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Funny story: The Isle of Wight to ban the use of the words 'penis' and 'vagina'

The Isle of Wight to ban the use of the words 'penis' and 'vagina'

Adult residents of the Isle of Wight are moving, quickly, towards removing the words 'penis' and 'vagina' from use on the Isle. Islanders are tired of their children Googling the words and looking up You Tube videos with the two words in the title...

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Funny story: Wife Crazy Glues Weiner To Bed So He Can't Pole Vault Out Without Arousing Her

Wife Crazy Glues Weiner To Bed So He Can't Pole Vault Out Without Arousing Her

THE WEINER REPORT: Huma Abedin and Representative Anthony Weiner were married in the garden of Oheka Castle on Long Island in a ceremony officiated by President William Jefferson Clinton approximately 11 months ago. Huma, who is a long time aid to...

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Funny story: Top Judge gives Cockney 'life' for small willy joke.

Top Judge gives Cockney 'life' for small willy joke.

A petty crook has been sent to prison for life after belittling a Judge's manhood. Willy Scrote, of Hampton Wick, had originally received a "modest fine" for exposing himself in front of the Royal Box at Ascot on Ladies' Day. The jurors were to...

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Funny story: China boy 'sells kidney for iPad'

China boy 'sells kidney for iPad'

A teenager in China has sold one of his kidneys in order to buy an iPad 2, Chinese media report. The 17-year-old, identified only as Little Zheng, told a local TV station he had arranged the sale of the kidney over the internet. However, in a m...

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Funny story: Amazon tribe has no word for "cock"

Amazon tribe has no word for "cock"

Scientists have discovered a remote tribe in the Brazilian rainforest who have no word to describe the male genitalia. The Dingaling tribe were only discovered in the 1970s and Brazilian linguists have been living amongst them for the last few years...

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Funny story: Confessions of Spoof Writer Lady Godiva-including her aversion to the word 'tits' but not to the word penis.

Confessions of Spoof Writer Lady Godiva-including her aversion to the word 'tits' but not to the word penis.

Spoof Writer Lady Godiva recently confessed that she has an absolute dislike for the word 'tits'. She can say, arse, fart, penis and other stuff but hates saying 'tits'. This came to her notice (she hadn't thought about it before) when she accepted the role of 'Mavis', the lead in a local amateur production of the stage play, "Steppin' Out". Lady G. worked hard to teach the non-tap dancing...

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Funny story: Another Prick In The Wall

Another Prick In The Wall

A man in his 40's has been charged for indecent exposure and disturbing the peace, following a truly bizarre incident, yesterday afternoon. Mr. Kunst, a German National visiting the UK, was spotted appearing to engage in a sex act upon a hole in a...

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Funny story: Steven Tyler's Penis to Replace J.Lo on American Idol

Steven Tyler's Penis to Replace J.Lo on American Idol

The hat is off the jimmy: Aerosmith's singer Steven Tyler's penis will become the second judge on American Idol next season, once Latina meatbag Jennifer Lopez is unceremoniously fired at the end of this season. "My soldier is makin' a move," said...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton Admits She Fancies American NFL Quarterback Tony Romo

Pippa Middleton Admits She Fancies American NFL Quarterback Tony Romo

Pippa Middleton, the 27 year old younger sister of Princess Kate Middleton Windsor, has admitted to having an attraction to an American Football Player. Pippa rose to fame at her sister's wedding to Princess William due to her role as Maid of Honour...

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Funny story: Gay Man Fondles Cock On Bus

Gay Man Fondles Cock On Bus

A passenger on a bus in Manchester has told of the moment he had his cock fondled on a bus by another passenger who turned out to be a rampant homosexualist. Tony Ringworm, 26, was travelling home from Manchester city centre towards his home in Ur...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber causes medical emergency by talking about his penis

Justin Bieber causes medical emergency by talking about his penis

Teenage heart and other bodily area throbber Justin Bieber has got himself into a spot of bother with hordes of screaming girls as a result of his witterings on the stage of the O2 White Elephant arena in London. He was attempting to demonstrate t...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert Penis Mishap on Stage Blamed on Wardrobe

Adam Lambert Penis Mishap on Stage Blamed on Wardrobe

Adam Lambert has sent out word this morning that last night's incident while he was performing before a live audience in New Jersey was a complete fluke. According to a spokesman, the sudden flip-out of the glitter rock artist's penis during the f...

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Funny story: Woman leads Partner by Penis

Woman leads Partner by Penis

A French couple have been arrested in a Carcassonne street and have been charged with public indecency. This was because the 63 year old Marie Antoinette was leading 40 year old Alexandre Dumas along the street by a leash attached to his penis. Th...

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Funny story: Nashville, Tennessee Woman Finds Human Penis in Sandwich!

Nashville, Tennessee Woman Finds Human Penis in Sandwich!

Judy Dale Willoughby of the Rivergate area in Nashville has filed a suit against Pecker's Fresh Chicken in the Rivergate Mall after biting down on her chicken sandwich and pulling a "tough piece" out and finding that it was a penis. "I was never s...

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Funny story: Grandma dies of heart attack after penis pictures appear on iPhone

Grandma dies of heart attack after penis pictures appear on iPhone

An 85year old Seattle area grandmother died of a heart attack Tuesday after receiving an anonymous email of an erect penis. Family members say they bought her the new phone after she accidentally flushed hers down the toilet during a family party.

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Funny story: Gay rodents in NY jails love biting inmates penis!

Gay rodents in NY jails love biting inmates penis!

The case of a coloured prisoner having his penis bitten by a rodent whilst in the NY slammer called Nassau is causing a sensation in the US. The prisoner, Peter Solomon, claims he was sleeping when a "gay" rodent jumped out of his matress and star...

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Funny story: First Annual Dick Convention to be Held

First Annual Dick Convention to be Held

Dallas - The Dicks are coming - thousands of them. Dallas will host the First Annual Dick Convention in June. "It's all about showing off our Dicks," said event spokesman Dick Heart. The convention will feature speeches from prominent Dick...

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