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Funny story: Why California shouldn't force porn stars to wear condoms

Why California shouldn't force porn stars to wear condoms

Los Angeles --Today the California State Senate brought to the floor a bill that would require the Adult film industry actors to wear condoms. The reason for the bill, according to a state Senator who requested to remain anonymous, is to ensure that...

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Funny story: My life as a man #12

My life as a man #12

Honey-Do Lists and Female Barbers I'm telling you all right now, and you can look it up here on my writer's profile: My turn-ons do not include crawling on my belly through damp, bushy, dark places with deep, wet holes.... OK, OK, I'll reconsider that. I do not like crawling under the goddamned house to change air conditioner filters. I'm retired; I make enough money to pay some out-a-wor...

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Funny story: Martin Shuttlecock - Surfing The Net For Porn - Survey Results

Martin Shuttlecock - Surfing The Net For Porn - Survey Results

Failing satirist, buffoon of long standing, idiot, crap diplomat, pariah, awful cook, bad husband, and beer guzzling, chain smoking idiot, Martin Shuttlecock, today embarked upon a lunatic quest intended to restore to at least some degree, his points standing on satirical website www.thespoof.com. By hitting the lowest common denominator...and surfing the net for porn. Here, he explains the...

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Funny story: Is Vagina Magical

Is Vagina Magical

The International Society of Gynecologists made an observation that whenever the word vagina was used in any of their leaflets or advertising the response to that advertising was overwhelming. Dr Peak A Boo, a world renowned gynecologist said, "...

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Funny story: Animal Rights Group Takes Issue With Lady Gaga Beating Her Meat

Animal Rights Group Takes Issue With Lady Gaga Beating Her Meat

Animal rights activists are up in arms over a statement Lady Gaga made in reference to dead animals. Gaga said, "Dead Animals Make Great Coats". This statement, no matter how true, has people all upset, especially animal rights people. One me...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Photo Surfaces, Intended For Boyfriends Eyes Only, Paris Hilton Manipulation?

Miley Cyrus Photo Surfaces, Intended For Boyfriends Eyes Only, Paris Hilton Manipulation?

Miley Cyrus has obviously enlisted The Paris Hilton Agency, the agency that keeps Hollywood trailer trashers in the spotlight. As I've reported repeatedly, Paris Hilton has opened a agency that keeps attention whores in the spotlight, Kim Kardash...

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Funny story: Congressman Paul Ryan Shirtless

Congressman Paul Ryan Shirtless

Well, America in it's bid for better politics has spoken. The #1 internet search over the weekend was for Congressman Paul Ryan pictures shirtless. Paul Ryan became a national obsession when Mitt Romney announced he'd be his running mate for the V...

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Funny story: The "Queen of Porn Films" Jenna Jameson Endorses Mitt Romney

The "Queen of Porn Films" Jenna Jameson Endorses Mitt Romney

SAN FRANCISCO - The woman who is considered to be "The Queen of Porn" was sitting in a booth at San Francisco's infamous Booby Trap Strip Lounge. Jenna Jameson, who has appeared in 162 porn films, including www.GSpot.hot, iBox, and Cinderella's Sa...

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Funny story: London 2012 is the XXX Olympics

London 2012 is the XXX Olympics

It was finally noticed today that the London 2012 Olympics is the thirtieth in modern times. It being modern times, Roman numerals are used. Thirty in Roman numerals is written XXX. "Oh yes," said Candi Apple, the Gymnastics organiser. "I'd not re...

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Funny story: 50 Shades of Filth! Author angry at 'mummy porn' label

50 Shades of Filth! Author angry at 'mummy porn' label

The author of mucky book trilogy, 50 Shades of Grey, EL James is said to be unhappy with the label of 'mummy porn' for her series of dirty books. The books are sweeping the nation as 'ladies' take a break from cooking and cleaning to read this abo...

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Funny story: WikiLeaks to release 2.5 million 'embarrassing' Syrian emails, 2.4 million of which contain porn

WikiLeaks to release 2.5 million 'embarrassing' Syrian emails, 2.4 million of which contain porn

STOCKHOLM - WikiLeaks has begun releasing what it claims are 2.5 million embarrassing emails to and from the Syrian government. It is believed that at least 2.4 million of these emails contain hardcore pornography. A spokesperson realeased a state...

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Funny story: Porn Film Industry Searching for New Actors / Actresses.

Porn Film Industry Searching for New Actors / Actresses.

Remember back in the day when you hid your "stag" films from your mom and dad? How about going to those bachelor parties and watching curvaceous babes popping out of cakes or stripping for the groom-to-be? Those were the good old days but guess what...

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Funny story: U.S. Obesity Epidemic has Porn Industry Scrambling

U.S. Obesity Epidemic has Porn Industry Scrambling

The makers of sex movies in the United States are in panic mode as their pool of women with hot bodies dries up amidst the country's exploding problem with fat people. "Let's face it, when two thirds of your population is overweight, you're just...

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Funny story: Spacecraft Captures the Transit of Venus and Your Anus

Spacecraft Captures the Transit of Venus and Your Anus

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fl. - The Solar Dynamics Observatory recorded the transit of Venus as well as Your Anus, posting much of this video on its website. Observers noted the bright active region in the northern solar hemisphere as Venus passed over, wit...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah speaks to the Duke of Wellington during spirit walk to his own toilet.

Derek Acorah speaks to the Duke of Wellington during spirit walk to his own toilet.

The television psychic claims he was randomly approached by 'The Duke' following an unintended 'Spirit Walk' during a restless night after a wine and cheese-fondue dinner party. After they had exchanged pleasantries, Wellington noticed the medium...

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Funny story: Bartholomew Utterswaithe Interview: Teenagers & Web Porn

Bartholomew Utterswaithe Interview: Teenagers & Web Porn

26th April 2012 The Nottingham Pickpocket Supplement The Bartholomew Utterswaithe Column This week, I've been out on the streets of Nottingham, to get peoples views about: Should teenagers be stopped from looking at porn on the web? A matter of great concern for many parents and shoplifters locally. The first person I interviewed, as he came out from the Deltalove Adult Shop, at 147...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Vagina Disappointed By Not Making Any Public Appearences

Paris Hilton's Vagina Disappointed By Not Making Any Public Appearences

Paris Hilton has been flying below the radar lately much to the dismay of her vagina. Paris use to be infamous for flaunting her privates in public. Paris was in fact the catalyst behind all the Lindsay Lohan flashes and Britney Spears splashes.

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