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Funny story: Pig catches politicians' 'flu

Pig catches politicians' 'flu

A pig in Shropshire, England, today became the first animal to catch the human illness of politicians' flu. The pandemic of politicians' 'flu has spread across the world in recent months, and scientists feared it was only a matter of time before a mu...

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Funny story: Politicians and parties renamed to reflect their real characters

Politicians and parties renamed to reflect their real characters

After yesterday's incident of a Liberal politician turning into an anagram, today saw many political figures and parties' names altered to reflect their real characters. Barack Obama became Black? Uh-Oh, Momma, Gordon Brown is now Goodbye, Yawn; David Cameron has been turned into Div The Boring One, and Hazel Blears is Hair's Ablaze. Alastair Darling, Starter At Stealing, The British Nationa...

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Funny story: UK Politicians United By Star Trek Project

UK Politicians United By Star Trek Project

In a move not seen since the dark days of World War Two, British political parties united in their desire to see the TheSpoof.com's Star Trek extravaganza collaboration conceived by BuckwheatsButt and championed by Jalapenoman The Movie to be produce...

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Funny story: Droolmule Counts Politicos' Verbiage

Droolmule Counts Politicos' Verbiage

Website droolmule carries word counts for prominent politicians. Readers have found a surprising verbal snapshot from the five most common words uttered by demagogues over the past few months. President Obama's five magic words, according to dr...

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Funny story: Politicians queue up for full face transplants.

Politicians queue up for full face transplants.

A leading French surgeon has just successfully completed a major operation in which a human face has been transplanted. Although many other countries have successfully completed partial transplants, this is the first time a complete face has been re...

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Funny story: New television series: "I'm a politician, get me out of here!"

New television series: "I'm a politician, get me out of here!"

TV bosses are debating on what to call a new show, should it be; "Second Homes?" or "My Little Empire?" or "At Your Expense?" They finally agreed on a name. Thus a new (reality) television series is to be broadcast later this summer called: "I'm a...

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Funny story: Prettypoly pill could become a reality for politicians

Prettypoly pill could become a reality for politicians

Research in India has suggested that a cheap five-in-one pill for politicians could become a reality soon. Taking the pill will reduce the risk of an MP fiddling his or her expenses, cut down the chances of claiming for more than two homes, and make...

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Funny story: How To Be A Successful Politician

How To Be A Successful Politician

According to a seminar on how to be a successful politician in America, sponsored by Bail-outs.us, U.S. politicians must know or do these 5 things ... Get elected If you want to get elected you have to say, or do, whatever it takes. It helps to disregard the facts, disregard the truth, disregard right and wrong, disregard what's good for the people you represent … and lie, lie, lie. Lying is...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown "Disappointed" At Election Result, May Resign

Gordon Brown "Disappointed" At Election Result, May Resign

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has said he is disappointed at this week's local election results, and is going to give members of the Cabinet "a piece of his mind" in the Commons next week. Later, he told his wife, Sarah,...

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Funny story: Time Traveller Appears In Nick Of Time

Time Traveller Appears In Nick Of Time

Citizens, politicians, scientists, and the press of the world were gathered today for a press conference in Toronto, Canada, to witness the arrival of a man claiming to be a time traveller.

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Funny story: Politicians Can Now Relax, Legally

Politicians Can Now Relax, Legally

Given the recent newsworthy sexual activities of James McGreevey, Eliot Spitzer, and David Paterson, politicians appear to have a great need for outlets for legal relaxation. There are some legal methods of working off excess job tension, a problem that seems especially relevant to today's political leaders.

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Funny story: Respected U.S. Senator Suggests State Governors Seek Illicit Sex or Go On Shopping Sprees!

Respected U.S. Senator Suggests State Governors Seek Illicit Sex or Go On Shopping Sprees!

You've had enough. I've had enough. It's now always in our faces! How many more sex scandals are ready to be divulged? "Governors, virtually all married, with no affairs under their belts, are just not with the program," says Pe...

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Funny story: New evidence of life from mars found!

New evidence of life from mars found!

Scientist today released a report which has said that they have conclusive proof of life from Mars. And apparently it's right under our noses.

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Funny story: "Houses of parliament the cause of global warming"

"Houses of parliament the cause of global warming"

Following the violent storms the UK has been experiencing. a team of leading meteorological scientists have released a report that says:...

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Funny story: 'Bigbullshit' Hits Internet

'Bigbullshit' Hits Internet

Babelfish, the translation service from Alta Vista is to launch an exciting new service in the summer that will help the global community of internet users.

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Funny story: Yes We Can invade Poland, says Obama

Yes We Can invade Poland, says Obama

Fears that a Fuhrer-like atmosphere is being created around Barack Obama have increased when he endorsed an armed invasion of Eastern Europe.

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Funny story: Ve Vant YOUR Blood!

Ve Vant YOUR Blood!

Jesus was the first to do it! He set an example for us all to follow - he gave his blood as an atoning sacrifice. Blood has many uses and although we shall never be call...

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