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Funny story: Vatican promotes Silly Hat Contest

Vatican promotes Silly Hat Contest

Special to TPN - Vatican Secretary of State, Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone, announced that the Convocation of Cardinals assembled to pick a new Pope will liven up the proceedings with a Silly-Hat Contest, which has not been conducted for 1200 years.

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Funny story: North Carolina pastor elected Pope!

North Carolina pastor elected Pope!

The world was shocked and mostly outraged today when a North Carolina pastor and recently converted Evangelical Christian was elected Pope by the College of Cardinals at the Vatican. The Reverend T. J. McCorkle of Louisburg, North Carolina, is a...

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Funny story: Obama sends emergency goody bags to Vatican Choom Room

Obama sends emergency goody bags to Vatican Choom Room

Rome - College of Cardinals tokers got a rare treat today as an emergency aid package from the White House signaled the start of the Papal bong convention. Hundreds of pick-n-mix Walmart goody bags laden with candy, chewing gum, cigarette papers,...

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Funny story: Pope Hated to Leave Behind His Red Shoes and Their Magical Powers

Pope Hated to Leave Behind His Red Shoes and Their Magical Powers

According to our exclusive Vatican sources, the Pope had no problem at all leaving the Vatican and the Papacy. The real issue? Having to leave behind his red shoes. You see, those glorious red shoes had provided the Pontiff with special powers...

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Funny story: Papal and Cardinal Mafia - ]Hilltop Town, a Host to Popes for Centuries, Prepares for an Eminent Retiree

Papal and Cardinal Mafia - ]Hilltop Town, a Host to Popes for Centuries, Prepares for an Eminent Retiree

CASTEL GANDOLFO, Italy - This cramped hilltop town outside Rome is in its final preparations for the arrival on Thursday afternoon of an honored guest: Pope Benedict XVI, who will commence his new life as pope and chief molester emeritus. Italian...

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Funny story: Pope hurries to waiting helicopter…catches last half of Price is Right!

Pope hurries to waiting helicopter…catches last half of Price is Right!

Pope Benedict XVI hurried to a waiting helicopter yesterday afternoon after delivering a brief message to the gathered Cardinals waiting to select a new Pope. Speculation was rampant as to the reason for his brevity and most believed it was due t...

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Funny story: Pope slips from public stage

Pope slips from public stage

Well-wishers wished Pope Benedict well after he broke his ankle while attempting to address lots of people in a big pizza in Venice. Remnants of the hot food dish had left the stage a bit slippery, and his right foot slithered away in an emotional...

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Funny story: Petroecuador to be official sponsor of next week's Papal Conclave

Petroecuador to be official sponsor of next week's Papal Conclave

Quito - Described by the Ecuador Creative Dentistry Association as an absolute genius in the exploration and extraction of gaping cavities Ecuador's national oil company has been named as PR manager for the 115-man contest. Announcing the decision...

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Funny story: Pope's Resignation Linked To Gay Vatican Network

Pope's Resignation Linked To Gay Vatican Network

Pope Benedick's decision to resign was made on the 17th December 2012 when he received a report that a gay network of priests in the Vatican was being blackmailed. The pope received news of a gay network within the Vatican itself and realised that...

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Funny story: Pope Prays for a Retirement Party

Pope Prays for a Retirement Party

And if his prayers are answered, the party will be held in St. Peter's Square, with thousands and thousands of attendees from around the word! The Pope has told reporters, "Look, for years, I've been going out on the balcony and blessing that di...

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Funny story: Vatican Elects Gay Pope

Vatican Elects Gay Pope

The Vatican has officially appointed its first openly gay Pope, at least in this century. The rumor was confirmed today at noon when pink incense smoke was seen stylishly smoldering from the Vatican. The Vatican News put out an official announcem...

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Funny story: God sends meteor to Russia with the name of the new Pope written on it!

God sends meteor to Russia with the name of the new Pope written on it!

With the dramatic news of the Pope resigning and several bolts of thunder crashing over the Vatican, God has now decided who will follow Pope Benedict XVI by sending a meteor crashing down into Russia. After the impact a hoard of Russian Catholic...

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Funny story: Next Pope will be elected through an X-Factor style show

Next Pope will be elected through an X-Factor style show

Andrew Lloyd Webber has been approached by the Vatican to put together a television show that will let the Catholic Church elect a new Pontiff through the popular television format pioneered by shows such as the X-Factor and America's Got Talented Ki...

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Funny story: Tony Blair elected Pope

Tony Blair elected Pope

Former Prime Minister, Tony Blair, has been elected Pope in a widely expected effort by The Vatican to increase the Church's popularity. Members of the Papal Conclave, charged with electing a new Pope, studied Blair's 1997 Election campaign material...

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Funny story: Snoop Dogg renounces Rastafari Movement, wants to become Pope

Snoop Dogg renounces Rastafari Movement, wants to become Pope

ROME- Rapper Snoop Dogg has renounced his faith in the Rastafari movement and is seeking to replace Pope Benedict XVI, says sources close to the musician. The news comes on the heels of the Pope's sudden and unexpected resignation on Monday. Dogg...

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Funny story: Pope Fans Hope Retiring Pope Benedict XVI Will Regenerate Into Body Of Matt Smith

Pope Fans Hope Retiring Pope Benedict XVI Will Regenerate Into Body Of Matt Smith

VATICAN CITY, ITALY - Adoring fans of outbound Pope Benedict XVI maintain a constant vigil outside the Vatican today, their hopes held high that, once the smoke clears, he'll be revealed as having regenerated into the body of BBC TV's current incarna...

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Funny story: Pope issues long awaited apology

Pope issues long awaited apology

Following his shock resignation, Pope Benedict XVI has issued a statement of grave regret and apology. Pope Benedict, or plain old Ratty, Joey or Claire (or, indeed, Eggs) as he is known to his friends, broke down when asked at a press conference for...

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