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Funny story: Heather "The Ice Princess" Mills Says She'll Win "Dancing On Ice"

Heather "The Ice Princess" Mills Says She'll Win "Dancing On Ice"

EAST SUSSEX, England - Speaking from her palatial home, Heather Mills, ex-wife of Beatle Paul McCartney said that she has been practicing eight hours a day in preparation for her participation on the ITV celebrity skating contest Dancing On Ice Th...

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Funny story: Heather Mills To Perform On Dancing On Ice

Heather Mills To Perform On Dancing On Ice

LONDON - Sir Paul McCartney's ex-wife Heather Mills has just announced that she will be performing on the upcoming edition of Dancing On Ice. Ms. Mills, was married to McCartney for six years and, received a divorce settlement of 24.3 million poun...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney Agrees To Record An Album With Yoko Ono

Paul McCartney Agrees To Record An Album With Yoko Ono

LONDON - Sir Paul McCartney has agreed to record an album with Yoko Ono, wife of his ex-Beatles bandmate John Lennon. McCartney who is a world-renowned animal rights activist, peace activist, and crumpets activist said that he and Ms. Ono have sai...

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Funny story: Pale Maccabee's new single released

Pale Maccabee's new single released

Former Bleatle Sir Pale Maccabee today released his latest song 'Feed My Ego Til I'm 94', and here are the lyrics: 'When I got older losing my fame Many years ago Was I reduced to a media pantomime Endless plugs enough to drive you to wine If I've been out of the news for 3 days Would you mind at all Will the press feed my Will the TV feed my Ego til I'm 94? Richo got older too So...

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Funny story: Early Paul McCartney Writings Discovered In Liverpool

Early Paul McCartney Writings Discovered In Liverpool

A chance discovery in a Liverpool library recently has revealed that Paul McCartney's talent for writing was winning him prizes when he was just 10 years of age, though for an essay about the queen, rather than a hit song, although it could qualify a...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney's Schoolboy phalic symbol found etched in wooden desk 52 years on

Paul McCartney's Schoolboy phalic symbol found etched in wooden desk 52 years on

The developing imagination of Sir Paul McCartney has been revealed by the chance find of a schoolboy phalic symbol found etched in a wooden desk found in storage at the young Beatles former grammar school. Former teacher Derek Digby said "it's cle...

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Funny story: That Paul McCartney essay in full

That Paul McCartney essay in full

'Today, April the fFirst 1953, sees the glorious coronation of that remarkable and mind-bogglingly talented and famous English leader, yes, of course I mean me. From my humble beginnings of being unable to write anything but three-chord songs that a 10-year old could, I'm still writing 3 chord-songs that a 10 year-yodellayhehoo could. And how I managed to add all them classical riffs and licks...

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Funny story: McCartney coronation essay 'a modern Dead Sea Scrolls spoof'

McCartney coronation essay 'a modern Dead Sea Scrolls spoof'

Liverpool - (Grateful Dead See Trolls): "Of course it's a spoof," chief librarian Dr Wille Dustjacket said today, "we reckon someone must have planted it for a bit of a laugh, right?" The Liverpool Central Library archivist says the 1953 essay by...

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Funny story: Former Beatle interviewed in Brian Jones pool plunge mystery?

Former Beatle interviewed in Brian Jones pool plunge mystery?

Sussex - (Sticky Fingers Mess): Not on your nellie. That's the verdict of gold-digging vegan fanaticist Heather Mills' former divorce lawyers who reckoned their client was so barmy that they wouldn't touch her fantasy claims about Brian Jones' 1969...

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Funny story: Heather Mills Bares Teeth At Sir Paul McCartney Once Again

Heather Mills Bares Teeth At Sir Paul McCartney Once Again

Heather Mills, whom everyone knows lost a leg in a motorcycle accident, was recently turned down for a special parking permit in New York City. When questioned, New York officials stated that parking space is very hard to get in New York City, no...

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Funny story: Jacko's Just Jealous

Jacko's Just Jealous

LOS ANGELES, CA, USA Psychic spoon-bender and full-time Michael Jackson pimp Uri Gellar clarified the reasons for Jackson's thinly veiled hostility to one-time friend Sir Paul McCartney which culminated in Jacko appropriating the Beatles' catalog be...

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Funny story: Ringo Wings Paul McCartney in Dual in the Desert

Ringo Wings Paul McCartney in Dual in the Desert

Las Vegas, Nv. - Former Beatles Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr were in town for a celebrity charity poker match to benefit down on their luck silver haired roadies when police said events got out of hand Tuesday at the Mirage casino. In the fina...

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Funny story: Vegetarians behind 99% of greenhouse gases

Vegetarians behind 99% of greenhouse gases

London - (Methane Ass Mess): Killer global warming emissions from bean-guzzling, flesh-eschewing, veggie-nutters like Paul McCartney are melting more glaciers and displacing more polar bears/Emperor King penguins than the entire combined exhausts' ou...

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Funny story: Sir Paul McCartney Battles With Rush Limbaugh Over Going Meatless

Sir Paul McCartney Battles With Rush Limbaugh Over Going Meatless

Sir Paul McCartney has been joined by his daughters Mary and Stella McCartney, Yoko Ono, Moby, Kate Bosworth and others as he launched his Meat Free Mondays campaign, that's already being protested by butchers everywhere. "It's hard enough to make...

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Funny story: Sir Paul McCartney To Do Star Benefit Concerts

Sir Paul McCartney To Do Star Benefit Concerts

Sir Paul McCartney is set to do three shows next month, July 2009, at the new Citi Field stadium for the New York Mets, according to his publicist, George Anderson. The former Beatle will be the first concert to rock the new stadium after performing...

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Funny story: Jonas Brothers Get Advice From Paul McCartney

Jonas Brothers Get Advice From Paul McCartney

After having some time alone for a couple of weeks, Joe Jonas had the idea to try to call up Sir Paul McCartney to see if they could to get a fresh look at the ideas they have been seriously considering, the number one being splitting up the group, a...

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Funny story: Beatles reunion marred by crap songs

Beatles reunion marred by crap songs

Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr performed together last night in a New York concert ruined by poor songs. The two remaining Beatles sung Hey Jude, I Am The Walrus, and a new composition by Ringo entitled 'Aviva, Aviva', a politically motivated son...

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