TEL-AVIV: There is a big buzz in Israeli circles that Pakistan is secretly holding talks with the Jewish state with a view to granting it recognition. Included in these talks - reported to be shepherded by Turkey are prominent politicians and even...
SRINAGAR, KASHMIR: There is something seriously wrong when educated Kashmiri youths - many with college degrees, successful academic careers and thriving businesses - give it all up to become professional stone-pelters. It beggars disbelief that the...
PAWKISSTAWN: The Turkish government has offered its "Muslim ally" and fair-weather friend Pakistan 5 million turkeys in flood-aid. Pak Prez Asif Ali Zardari aka "Mr. 10%"- just returned from a summer holiday in his British castle where he relaxed...
THE WHITE HOUSE: The Obama Admin is struggling to win its wars in Iraq and Af-Pak. It is having trouble dealing with a deceitful Pakistan. Unfortunately America can't go to war with Pak where the real problem of terrorism originates because the pa...
NIAGARA-FALLS, CANADA: An emergency meeting of world aid agencies ended in the usual stalemate. After an exhilarating barrel-ride over the Falls followed by a simple buffet of: maple-smoked-salmon, fiddlehead greens-bisque, buffalo-tenders-carp...
Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari risked further criticism from opposition politicians in his own country when he nominated his son Bilawal's sperm as the "next but one" leader of the country. The as yet unfertilized sperm, referred to as Spermiwa...
As aid agencies worldwide prepare for a barrage of charitable appeals to help beleaguered floodbound farmers in northern Pakistan and the Punjab region, analysts warned that people shouldn't hold their collective breaths in anticipation of an overwhe...
WASHINGTON: Once again in a pathetic bid to 'win the hearts and minds' of the Pak people the gullible Obama Administration is pumping billions of dollars in aid to Pak's flood victims. In its desperation to remain friends America repeatedly allows...
As the authorities in north-eastern Pakistan tried valiantly to reach flooded villages today, news of the very first victim outside the beleaguered country - more than 2000 miles away in Thailand. Moys Kenwood, a 'teacher' living in Bangkok told h...
PUKISTAN - More than 1500 innocent lives have been lost in the worst monsoon flood in 30 years. Tens of thousands more have been displaced. Not a single so-called (mis)government head has bothered to visit the site of devastation or made arrange...
WASSILA - ALASKA: Will she or won't she? Big Momma Grizzly Sarah Palin has suddenly become coy regarding her potential 2012 Prez run. Supporters for the woman who got her 15-minutes-of-fame when 'Crazy' John McCain nominated her as his running mat...
It's a cold night in Helmand, an area of Afghanistan that borders Pakistan and is notorious for terrorist activities. There is a calm in the air, which the hidden British soldiers know is temporary. Any minute now a suicide bomber could appear from behind a rock, lighting up the dark sky as he shouts "Allah Akbar" and blows himself up. However, the men of the 1st Battalion Scots Guards receive a m...
Pakistani's President Asif Ali Zardari is at the centre of a new row as officials at Paris Airport confiscated part of his luggage. The offending item, a large bowling ball with the initials of the captain of the bowling team, Bashaar Omar Mohammed B...
Mention the word 'shopping' to the average woman and their eyes light up with fiendish frenzy, and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is no exception as she has been given an open check book to visit Pakistan and buy as much 'friendship' as the falte...
ISLAMABAD: A Chinese think tank has confirmed the unspoken - that China is extremely pleased with its deftly-handled occupation of Pakistan. An unnamed source stated: "After its occupation of Tibet and purging of Tibetan values the Chinese Party...
WASHINGTON: The US is finally fed up with Pakistan's lies and duplicity and appears to have come to its senses. Facing decimation in the upcoming mid-term elections the Obama Administration is pulling one final rabbit out of its hat. Spokesman Rob...
Great controversy surrounds a Pakistani man called Stan who runs a newsagent shop on the south side of Glasgow. Stan is being called by the locals Pakistan and before you think that racist even Stan thinks its funny. Stan is well liked in the com...
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