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Funny story: Pakistan to recognize Israel as a Jewish state!

Pakistan to recognize Israel as a Jewish state!

TEL-AVIV: There is a big buzz in Israeli circles that Pakistan is secretly holding talks with the Jewish state with a view to granting it recognition. Included in these talks - reported to be shepherded by Turkey are prominent politicians and even...

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Funny story: Kashmiri youths who quit jobs to become professional 'stone-chuckers' accuse their Pak Army handlers of "not paying wages"

Kashmiri youths who quit jobs to become professional 'stone-chuckers' accuse their Pak Army handlers of "not paying wages"

SRINAGAR, KASHMIR: There is something seriously wrong when educated Kashmiri youths - many with college degrees, successful academic careers and thriving businesses - give it all up to become professional stone-pelters. It beggars disbelief that the...

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Funny story: Turkey donates 5 million turkeys to flood-ravaged Pakistan

Turkey donates 5 million turkeys to flood-ravaged Pakistan

PAWKISSTAWN: The Turkish government has offered its "Muslim ally" and fair-weather friend Pakistan 5 million turkeys in flood-aid. Pak Prez Asif Ali Zardari aka "Mr. 10%"- just returned from a summer holiday in his British castle where he relaxed...

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Funny story: Obama admin wants Pak as part of Middle East not South Asia

Obama admin wants Pak as part of Middle East not South Asia

THE WHITE HOUSE: The Obama Admin is struggling to win its wars in Iraq and Af-Pak. It is having trouble dealing with a deceitful Pakistan. Unfortunately America can't go to war with Pak where the real problem of terrorism originates because the pa...

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Funny story: World aid agencies throw cold water on Pak's appeal for flood-aid

World aid agencies throw cold water on Pak's appeal for flood-aid

NIAGARA-FALLS, CANADA: An emergency meeting of world aid agencies ended in the usual stalemate. After an exhilarating barrel-ride over the Falls followed by a simple buffet of: maple-smoked-salmon, fiddlehead greens-bisque, buffalo-tenders-carp...

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Funny story: Pakistan President nominates son's sperm as "next but one" leader of the country

Pakistan President nominates son's sperm as "next but one" leader of the country

Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari risked further criticism from opposition politicians in his own country when he nominated his son Bilawal's sperm as the "next but one" leader of the country. The as yet unfertilized sperm, referred to as Spermiwa...

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Funny story: Pakistan Flood Aid Appeal 'Likely To Receive Lukewarm Reception' Say Analysts

Pakistan Flood Aid Appeal 'Likely To Receive Lukewarm Reception' Say Analysts

As aid agencies worldwide prepare for a barrage of charitable appeals to help beleaguered floodbound farmers in northern Pakistan and the Punjab region, analysts warned that people shouldn't hold their collective breaths in anticipation of an overwhe...

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Funny story: Pak Army-Intelligence-Militant 'charity' denying US flood aid to needy telling people US goodwill is India-Israel-American plot to 'poison' people

Pak Army-Intelligence-Militant 'charity' denying US flood aid to needy telling people US goodwill is India-Israel-American plot to 'poison' people

WASHINGTON: Once again in a pathetic bid to 'win the hearts and minds' of the Pak people the gullible Obama Administration is pumping billions of dollars in aid to Pak's flood victims. In its desperation to remain friends America repeatedly allows...

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Funny story: Pakistan Flooding Claims First Victim Outside Pakistan

Pakistan Flooding Claims First Victim Outside Pakistan

As the authorities in north-eastern Pakistan tried valiantly to reach flooded villages today, news of the very first victim outside the beleaguered country - more than 2000 miles away in Thailand. Moys Kenwood, a 'teacher' living in Bangkok told h...

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Funny story: As death toll in floods exceeds 1500 Pak Prez Mr. 10% Zardari goes with begging bowl to Sarkozy while threatening Cameron

As death toll in floods exceeds 1500 Pak Prez Mr. 10% Zardari goes with begging bowl to Sarkozy while threatening Cameron

PUKISTAN - More than 1500 innocent lives have been lost in the worst monsoon flood in 30 years. Tens of thousands more have been displaced. Not a single so-called (mis)government head has bothered to visit the site of devastation or made arrange...

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Funny story: What Sarah Palin will do to Pakistan if she becomes Prez

What Sarah Palin will do to Pakistan if she becomes Prez

WASSILA - ALASKA: Will she or won't she? Big Momma Grizzly Sarah Palin has suddenly become coy regarding her potential 2012 Prez run. Supporters for the woman who got her 15-minutes-of-fame when 'Crazy' John McCain nominated her as his running mat...

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Funny story: Pakistan admits being the Huggy Bear in the War against Terror

Pakistan admits being the Huggy Bear in the War against Terror

It's a cold night in Helmand, an area of Afghanistan that borders Pakistan and is notorious for terrorist activities. There is a calm in the air, which the hidden British soldiers know is temporary. Any minute now a suicide bomber could appear from behind a rock, lighting up the dark sky as he shouts "Allah Akbar" and blows himself up. However, the men of the 1st Battalion Scots Guards receive a m...

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Funny story: Pakistani President in diplomatic luggage row

Pakistani President in diplomatic luggage row

Pakistani's President Asif Ali Zardari is at the centre of a new row as officials at Paris Airport confiscated part of his luggage. The offending item, a large bowling ball with the initials of the captain of the bowling team, Bashaar Omar Mohammed B...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Off on Shopping Trip: Vows to pay 'top dollar' to Buy Pakistan

Hillary Clinton Off on Shopping Trip: Vows to pay 'top dollar' to Buy Pakistan

Mention the word 'shopping' to the average woman and their eyes light up with fiendish frenzy, and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is no exception as she has been given an open check book to visit Pakistan and buy as much 'friendship' as the falte...

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Funny story: Chinese think tank says "After Tibet, China very pleased with its growing occupation of Pakistan"

Chinese think tank says "After Tibet, China very pleased with its growing occupation of Pakistan"

ISLAMABAD: A Chinese think tank has confirmed the unspoken - that China is extremely pleased with its deftly-handled occupation of Pakistan. An unnamed source stated: "After its occupation of Tibet and purging of Tibetan values the Chinese Party...

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Funny story: US accedes to India request - declares Pakistan a 'terrorist state'

US accedes to India request - declares Pakistan a 'terrorist state'

WASHINGTON: The US is finally fed up with Pakistan's lies and duplicity and appears to have come to its senses. Facing decimation in the upcoming mid-term elections the Obama Administration is pulling one final rabbit out of its hat. Spokesman Rob...

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Funny story: Pakistani Man called Stan

Pakistani Man called Stan

Great controversy surrounds a Pakistani man called Stan who runs a newsagent shop on the south side of Glasgow. Stan is being called by the locals Pakistan and before you think that racist even Stan thinks its funny. Stan is well liked in the com...

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