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Funny story: Political Correctness Gone Absolutely Mad

Political Correctness Gone Absolutely Mad

From our political correspondent - Rumblings of discontent have been detected from smokers and drinkers across the UK who enjoy their vices without fanfare, yet find themselves increasingly alienated from mainstream society by a bunch of wankers who...

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Funny story: Doublespeak and Political Correctness in the Obama Administration

Doublespeak and Political Correctness in the Obama Administration

Characters in 1984 (the famous George Orwell novel) were used to their government using "doublespeak," a form of changing the meaning of a word for their own purposes. The Obama administration has chosen to follow suit with this practice. In a re...

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Funny story: The Word "Cow" Deemed Politically Incorrect

The Word "Cow" Deemed Politically Incorrect

The Politically Correct Office of England and Wales has officially struck another word out of the dictionary: Cow. A spokesman for the PC Office claimed that vegetarians found this word offensive, along with quite a few other animal related words su...

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Funny story: Indian Politician to be honored with Doctorate Degree for personal abuse

Indian Politician to be honored with Doctorate Degree for personal abuse

Ancient India: In the capital of Ancient India, Patliputra, which is considered to be the seat of most famous modern city, a new doctorate thesis has been defended by current ex-Chief Minister of Bihar. Her Doctoral thesis topic was "How low and pers...

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Funny story: President Obama - an equal opportunity offender!

President Obama - an equal opportunity offender!

Los Angeles, CA - President Barack Obama offended many Americans the other night when speaking 'off the cuff' to 'Tonight Show' host, Jay Leno. When asked how he looked while bowling at the White House, the President stated, "It looks like the Speci...

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Funny story: "Virus rights" bombers jailed

"Virus rights" bombers jailed

Three activists were today jailed for the firebombing of a research facility in Cambridge which specialised in looking for a cure for AIDS. The activists were members of "Viruses, Infections And Germs' Rights Association" (VIAGRA), which is running a...

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Funny story: Politically correct language is environmentally destructive

Politically correct language is environmentally destructive

Due to a spate of boring publicity regarding Prince Harry, Carol Thatcher, Jonathon Ross and others using racist language, British journalists have declared their reticence to quote celebrities. The British Legion Of Writers Just Out of Brighton (...

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Funny story: Government to Introduce 'Cohesion' Laws

Government to Introduce 'Cohesion' Laws

Following the outcry over the Geert Wilders incident, the Government is to introduce new legislation to preserve social cohesion. Under the terms of the new legislation, to be announced today, all references to Christianity and Atheism are to be b...

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Funny story: UN: It's OK To Be Anti-Semitic... But Not Anti-Zionist

UN: It's OK To Be Anti-Semitic... But Not Anti-Zionist

After many months of debate the UN has finally announced that it is acceptable to be openly antisemitic, but at the cost of being openly anti-Zionist. A poll showed the majority of voters were in favour of sacrificing the ability to insult Israel...

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Funny story: Satan retires, goals achieved

Satan retires, goals achieved

After several thousand years of mayhem, soul snatching, temptation, morality compromising, lust induction, and being the supreme causative factor in moving people to lie, cheat, rape, steal, and murder, Satan has decided to call it quits. Satan, a...

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Funny story: Suicide becomes politically correct

Suicide becomes politically correct

Religious leaders, politicians, representatives of the mental health field, and candidates for suicide across the U.S. gathered this week to discuss the finer points, and techniques of suicide at a convention held in Detroit, Michigan. Those at t...

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Funny story: Politically Correct Insults

Politically Correct Insults

Ever want to call someone stupid, but want to do it in a way that is politically correct? Here are some great suggestions... * A few clowns short of a circus * A few fries short of a Happy Meal * An experiment in artificial stupidity * A few beers short of a six pack * Dumber than a box of hair * A few peas short of a casserole * Doesn't...

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Funny story: Political Correctness Goes Mad

Political Correctness Goes Mad

After many months of speculation about his increasingly fragile mental state, last night Political Correctness finally snapped and had to be detained under the Mental Health Act. Passers-by in London's Piccadilly Circus were alerted to the errati...

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Funny story: How to speak about men and be politically correct

How to speak about men and be politically correct

He does not have a beer gut - He has developed a liquid grain storage facility He is not a bad dancer - He is overly Caucasian. He does not get lost all the time - He investigates alternative destinations. He is not balding - He is in follicle regression. He does not act like a total ass - He develops a case of rectal-cranial inversion. It's not his crack you see hanging out of hi...

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Funny story: How to speak about women and be politcally correct

How to speak about women and be politcally correct

She is not a babe or a chick - She is a breasted American. She is not easy - She is horizontally accessible. She is not a dumb blonde - She is a light-haired detour off the information superhighway. She has not been around - She is a previously-enjoyed companion. She does not nag you - She becomes verbally repetitive. She is not a two-bit hooker - She is a low cost provider.

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Funny story: The Word Chocolate Deemed TOO Offensive by European Union.

The Word Chocolate Deemed TOO Offensive by European Union.

Following the comments made on an old video made by Prince Harry, while serving in the British Army as a cadet Officer at Sandhurst, the word 'Chocolate' is now considered to be TOO offensive by the European Union. Do-gooders in Brussels have said; "...

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Funny story: BBC acts over Light-Skinned Doll

BBC acts over Light-Skinned Doll

The BBC is to replace a doll based on the Slutsy Mutsy character from the Topsy-Turvey TV show 'Up yer Garden Path' following complaints it is too light-skinned, or as one irate West Indian caller aptly phrased it: 'Jest too Honky'. A BBC Openwid...

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