LONDON - One of Great Britain's top rated shows Dancing On Ice has proven that ice, celebrities, and music do go well together. The shows producer Burgess Willowhouse has stated that this years edition promises to be the best one yet. Willowhou...
LIVERPOOL, England - Joe McElderry was in Liverpool visiting his maternal grandmother Effie Chipinham when he received a phone call asking him what he thought about Paul McCartney saying that he wanted to record a song with him. Joe appeared stunn...
LONDON - Heather Mills, the ex-wife of Sir Paul McCartney, will be one of 14 celebrity contestants competing in the 2010 edition of Dancing On Ice. Mills received £24.3 million [$37.7 million U.S.] in her divorce settlement from the former Beatle.
LONDON - Ex-Beatles member Paul McCartney stated that in the battle between Rage Against The Machine vs. Joe McElderry to see who will have the number one song in England on Christmas Day he is rooting for the Band from America. McCartney who appe...
Heather Mills, the former Mrs. Paul McCartney, told reporters yesterday that the winner in the one-legged ass-kicking contest was she. "I got over $20 million in the settlement despite Sir Paul having most of the public and the big political clout...
WEMBLEY - Sir Paul McCartney who shelled out £24.3 million [$36.6 million U.S.] in his divorce settlement to ex-wife Heather Mills has stated that being married to her was kind of like being married to Eleanor Rigby. He pointed out that like Elean...
In a surprise announcement yesterday, Sir Paul McCartney and former Beatle's partner, Ringo Starr, are planning to do a tour in the United States come next summer. "Paul and I are planning to get with people soon and plan out the schedule", stated...
EAST SUSSEX, England - Speaking from her palatial home, Heather Mills, ex-wife of Beatle Paul McCartney said that she has been practicing eight hours a day in preparation for her participation on the ITV celebrity skating contest Dancing On Ice Th...
LONDON - Sir Paul McCartney's ex-wife Heather Mills has just announced that she will be performing on the upcoming edition of Dancing On Ice. Ms. Mills, was married to McCartney for six years and, received a divorce settlement of 24.3 million poun...
LONDON - Sir Paul McCartney has agreed to record an album with Yoko Ono, wife of his ex-Beatles bandmate John Lennon. McCartney who is a world-renowned animal rights activist, peace activist, and crumpets activist said that he and Ms. Ono have sai...
Former Bleatle Sir Pale Maccabee today released his latest song 'Feed My Ego Til I'm 94', and here are the lyrics: 'When I got older losing my fame Many years ago Was I reduced to a media pantomime Endless plugs enough to drive you to wine If I've been out of the news for 3 days Would you mind at all Will the press feed my Will the TV feed my Ego til I'm 94? Richo got older too So...
A chance discovery in a Liverpool library recently has revealed that Paul McCartney's talent for writing was winning him prizes when he was just 10 years of age, though for an essay about the queen, rather than a hit song, although it could qualify a...
The developing imagination of Sir Paul McCartney has been revealed by the chance find of a schoolboy phalic symbol found etched in a wooden desk found in storage at the young Beatles former grammar school. Former teacher Derek Digby said "it's cle...
'Today, April the fFirst 1953, sees the glorious coronation of that remarkable and mind-bogglingly talented and famous English leader, yes, of course I mean me. From my humble beginnings of being unable to write anything but three-chord songs that a 10-year old could, I'm still writing 3 chord-songs that a 10 year-yodellayhehoo could. And how I managed to add all them classical riffs and licks...
Liverpool - (Grateful Dead See Trolls): "Of course it's a spoof," chief librarian Dr Wille Dustjacket said today, "we reckon someone must have planted it for a bit of a laugh, right?" The Liverpool Central Library archivist says the 1953 essay by...
Sussex - (Sticky Fingers Mess): Not on your nellie. That's the verdict of gold-digging vegan fanaticist Heather Mills' former divorce lawyers who reckoned their client was so barmy that they wouldn't touch her fantasy claims about Brian Jones' 1969...
Heather Mills, whom everyone knows lost a leg in a motorcycle accident, was recently turned down for a special parking permit in New York City. When questioned, New York officials stated that parking space is very hard to get in New York City, no...
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