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Funny story: Zygote Denies Becoming Blastocyst.

Zygote Denies Becoming Blastocyst.

A local zygote has been arrested by Uterine police and charged with Improper Cleavage and Conspiracy to Become a Morula. Not... ...funny. "We received a credible tip, regarding certain zygotic cellular division," said Mullerian Duct / Fonix Police...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham pregnant - doesn't want another boy

Victoria Beckham pregnant - doesn't want another boy

Victoria Beckham, ex skinny one from The Spice Girls, and wife of global superstar and footballer, David Beckham, has admitted she is pregnant. Additionally, she has given very strong hints that she wants a girl this time. "She's fed up with boys,...

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Funny story: Piers Morgan Offers His Name to Susan Boyle's Unborn Child

Piers Morgan Offers His Name to Susan Boyle's Unborn Child

Rumors of Susan Boyle being pregnant have men coming out of the woodwork denying they are the father but offering their surname to the unborn child if need be. The most prominently known to recently make the offer is none other than Piers Morgan, jud...

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Funny story: Maternity Ward Marriage Service

Maternity Ward Marriage Service

After a successful trial in Tameside and Glossop health authority, the NHS is set to roll out Wedding Services in the maternity wards of its hospitals. "We have about fifty hospital chaplains," said Tameside and Glossop NHS director, Mark Emille.

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Funny story: Mobile Phone Warning For Mums-To-Be

Mobile Phone Warning For Mums-To-Be

New research has highlighted the impact that mobile phone use may have on aspiring mums-to-be. It is a timely warning of the possibility of years of heartbreak and unfulfillment. Professor Hans Kneesen-Bums, Director of the Nookia Foundation, said...

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Funny story: Middle Classes Discouraged from Breeding

Middle Classes Discouraged from Breeding

"We're going to have a system where the middle classes are discouraged from breeding because it's jolly expensive. But for those on benefits there is every incentive. Well that's not very sensible", said Mr. Flight, who didn't get time to 'withdraw' his statement. Jolly good show Mr. Flight. I say old chap - you've just confirmed the thoughts of many folk. Politicians are idiots and THEY sho...

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Funny story: Polenta Key To Pregnancy Length

Polenta Key To Pregnancy Length

The polenta may play a key role in determining the gestation period of humans and other mammals. New research links growth rates of mammals inside the womb to the structure of the polenta and the way it connects mother and baby. Our science and...

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Funny story: New mothers feel baby weight loss pressure from celebrities.

New mothers feel baby weight loss pressure from celebrities.

More than half of new mothers said they felt under pressure to bounce back to their pre-baby weight 'overnight' after seeing celeb mums looking camera-ready shortly after having a baby, a survey found. Model Heidi Glum, 37, was back on the catwalk...

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Funny story: Mariah Carey Appears on Lopez Tonight Topping 200 Pounds

Mariah Carey Appears on Lopez Tonight Topping 200 Pounds

Mariah Carey must have been booked for the George Lopez Show months in advance, so much so that a cancellation breach of that particular appearance contract must have been too expensive to bear. The husky Carey waddled on stage to fill up the guest...

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Funny story: Scrotal mismanagement lands bad chav father in world record books

Scrotal mismanagement lands bad chav father in world record books

He was dubbed Britain's worst father after successfully inserting his penis into seven separate fat lasses with low self esteem and ejaculating, which resulted in seven more mouths to feed and drain the national purse. He then found an eighth will...

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Funny story: George Michael Is Not Pregnant

George Michael Is Not Pregnant

Sources from close to those in the know, who may or may not be directly involved with Her Majesty's Prison Service (but probably not) today issued a vehement rebuff to suggestions from certain commentators that former Wham! star George Michael has fa...

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Funny story: Frasier Crane is over the moon - says Mancunian Daphne Moon is "Havin' my baby".

Frasier Crane is over the moon - says Mancunian Daphne Moon is "Havin' my baby".

Mancunian psychic-health care worker Daphne Moon went on national TV and broke the shocking news: "I'm 'avin Dr. Crane's baby". Delighted reporters yelled "Cheers", congratulating a skulking Dr.Niles Crane only to discover they had the wrong Dr...

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Funny story: Women who miscarry should get back in the sack the next day

Women who miscarry should get back in the sack the next day

A population based study has shown that women who miscarry stand a better chance of having a baby if they have sex the next day. Miscarriage can be a traumatic time for many women, who feel that they have lost a child, but researchers confirmed th...

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Funny story: Holloway Prisoner Sues after being given Paracetamol for Pregnancy

Holloway Prisoner Sues after being given Paracetamol for Pregnancy

A prisoner at HMP Holloway is sueing the Prison Service after giving birth to triplets on her own in her cell. She allegedly pressed her call button to ask for help just after midnight on Wednesday, but the night warder told her she would have to...

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Funny story: Billy Bob Thornton is Pregnant

Billy Bob Thornton is Pregnant

Yep, Billy Bob is intentionally pregnant and happy eating pickles and ice cream. When asked whom the father/mother was Thornton stated, "I've been married five times and it don't work for me. I'm on my own on this one". In actuality, an army of...

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Funny story: New Vaginal Gel Prevents Aids, Pregnancy!

New Vaginal Gel Prevents Aids, Pregnancy!

Scientists say they have come up with a vaginal gel that will prevent aids and even pregnancy 100%. "If people will use this gel, it is a big breakthrough", Doctor Alicia Huckaby. "It works in all our tests but it does have a few drawbacks." Fi...

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Funny story: Sexy Lisa Snowdon bares all and gets her gripes out

Sexy Lisa Snowdon bares all and gets her gripes out

Lisa Snowdon is whinnying that she has left it too late to have kids. The 39-year-old model and radio presenter admits she is part of the growing trend of SAS daters - shaggable, attractive and succsexful women with everything but a fella. 'I w...

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