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Funny story: NC Pirate Musuem Opens to Record Crowds Due to Hysteria Over "Below Decks" Saga Featured on The Spoof!

NC Pirate Musuem Opens to Record Crowds Due to Hysteria Over "Below Decks" Saga Featured on The Spoof!

Raleigh, NC/ Chamber of Commerce News Alert - In the biggest stimulus to the faltering North Carolina economy, a long planned Pirate Museum opened this week in Raleigh, to enthusiastic crowds spurred on by the unprecedented success of a Pirate Saga...

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Funny story: Furore As Long John Silver Turns Down 'Below Decks' Segment

Furore As Long John Silver Turns Down 'Below Decks' Segment

The refusal of the most famous pirate in the world, Long John Silver, to contribute a segment to the Spoof.com's collaborative exercise, 'Below Decks' has sparked Global outrage. Long John Silver has isolated himself in his Caribbean home since Su...

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Funny story: Pirate Spoof Writer Wards off Real Life Pirates in Home Invasion!

Pirate Spoof Writer Wards off Real Life Pirates in Home Invasion!

Myrtle Beach, SC / Waccamaw Times - In a potentially tragic spinoff to what had been real life success, a failed home invasion is now the talk of this golfing/retirement community when real life pirates attempted a bizarre robbery/kidnap plot at...

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Funny story: Keira Knightley Quite Fancies Threesome With Spoof Writers Morse and BuckwheatsButt - Allegedly

Keira Knightley Quite Fancies Threesome With Spoof Writers Morse and BuckwheatsButt - Allegedly

London, England - High cheekboned actress Keira Knightley, leading lady in the legendary Hollywood saga, 'Pirates Of The Caribbean' tonight agreed to a second interview with a spoof writer following a rather embarrassing incident when a previous inte...

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Funny story: 'Below Decks' Writers In Hiding As Media Circus Swoops On Spoofers

'Below Decks' Writers In Hiding As Media Circus Swoops On Spoofers

A number of writers for satirical website TheSpoof.com were forced to go into hiding today in order to escape frenzied media interest in their latest contribution to popular culture, 'Below Decks' a serial about pirates posted on the popular website'...

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Funny story: Keira Knightley 'Blown Away' By Spoof Pirate Saga

Keira Knightley 'Blown Away' By Spoof Pirate Saga

Hollywood leading lady, Keira Knightley, out of 'Pirates Of The Caribbean' today told this Spoof reporter that she was 'blown away' by a series of short stories posted on the hitherto much maligned TheSpoof.com magazine section. The English rose t...

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Funny story: Below Decks: Chapter 4 - The Best Laid Plans

Below Decks: Chapter 4 - The Best Laid Plans

Below Decks Chapter 4: The Best Laid Plans Recap: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three Madame Piebottom, the sole sibling of Horatio Hornblower, sat on the floor of ship's brig with her back against the wall, both literally and figurativly. A raging battle was going on only a couple hundred feet above her, yet she barely noticed the explosions of the canons, the screams of dying...

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Funny story: Below Decks, Chapter 2 "We'd Have Been Better Off With A Dog At The Wheel"

Below Decks, Chapter 2 "We'd Have Been Better Off With A Dog At The Wheel"

CHAPTER 2 We'd Have Been Better Off With A Dog At The Wheel Recap: Chapter One Before I tell you what is going on with the little cliffhanger situation we're in now (Skoob trying to steer a boat for the first time), maybe I'd better give you a little back story. My name is Hal A. Peno and I'm a CPA. Certified Public Accountant. I wanted to be on Wall Street fighting against corporate r...

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Funny story: American Pirates Story Set To Run And Run

American Pirates Story Set To Run And Run

It's been trumpeted as the most ambitious project ever undertaken by a group of writers, but US based spoofologist, Morse, is convinced he's on to a winner. "It's basically a story about pirates, which top spoof writers will write on a segment by...

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Funny story: "Below Decks" - Chapter One: Prelude to Battle

"Below Decks" - Chapter One: Prelude to Battle

Brief Introduction by the Admiralty: 3 March, 1815 0640 hours Colony Time This rollicking tale is completely unscripted by the ribald , more than slightly demented, crew of the Spoof. It will be a compilation of a series of chapters, the number of which has yet to be determined, as the entire crew has yet to muster aboard, most likely still ashore awash in rum, and partaking of the fleshly...

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Funny story: Hollywood Moguls Beat A Path To Spoof Writer Morse's Door To Buy Up Rights To Pirate Story

Hollywood Moguls Beat A Path To Spoof Writer Morse's Door To Buy Up Rights To Pirate Story

Spoof writer, Morse, may have bitten off more than he can chew today when he agreed to kickstart a Spoof writers extravaganza with his pirate story concept. Hollywood producers have been knocking the shit out of Morse's front door in a bid to secu...

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Funny story: Somalia Pirates Receive Bounty, Fight Between Themselves

Somalia Pirates Receive Bounty, Fight Between Themselves

Five Somali pirates were drowned at sea yesterday when a wave washed off their getaway boat as they squabbled over how to split their $3 million bounty they had just received from Saudi Arabia. The ransom had been paid to the pirates to end the w...

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Funny story: Somali Pirates New Year's Resolution: Time to Sink or Swim! OOPS!

Somali Pirates New Year's Resolution: Time to Sink or Swim! OOPS!

Mogadishu, Somalia - Despite being patient for 2 months waiting for a ransom to be delivered, when the payoff came, Somali Pirates couldn't wait to row ashore and run to the nearest Cadillac Escalade dealership to cash in with a new ride! As a res...

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Funny story: Somali pirates unfurl Jolly Roger

Somali pirates unfurl Jolly Roger

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a blatant act of defiance, many of the Somali pirates cruising the Gulf of Aden have taken to flying the so-called "Jolly Roger," a black flag with skull and crossbones often identified with pirate stereotypes. They have also t...

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Funny story: World Leaders Unite Against Root Cause of Terror

World Leaders Unite Against Root Cause of Terror

Testosterone, Italy - At a hastily arranged global summit in the wake of mounting terrorist activities, world leaders today announced a unified plan of action to combat the root cause of terrorism. Barack Obama, the American President-elect, s...

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Funny story: Somali Pirates Hit Cruise Liner

Somali Pirates Hit Cruise Liner

A cruise liner has reported that they have been boarded by Somali pirates and that several of their passengers have been pushed into the swimming pool, had water splashed into their faces and that one fat pirate did a cannonball that nearly cleared t...

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Funny story: Hollywood studios reject 'Pirates of Somalia' movie proposal, allege filmmakers

Hollywood studios reject 'Pirates of Somalia' movie proposal, allege filmmakers

The makers the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' movie series have alleged that Hollywood studios have rejected their proposal to make a new movie based on recent piracy incidents off the Somalian coast to be titled "Pirates of Somalia" According to dire...

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