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Funny story: Flying Donkey Crashes into Brothel

Flying Donkey Crashes into Brothel

PARIS (AP) A flying donkey last night crashed through the 3rd story window of an unnamed "hotel" in the Bois de Boulogne district. The occupant of the room said, "I was .. taking care of a .. client when CRASH all of a sudden there...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Tells Her Side of the Story!

Paris Hilton Tells Her Side of the Story!

Paris (AFP) Paris Hilton, heiress to several valuable Monopoly hotel properties, has recently tried to set the record straight about the many incorrect things written about her. She spoke to reporters gathered just outside of the Paris Hilton Hotel w...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton to Continue Filming Cancelled Show

Paris Hilton to Continue Filming Cancelled Show

Pseudo-actress and socialite Paris Hilton had her reality television show, The Simple Life, cancelled last week by the Fox network. This, however, has not stopped the actress from going on. "We start filming again next month," said Hilton...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Forced to Hide

Paris Hilton Forced to Hide

Paris Hilton is hard to find lately. Up until recently, all she had to do was step out the door and hundreds of photographers would climb over each other to get a picture of the beautiful heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune. Paris Hilton used to love...

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Funny story: Jim Morrison alive and well and living in Woking

Jim Morrison alive and well and living in Woking

Jim Morrison, lead singer with cult 60s band ‘The Doors' has been found alive, well and living in the English town of Woking. The American singer was believed to have died on 3 July 1971 of a drugs overdose whilst in the bath of his Paris apartme...

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Funny story: Creditors threaten to fill-in the Channel Tunnel

Creditors threaten to fill-in the Channel Tunnel

Paris-Eurotunnel, operator of the Channel Tunnel, admitted on Thursday that a cash crisis is imminent, and that it had less than four months to come up with a workable financial plan to deal with its mountain of debt-or its Creditors will fill...

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Funny story: Paris and Nicole Explore Michael Jackson's Briefs

Paris and Nicole Explore Michael Jackson's Briefs

Leave it to Fox. In a move virtually guaranteed to simultaneously expand its primetime network and cable news viewerships, the self-described "schlock" network has announced a very special May sweeps episode of "The Simple Life: Interns".

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Funny story: Bill Cosby: Paris Hilton Fondled ME!

Bill Cosby: Paris Hilton Fondled ME!

SHELBURNE FALLS, MA (AP) Speaking to TV news crews on his front lawn, actor - comedian Bill Cosby revealed a shameful episode in his past. "About a year ago, I was entertaining a group of friends at my vacation house in Detroit. Attending the pa...

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Funny story: Professor Nouveau En Route to Paris for Lecture Tour

Professor Nouveau En Route to Paris for Lecture Tour

The very distinguished historian and gadget collector Professor Art Nouveau will soon begin his much anticipated three continent lecture tour. Traveling by steamship from his home in Brooklyn, New York, Professor Nouveau and his lovely young a...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Helps Tsunami Relief Effort !

Paris Hilton Helps Tsunami Relief Effort !

BANDA ACEH, Indonesia (AP) Publicity shy Paris Hilton is making a low-key effort to help the survivors of the recent tsunami that hit South Asia. Few people know that Paris Hilton is a trained nurse and volunteers regularly at hospitals all around...

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Funny story: Quel Surprise! France announces a complete ban of sexist and homophobic comments.

Quel Surprise! France announces a complete ban of sexist and homophobic comments.

Paris, France - In an extraordinary turn of events, France's National Assembly, not content with making sexist and homophobic remarks illegal, has now banned the use of stereotypes as well.

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Funny story: Yasser Arafat "Not Dead Yet"

Yasser Arafat "Not Dead Yet"

Paris - Palestinian leaders retracted statements made over the weekend that their embattled leader, Yasser Arafat, had passed away.

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Funny story: Search party ends work to find Amelia Earhart

Search party ends work to find Amelia Earhart

PARIS -- The search for Amelia Earhart is over.

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Funny story: Second Paris Hilton Sex Tape Surfaces, No One Cares

Second Paris Hilton Sex Tape Surfaces, No One Cares

Once again, an adult themed website has posted exclusive footage of Paris Hilton having sex with some guy she dated a couple years ago. The 25-minute tape shows Paris and as yet unnamed paramour, having sex in numerous positions, with Paris clearly...

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