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Funny story: Katie and Peter split

Katie and Peter split

A major editorial in the Cheam Courier has explained the split between Katie and Peter in more detail. It would seem that Katie and Peter Smith had gone to their local gastropub for Sunday night dinner. Peter ordered a chilli con carne and was und...

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Funny story: Jordan And Katie Price To Divorce

Jordan And Katie Price To Divorce

There was no shock or astonishment yesterday, when it was announced that well-known author, Katie Price, and Jordan, the celebrity TV model with big tits, are to divorce. The news came as no surprise to those in the media. Jordan told reporters...

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Funny story: Heartbroken Pete Pleads For Custody Of One Breast

Heartbroken Pete Pleads For Custody Of One Breast

The breakdown of the Jordan/Peter Andre marriage which rocked the showbiz fraternity yesterday was given an added twist today when a clearly distraught Pete was seen outside the family residence pleading to be granted custody of one of Jordan's breas...

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Funny story: Peter Andre and Jordan predictably split up - no-one surprised!

Peter Andre and Jordan predictably split up - no-one surprised!

Peter Andre and Jordan have split up after four years of marriage and hilariously have called for privacy. Holding a press conference in their underwear the pair of privacy dodging celebrities asked reporters to respect their privacy as they allo...

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Funny story: Katie Price and Peter Andre to split up

Katie Price and Peter Andre to split up

Katie Price told reporters today she has left Peter Andre. The former pneumatic 'Page 3' girl, 30, and the 'has been' singer, 36, who found love in I was Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here! made the shock announcement this afternoon. The couple ha...

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Funny story: Jungle Based Romances Destined To Fail

Jungle Based Romances Destined To Fail

It was bound to happen. Jordan, and husband Peter Andre have announced that they are to split up. The couple met on TV reality show 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here' which was set in a jungle somewhere in Australia, which was set up by Ant and Dec...

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Funny story: Roller Blade Marathon Cheat Andre Exposed

Roller Blade Marathon Cheat Andre Exposed

Surprise London Marathon winner Peter Andre has been exposed as a cheat only days after claiming the men's crown. Many people raised eyebrows at the sight of the former one hit wonder crossing the line ahead of such marathon greats as Samuel Winj...

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Funny story: Katie Price Has One Tit Bigger Than The Other

Katie Price Has One Tit Bigger Than The Other

Katie Price, aka 'Jordan', has startled her fans and millions of 'laptop wankers', by emerging from her latest round of plastic surgery in Los Angeles with one tit bigger than the other. Price, who is married to that Peter Andre, had the tit-enlar...

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Funny story: Peter Andre's spray on tan

Peter Andre's spray on tan

Aussie pop star Peter Andre has launched his own brand of spray on tan. Andre, a close follower of the career of Wham's Andrew Ridgeley said: 'The world needs more ranges of spray on tans. I know that it is not the same as a proper tan, you know,...

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Funny story: Jordan's career nosedive.

Jordan's career nosedive.

Womens magazines "Reveal" and "Closer" have made the shock announcement that they will not be featuring Jordan (Model with formerly big tits and perma-tan) on the front covers of next week editions.

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Funny story: Andre lands up in playpen after tantrum

Andre lands up in playpen after tantrum

Jordan finally cracked with her spouse's childish behaviour and tantrums last week according to a reliable source.

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Funny story: Peter Andre Loses Libel Action

Peter Andre Loses Libel Action

Peter Andre lost his libel action in the High Court yesterday.

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Funny story: Katie Price Writes Some More Crap Books

Katie Price Writes Some More Crap Books

Katie Price, the wife of tiny little Australian singer Peter Andre, has released another batch of books she has been busy writing, just in time for Christmas, and those all-important stocking fillers...

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Funny story: Mr & Mrs Andre Name Their Daughter

Mr & Mrs Andre Name Their Daughter

Pop star Peter Andre and his buxom wife Katie Price, pronounced J-O-R-D-A-N, have named their wonderful new bouncing baby girl Princess Tiaamii.

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Funny story: Jordan and Peter Drop Another Sprog

Jordan and Peter Drop Another Sprog

Massive breasted Jordan aka Katie Price and Peter Andre aka Aussie Twat have exclaimed their joy at the second welcome edition to their family this week, with the birth of daughter "Chlamydia Crystal Moondog Bush Tucker Trial".

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Funny story: Peter Andre in brain scare

Peter Andre in brain scare

Peter Andre the sickly faced playmate of inflatable model Jordan has been discharged from hospital.

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Funny story: Peter Andre Brain Scan- No Worries for Jordan

Peter Andre Brain Scan- No Worries for Jordan

Katie Price has returned home from hospital today after doctors advised her that Peter Andre's brain scan showed no chance of any brain damage- in fact they failed to detect a brain at all.

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