minister himself until just before dinner ye...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown To Step Down In November

Gordon Brown To Step Down In November

After months of speculation about his future, and pressure from those around him, Gordon Brown announced that he is to step down at the end of November. The Tesco shelf-stacker has been a part of the night-time team at the Chippenham store for mor...

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Funny story: UK economy knackered due to Prime Minister's Anagram Disease

UK economy knackered due to Prime Minister's Anagram Disease

Doctors today confirmed that the UK economy has gone to pot not because the Labour Government have completely mismanaged the country, but because the Prime Minister Gordon Brown has AD - Anagram's Disease. A leading professor, Professor Lee Ding,...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown to rid himself of revolting MP's before conference

Gordon Brown to rid himself of revolting MP's before conference

Gordon Brown has decided that all revolting MP's must go before the Labour Party Annual Conference. While there appears to be dissent within the ranks regarding his leadership capabilities, for the sake of the unity of the Party, the Prime Ministe...

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Funny story: Stalker of Prime Minister identified

Stalker of Prime Minister identified

The Home Office, Scotland Yard, MI5, MI6, DIY and MFI have today released details of the stalker who has been attempting to stalk (which is what stalkers do) the Prime Minister. The actions of this stalker had prompted a huge increase in the level...

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Funny story: Voter asks Gordon Brown for his money back

Voter asks Gordon Brown for his money back

Henry Crankshaft, a Labour voter from Westhoughton near Manchester, shocked the British world of politics when he knocked on the door of number 10 Downing Street earlier this morning seeking a refund.

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Funny story: Thanks to Prime Minister, bucket and spade shortage threatens

Thanks to Prime Minister, bucket and spade shortage threatens

Thanks to the announcement by Prime Minster Gordon Brown of his intention to take a "bucket and spade" holiday in Suffolk, there have been reports of a national shortage of buckets and spades.

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Funny story: Man In Bed Sheets Is New PM

Man In Bed Sheets Is New PM

In a shock move New Labour have sacked Gordon Brown and appointed a man in a bed sheet as their new leader. Disastrous poll ratings and the continued economic crisis led to party chiefs taking drastic action.

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Funny story: Gordon Brown personally telephones another voter

Gordon Brown personally telephones another voter

Hot on the heals of his fantastic, incredible, unbelievable, Conservative-beating and amazing majority of, er, 9 in the recent Commons vote on 42 days detention, Prime Minister Gordon Brown decided to telephone a random British voter to join in the c...

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Funny story: Society of Pointless Questions (SPQ) receives government grant.

Society of Pointless Questions (SPQ) receives government grant.

Deciding that he has had enough of all the serious questions that interviewers keep asking at inappropriate times, Prime Minister Gordon Brown has given the all-clear for further government funding for the Society of Pointless Questions (SPQ).

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe to be Next Prime Minister

Daniel Radcliffe to be Next Prime Minister

I don't pretend to know anything about politics or any of those other intellectual subjects, mainly because I am too busy 'stalking' good old Radders but I can tell you this, Daniel Radcliffe is planning to replace Gordon Brown as the Pri...

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Funny story: Man Shoots Firework Out Of His Anus At Gordon Brown

Man Shoots Firework Out Of His Anus At Gordon Brown

Prime Minister Gordon Brown narrowly avoided serious injury today when a man in the crowd waiting outside 10 Downing Street shot a firework out of his anus at him. The man, believed to be in his late fifties, dropped his trousers and inserted a lo...

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Funny story: Touching from Behind

Touching from Behind

July 19, 2006, was the most memorable date for Angela Merkel, a divorcee with no children, at Group of Eight Summit, when George W. Bush stealthily crept behind her and gave her an unsolicited neck rub while she was speaking with Italian Prime Minister Romano Prodi.

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Funny story: Prime Minister's eyebrow to be shaved

Prime Minister's eyebrow to be shaved

The Prime Ministers eyebrow will be removed by Downing Street's in house barbers tomorrow after it was complained about that it was too revolting to be shown on television.

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Funny story: Statues cause protests in London

Statues cause protests in London

Protests have been held in London to campaign against a series of statues of Gordon Brown's head which have been put up around London as part of a PR campaign to make the "Not the dour Scotsman" more widely accepted.

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