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Funny story: Church should not dismiss gay marriage, says Pope Frankie the Argie, especially mine

Church should not dismiss gay marriage, says Pope Frankie the Argie, especially mine

Rome - A tongue-in-cheek remark has landed Pope Francis in a fine mess after outing himself in a gay marriage slip. "Someone is gay," Pope Frankie said enigmatically. "But he search for My Sweet Lord and has good willy...So who am I to fudge -...

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Funny story: Pope Francis Tells President Putin To Leave The Ukraine Alone

Pope Francis Tells President Putin To Leave The Ukraine Alone

VATICAN CITY - Reports coming out of the Vatican are that Pope Francis has had his fill of seeing the news day in and day out regarding Russia's intimidation of the Ukraine. A spokesperson for the Vatican, Polo Pizarro, stated that his holiness is...

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Funny story: Italy Will No Longer Sell Grapes To Germany

Italy Will No Longer Sell Grapes To Germany

ROME - The Italian government has just issued a statement that effective immediately it will no longer ship grapes to Germany. The Grapes For Sauerkraut Trade Program had been in effect since March of 1997, but Italy has stated that it is breaking...

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Funny story: Pope Frankie the Argie has put on 50lbs since taking over the Vatican last year

Pope Frankie the Argie has put on 50lbs since taking over the Vatican last year

Rome - Quoting St Matthew 25:35-36 the new Pope said his sudden weight gain has indeed been of Biblical proportions after nuns from the Order of the Holy Obese Family began fattening him up a year ago to make sure he fit in his predecessor's hassocks...

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Funny story: Italy Agrees To Take Down All of The Anti-Gay Signs Within A 4 Block Radius of The Vatican

Italy Agrees To Take Down All of The Anti-Gay Signs Within A 4 Block Radius of The Vatican

ROME - El Vino, Italy's national news agency is reporting that the Italian government has agreed to a compromise with Pope Francis. The pope who says he has no problem with gays or lesbians and has actually attended parties in their honor recently...

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Funny story: Pope Giving up Lent for Lent

Pope Giving up Lent for Lent

Pope Francis has stated that this year he will give up chastity, indulge in gluttony, and observe Lent by doing all the things he thinks about all year but never gets to do. In an unprecedented statement, the forward thinking pontiff explained that L...

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Funny story: Pope Sells Harley at Auction

Pope Sells Harley at Auction

A Harley-Davidson motorcycle donated last year to Pope Francis has sold at a Paris auction to benefit charity. Thus far, the buyer remains anonymous but it went for about four times it's worth, according to an auction house. It's still unknown whe...

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Funny story: Vatican's In Utero Baptism Initiative "Perfect Way to Get 'em While They're Young"

Vatican's In Utero Baptism Initiative "Perfect Way to Get 'em While They're Young"

THE VATICAN - Though Pope Francis' turn at the papal office is still in its infancy, he has already become widely regarded as the most progressive in the Vatican's long history. But while doubters criticize many of his recent viewpoints as being "un-...

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Funny story: Biker Pope Ignites Gang War

Biker Pope Ignites Gang War

The news that Pope Francis has auctioned off his Harley-Davidson sent shock waves through the biker community. The bike had been a gift from the Harley-Davidson motorcycle company, who were reportedly outraged at the religious leader's sudden betraya...

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Funny story: Italian nun gives birth to baby boy and names him Pope Francis

Italian nun gives birth to baby boy and names him Pope Francis

Reiti, Italy - (Ass Mess): A 31 year old nun from Reiti's Convent of the Immaculate Deception has named her baby boy Pope Francis after suddenly going into labor on the church's Feast of the Ass, a holy day of obligation. Sister Dolores Concepcion...

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Funny story: Holy Land visit by Pope Francis to include parts of Middle East and Gibraltar

Holy Land visit by Pope Francis to include parts of Middle East and Gibraltar

The popularity of Pope Francis is growing, helped by his unprecedented willingness to form bonds with differing religions. The much liked pontiff plans to visit seven different countries on his planned 2014 visit to the Holy Land, including historica...

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Funny story: God Admits: "Pope Francis is right. The jig's up. There is no hell."

God Admits: "Pope Francis is right. The jig's up. There is no hell."

HEAVEN--In an interview God held with CNN's Anderson Cooper on Sunday, He admitted that Pope Francis was right when he said, "The church no longer believes in a literal hell where people suffer. This doctrine is incompatible with the infinite love of...

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Funny story: Holy water breakthrough. Healing water to be sprayed on people by Papal crop sprayers

Holy water breakthrough. Healing water to be sprayed on people by Papal crop sprayers

A concentrated form of holy water, prepared by methods similar to those used for Homeopathic medicines is to be used to bless the entire world every week. Squadrons of adapted crop sprayers are to take off from Cathedrals around the world on massive...

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Funny story: Pope Mars Rover sent to encourage adoption of "Missionary Position"

Pope Mars Rover sent to encourage adoption of "Missionary Position"

The Vatican yesterday launched an enormous incense fuelled Abraham class rocket from St. Peter's Basilica. The rocket was carrying a Mars Orbiter and Pope Rover. Surprising hundreds of thousands gathered in St. Peter's Square, the dome of the Ba...

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Funny story: Pope Francis Tells North Korea's Kim Jong Un To Stop Behaving Like A Spoiled Brat

Pope Francis Tells North Korea's Kim Jong Un To Stop Behaving Like A Spoiled Brat

THE VATICAN - Pope Francis recently met with the co-hosts of The Viagra View, Larry King and Regis Philbin at an undisclosesd place in Italy. The pope was asked by Philbin what he thinks about the state of the world. Pope Francis put down his g...

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Funny story: Horrible, Dreaded Disease Afflicts NBC Newsman On Show

Horrible, Dreaded Disease Afflicts NBC Newsman On Show

On Today's Meet The Press there was a discussion of why Pope Francis was chosen to be Time magazine's Man of the Year and appear on its cover. Host David Gregory stated that Time had also considered Edward Snowden, who worked for a company that was...

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Funny story: Saints ain't what they used to be

Saints ain't what they used to be

Fast track Saints, now issued in batches of 30 or more are not as effective as the old single issue ones, an exit poll at St. Peter's Basilica has revealed. St. Christopher, now discredited for not being insured, was an all time favourite, polling 67...

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