Despite unwed mothers littering the landscape with bastards doomed to grow up without parental guidance and family discipline, UK ministers have decided to turn their attention to dog owners, proposing 'competency' exams similar to 'driving theory t...
More shocking controversy today as yet another sports presenter has been benched for making unflattering remarks about female colleague's on air attire. The suspension of popular, but balding, ESPN 'Pardon the Interruption' host Tony Kornheiser...
The US Embassy today upgraded their Tourist Alert to "Ridiculous" from "Slightly Amusing" today, as the assault against common sense continued to threaten UK-US relations. According to a spokesman from the Embassy the upgrade became necessary afte...
In this day and age, it so very important to protect the feelings and well being of persons who may or may not be affected by the verbal or written representation of speech. It is common to refer to a person whose melanin rating is higher than Caucasian as an African-American. To be fair, we need to make sure to refer to Caucasians of European descent as Euro-Americans and those persons from As...
T.J. McCorkle, special events chairman for the T-Bagger Convention to be held February, 2010, in Nashville has announced a major all day event for the conventioneers. "Make Fun Of A Cripple Day, will be a fun day for all" said McCorkle. "We will...
WASHINGTON DC - White house press secretary Hairy Hiney today announced that the war department, aka defense department, would be renamed as the Honor Killing department in deference to political correctness. It is felt that this will draw a mor...
A small group of British chidren wended their cautious way along the path to the peak of Mount Snowdon, shepherded by a party of mountain leaders, teachers and welfare specialists. Tommy (12), the designated leader of the junior group, was entrust...
Peanut Brittle, GA/ More News from The Nut - Former President 'Jimmie' Carter continued his crusade against Racism today when he came out strongly against Retail Economic Recovery, saying traditional 'January White Sales ' only encourage underlying...
Consumer News/ New Products for Niche Markets - A speciality ice cream company in the rural outback of Pennslyania, long noted for their political activism, has brought to the market a new flavour catering to the same sex marriage crowd. "Daddy, D...
From our political correspondent - Rumblings of discontent have been detected from smokers and drinkers across the UK who enjoy their vices without fanfare, yet find themselves increasingly alienated from mainstream society by a bunch of wankers who...
Characters in 1984 (the famous George Orwell novel) were used to their government using "doublespeak," a form of changing the meaning of a word for their own purposes. The Obama administration has chosen to follow suit with this practice. In a re...
The Politically Correct Office of England and Wales has officially struck another word out of the dictionary: Cow. A spokesman for the PC Office claimed that vegetarians found this word offensive, along with quite a few other animal related words su...
Ancient India: In the capital of Ancient India, Patliputra, which is considered to be the seat of most famous modern city, a new doctorate thesis has been defended by current ex-Chief Minister of Bihar. Her Doctoral thesis topic was "How low and pers...
Los Angeles, CA - President Barack Obama offended many Americans the other night when speaking 'off the cuff' to 'Tonight Show' host, Jay Leno. When asked how he looked while bowling at the White House, the President stated, "It looks like the Speci...
Three activists were today jailed for the firebombing of a research facility in Cambridge which specialised in looking for a cure for AIDS. The activists were members of "Viruses, Infections And Germs' Rights Association" (VIAGRA), which is running a...
Due to a spate of boring publicity regarding Prince Harry, Carol Thatcher, Jonathon Ross and others using racist language, British journalists have declared their reticence to quote celebrities. The British Legion Of Writers Just Out of Brighton (...
Following the outcry over the Geert Wilders incident, the Government is to introduce new legislation to preserve social cohesion. Under the terms of the new legislation, to be announced today, all references to Christianity and Atheism are to be b...
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