The breakdown of the Jordan/Peter Andre marriage which rocked the showbiz fraternity yesterday was given an added twist today when a clearly distraught Pete was seen outside the family residence pleading to be granted custody of one of Jordan's breas...
Peter Andre and Jordan have split up after four years of marriage and hilariously have called for privacy. Holding a press conference in their underwear the pair of privacy dodging celebrities asked reporters to respect their privacy as they allo...
Katie Price told reporters today she has left Peter Andre. The former pneumatic 'Page 3' girl, 30, and the 'has been' singer, 36, who found love in I was Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here! made the shock announcement this afternoon. The couple ha...
It was bound to happen. Jordan, and husband Peter Andre have announced that they are to split up. The couple met on TV reality show 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here' which was set in a jungle somewhere in Australia, which was set up by Ant and Dec...
Surprise London Marathon winner Peter Andre has been exposed as a cheat only days after claiming the men's crown. Many people raised eyebrows at the sight of the former one hit wonder crossing the line ahead of such marathon greats as Samuel Winj...
Katie Price, aka 'Jordan', has startled her fans and millions of 'laptop wankers', by emerging from her latest round of plastic surgery in Los Angeles with one tit bigger than the other. Price, who is married to that Peter Andre, had the tit-enlar...
Aussie pop star Peter Andre has launched his own brand of spray on tan. Andre, a close follower of the career of Wham's Andrew Ridgeley said: 'The world needs more ranges of spray on tans. I know that it is not the same as a proper tan, you know,...
Womens magazines "Reveal" and "Closer" have made the shock announcement that they will not be featuring Jordan (Model with formerly big tits and perma-tan) on the front covers of next week editions.
Jordan finally cracked with her spouse's childish behaviour and tantrums last week according to a reliable source.
Peter Andre lost his libel action in the High Court yesterday.
Katie Price, the wife of tiny little Australian singer Peter Andre, has released another batch of books she has been busy writing, just in time for Christmas, and those all-important stocking fillers...
Pop star Peter Andre and his buxom wife Katie Price, pronounced J-O-R-D-A-N, have named their wonderful new bouncing baby girl Princess Tiaamii.
Massive breasted Jordan aka Katie Price and Peter Andre aka Aussie Twat have exclaimed their joy at the second welcome edition to their family this week, with the birth of daughter "Chlamydia Crystal Moondog Bush Tucker Trial".
Peter Andre the sickly faced playmate of inflatable model Jordan has been discharged from hospital.
Katie Price has returned home from hospital today after doctors advised her that Peter Andre's brain scan showed no chance of any brain damage- in fact they failed to detect a brain at all.
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