Expectant mothers waiting to give birth are to be deployed at various drought hit locations across England in 'labour camps' to fully utilise the vital output of mother minge's waters breaking, according to reports. The unseasonably dry weather is...
MALIBU BEACH - The woman who became famous for appearing on her father Aaron Spelling's hit television show 90210 is not a happy beach goer at the moment. According to Bedroom Pillow Talk, Tori Spelling, who is pregnant with her third child, has b...
Crazy evolutionists are spinning a new yarn. The latest in a long line of improbable tales follows the adventures of the Crocodile. Evon Hekkala of Fordham University in New York and colleagues are responsible for this latest spellbinding fable, i...
A chair in a hotel in Luton has been dubbed the "Pregnancy Chair" has been moved into the honeymoon suite. "It's a really special chair," said Russ Epshon, manager of Roman's Hotel in Luton. "For the past five years it's sat in the office. We've h...
Kate Middleton was spotted shopping at Mothercare looking wistfully at baby clothes. The soon to be Royal princess is obviously looking to her future after marriage. Insiders have speculated that she is already pregnant as she has stopped drinkin...
China is known throughout the world for having the strictest rules when it comes to population control. It's 'One-Child Policy' has been in effect since 1978 and is responsible for not only keeping China's urban population somewhat under control, but...
Jessica Alba is pregnant once again "or else Kirstie Ally has switched tummies with me while I was asleep", Alba joked in the latest issue of the "Tall Tails" Tabloid. She also announced it on Facebook and stated that she, her husband Cash Warren...
I resent the phrase, "we're pregnant." It's like, "We're going to the Super Bowl." Indeed, not: Those who put the uniform and suffer the injuries are the ones who go to the championship game. While we can root them on, and congratulate them on a great win, we are merely invested lookers-on. The father's role in conception is vital, of course, but the process of embryogenesis is one that we...
News from the Alaskan state capita,l Fookinkold, is that Sarah Palin is pregnant and expecting in June. Sarah revealed that she became pregnant after a visit to George Bush's ranch in Texas. With the difference in temperature between the 2 states...
Barney & Friends and Wizards of Waverley Place star Selena Gomez is a self-confessed "huge animal lover", writes Dick Palmer-Humbert, Desperation Correspondent. So it is perhaps ironic that she is very close, if not actually intimate, with "Ca...
Although pregnant with her first child, actress Natalie Portman has made a video of her doing exercises in the nude, according to a press release. Portman says she's not ashamed of her body and she wants other women to exercise while they are expe...
In an apparent fit of pique, the losing contestants of the 2011 Miss America contest convened a hastily organized press conference and declared that they were not virgins and that the Miss America contest was a sham of innocence and purity. When mem...
A local zygote has been arrested by Uterine police and charged with Improper Cleavage and Conspiracy to Become a Morula. Not... ...funny. "We received a credible tip, regarding certain zygotic cellular division," said Mullerian Duct / Fonix Police...
Victoria Beckham, ex skinny one from The Spice Girls, and wife of global superstar and footballer, David Beckham, has admitted she is pregnant. Additionally, she has given very strong hints that she wants a girl this time. "She's fed up with boys,...
Rumors of Susan Boyle being pregnant have men coming out of the woodwork denying they are the father but offering their surname to the unborn child if need be. The most prominently known to recently make the offer is none other than Piers Morgan, jud...
After a successful trial in Tameside and Glossop health authority, the NHS is set to roll out Wedding Services in the maternity wards of its hospitals. "We have about fifty hospital chaplains," said Tameside and Glossop NHS director, Mark Emille.
New research has highlighted the impact that mobile phone use may have on aspiring mums-to-be. It is a timely warning of the possibility of years of heartbreak and unfulfillment. Professor Hans Kneesen-Bums, Director of the Nookia Foundation, said...
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