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Funny story: West Berkshire Council : Bring on the Bacon!

West Berkshire Council : Bring on the Bacon!

West Berkshire Council today ran out of road salt for the roads around Newbury, and resorted to a novel solution - vehicles fitted with tyres made solely from bacon. 'The bacon ploughs have been designed to get through the toughest conditions,' sa...

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Funny story: Nadal's Throat Is A Bay Of Pig

Nadal's Throat Is A Bay Of Pig

Tennis Superstar Rafael Nadal has revealed the secret agony that has afflicted him since breaking on the Tennis scene in 2005; he has a tiny pig lodged in his throat. The Majorcan Maestro,22,from Majorca shocked the Tennis and Pig world this morni...

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Funny story: Human Sow Drops a Litter of Eight with Six Already in the Brood

Human Sow Drops a Litter of Eight with Six Already in the Brood

The usually limit on litters in the animal kingdom is about eight. Normally this may come after previous broods but that usually means the previous offspring are off on their own. A Los Angeles mammal with the help of fertility experts from Frankenst...

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Funny story: Man Teaches Pig to Speak English

Man Teaches Pig to Speak English

Aberdeen - Local farmer Miles McDonough claims to be the first person in the world to teach a pig to speak English. Mr. McDonough made his claim on the weekend at the Jolly Friar Pub. Alec Goodwin from Guinness was there to certify the event a world...

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Funny story: Pigs Discovered To Be Grunting In French

Pigs Discovered To Be Grunting In French

Scientists working on a study in France have discovered that pigs in their experiments were not just making grunting sounds, but were actually speaking a little-used dialect from the area where they live! The extensive study, to examine the scient...

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Funny story: Irish Pork is Pig Meat

Irish Pork is Pig Meat

DUBLIN, Idaho - Sausage meat that ended up in animal feed could force farmers to destroy 10 pigs or goats, safety officials said Tomorrow as the Dublin Union advised that Indian restaurants did not need to ban Irish chicken. The Bus Safety Authori...

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Funny story: Morten Andersen Quits Due To Lack Of Bacon

Morten Andersen Quits Due To Lack Of Bacon

The Atlanta Falcons' kicker, Morten Andersen, the NFL's all-time leading scorer, has retired at the age of 48, an early casualty of the Irish Pork Crisis. The Danish kicker, who scored 2,544 points in a 25-year career, played for Atlanta in the p...

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Funny story: Pork Shortage Forecast As Irish Pigs Refuse To Eat Their Dinners

Pork Shortage Forecast As Irish Pigs Refuse To Eat Their Dinners

Crisis on the Emerald Isle this evening, as millions of pigs in Ireland claimed that the feed they are given is of a very poor quality indeed. One pig said: "It's effing swill!" At Mick Farm in Co. Donegal, several thousand pigs staged a pro...

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Funny story: Millions Flee Ireland in Pork Famine

Millions Flee Ireland in Pork Famine

County Downwind, Ireland - This lush Irish countryside, once brown as far as the eye could see with pig farms, now lies empty and desolate in the wake of the recent devastating tainted pork recall. The Irish government has acted quickly to recall...

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Funny story: Dodgy Irish Pork Behind Royal Swine Fever Attack

Dodgy Irish Pork Behind Royal Swine Fever Attack

London - (Royal Ass Mess): Toxic behavior by the lard-arsed Duchess of Pork's Provisional IRA pals may be behind the Queen sickening according to Palace medical sources. HM the Puppet Monarch was quarantined on Saturday night after a rasher (sic)...

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Funny story: Dead Pigs to Aid Plods Solve Murders

Dead Pigs to Aid Plods Solve Murders

Bored anoraks at Staffordshire University's Silly Science department at Stoke-on-Pork have been using dead pigs and geophysics to develop research that could help police find the buried remains of murder victims in unmarked graves faster after it was...

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Funny story: Pigs Start To Fly!

Pigs Start To Fly!

The Rockefeller's, Rothschild's and the few other secretive elite banking families that privately own nearly all the central banks, federal reserves and other such institutions that most 'peons' thought were run by their governments, are today planni...

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Funny story: Good news as scientists create wondrous economic breakthrough

Good news as scientists create wondrous economic breakthrough

The world's financial markets breathed a sigh of relief when Professor Hugh Jarse revealed his latest creation. "By injecting genes from a bank safe into a pig foetus I have managed to create actual 'Piggy Banks'." said Professor Jarse. "You ca...

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Funny story: Obama Apologizes for Pig Lipstick Remark

Obama Apologizes for Pig Lipstick Remark

Barack Obama expressed "sincere regret" today over his controversial remark about putting lipstick on a pig. After substantial criticism that his joke was an inappropriate statement about Sarah Palin, Obama explained that he "never intended to offend...

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Funny story: Obama Comment Enrages Hog Farmers

Obama Comment Enrages Hog Farmers

(Greenville, NC) Local hog farmers here are outraged by Senator Obama's latest comments comparing Sarah Palin to pig by saying "You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig" in reference to her. According to a Wilbur Suskind, spokesman f...

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Funny story: The Muppets Reprised...Miss Piggy is Back and She's a Democrat!

The Muppets Reprised...Miss Piggy is Back and She's a Democrat!

Hollywood,Ca./SF Times - Hold on to your Gonads, Kermit, the Voracious Miss Piggy is back, and she's as Horny as ever and ready to jump your bones and whup your ass! Miss Pigathius "Piggy" Lee, star of the 70's-80's TV show The Muppets, announced...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton & The Lipsticked Pig

Bill Clinton & The Lipsticked Pig

Advice Bill Clinton Should Have Received Before Assuming The Presidency "You can put lipstick on a pig, But she's still a pig" Is a lesson Moms to their sons Should be teaching. Had Bill Clinton Heard this advice Before meeting Monica There would have been No impeaching. The End...

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