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Funny story: Lineker's Tweet Backs Liverpool's Rodgers Appointment

Lineker's Tweet Backs Liverpool's Rodgers Appointment

Swansea City manager Brendan Rodgers has agreed a deal to become the new Liverpool manager, and initial signs show that the footballing fraternity thinks this is a positive move by the Anfield club. The 39-year-old will sign a three-year contract,...

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Funny story: Fenway Sports Group, "walk alone" in their appointment of the new Liverpool Manager!

Fenway Sports Group, "walk alone" in their appointment of the new Liverpool Manager!

This was ANFIELD: Liverpool Football Club haven't got a squad of high quality players in sufficient depth, to get them back into the top four places, of the Premiership table. Many Liverpool fans will not accept another season of mediocrity, anot...

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Funny story: Blackburn Rovers Owners "Delighted" With Relegation

Blackburn Rovers Owners "Delighted" With Relegation

After Monday nights home defeat to Wigan Athletic, Blackburn Rovers have slipped through the relegation trap door and into the Championship. The one nil reverse at Ewood Park means they have lost a dozen home games this season and epitomises their...

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Funny story: Food Based Puns Increase after Canaries get 6 goal Stuffing from Man City

Food Based Puns Increase after Canaries get 6 goal Stuffing from Man City

Norwich 1-6 Man City Norfolk. Home of turkey farms, incest and Norwich City Football Club. It is a widely reported statistical fact that the number of food based puns increases whenever Norwich, also known as the Canaries, are on the receiving...

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Funny story: Alex Ferguson admits Manchester United's success is not down to him

Alex Ferguson admits Manchester United's success is not down to him

Manchester United manager, Alex Ferguson has admitted that he is not responsible for the success of Manchester United this year. "It's nothing to do with me," he said. Actually, he said "E now tude wimmy" but a translator offered the correct pronu...

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Funny story: Man City to raid Arsenal for a third time - this time for three points

Man City to raid Arsenal for a third time - this time for three points

Big spending Manchester City are set to raid the Emirates for a third time following the purchase of Samir Nasri and Gael Clichy last summer. This time the title challenging blue half of Manchester are not after a player, but three points in the a...

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Funny story: Balotellis Blood Brother

Balotellis Blood Brother

The football world's greatest car crash player "Super" Mario Balotelli has a new rival for his throne of "Pratt in chief of the Premier League". His best friend Luigi Falcone is in talks to sign for hated rivals Manchester United. Luigi 21 said:...

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Funny story: National Anthem to replace all run out tunes

National Anthem to replace all run out tunes

With 2012 being the year of the Olympics and the Queen's Diamond Jubilee, it has been decided by the FA that every single football club in the country will ditch their current, and in some cases, iconic, run out tunes and replace it with the National...

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Funny story: Footie descends into farce in Doha

Footie descends into farce in Doha

Qatar - Did he fall or was he pushed? An unfortunate dunking in Qatar's equivalent of the Diana, Princess of Whales Memorial Fountain this evening saw Premier League chairman Sir David Richards wet himself all over in the Doha Shangri-La Hotel's dec...

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Funny story: Sambas Final Solution

Sambas Final Solution

Ex-Blackburn Rovers captain, Half Man- Half Flesh Fortress, Chris Samba says his move to Mafia legally run Russian side Anzhi Makhachkala was not purely about money. The club which was founded by Russians who saw all the poverty, starvation and c...

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Funny story: Back my vision by emptying Stamford Bridge on matchdays, AVB tells Abramovich

Back my vision by emptying Stamford Bridge on matchdays, AVB tells Abramovich

Chelsea manager Andre Villas-Boas has urged owner Roman Abramovich to back his blueprint for the long-term future of the club by insisting all matches played at Stamford Bridge be completely free of home fans. The Portuguese feels a lack of suppor...

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Funny story: John Terry 'didn't have the legs' to step down as England captain

John Terry 'didn't have the legs' to step down as England captain

John Terry refused to resign as England captain as he did not have the legs to stand down, according to a source close to the player. The Chelsea skipper, who received a date for his trial on charges of racial abuse, would have needed to undergo a...

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Funny story: Wenger unhappy at Abba's 1974 Eurovision Song Contest award

Wenger unhappy at Abba's 1974 Eurovision Song Contest award

Arsene Wenger has aired his discontent at the award of the 1974 Eurovision Song contest to Glam-Rock group Abba, saying if awards were to be dished out for being easy on the eye, his side were due every accolade ever issued. The Arsenal boss is...

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Funny story: Tickets for Arsenal pre-season football tour of Nigeria to be sold by email

Tickets for Arsenal pre-season football tour of Nigeria to be sold by email

As Arsenal Football Club announced they were planning to go on a pre-season tour of Nigeria, Ollyjonjo Banjo marketing manager for Arsenalticketsinnigeria.web made a separate press release saying all tickets for the tour will be sold by email. Ollyjo...

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Funny story: Gerrard extends Premier League Winner indemnity

Gerrard extends Premier League Winner indemnity

Steven Gerrard has extended his current Premier League Winner indemnity agreement with Liverpool for an undisclosed period of time, the club have announced. The midfielder negotiated an extension to his existing indemnity with the Merseyside outfi...

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Funny story: Neil Warnock reveals all about his sacking by QPR

Neil Warnock reveals all about his sacking by QPR

The controversial Neil Warnock spoke out today about his sacking at QPR, pinning the blame on chairman Tony Fernandes. And West Ham. And Carlos Tevez. And the FA. And the Premier League. And the fans and players at QPR. Thats all, I think. But defini...

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Funny story: Eamonn Holmes says Manchester United fans 'starved' of success

Eamonn Holmes says Manchester United fans 'starved' of success

SKY tv presenter and disgruntled celebrity Manchester united fan Eammon 'donut' Holmes spoke out today about his beloved United's poor run of form and recent downgrading by credit rating agencies S&P, Moodys and Fitch. "The whole thing is a s...

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