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Funny story: God Ridiculed After Ordering Assassination of Satan

God Ridiculed After Ordering Assassination of Satan

The debate over God releasing a photograph of Satan's corpse reached a low point this week, just days after the Alpha and Omega authorized the raid "Operation Hellspawn" on Satan's suspected location near Hollywood, CA, killing Satan, his wife, Pol...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Should Have Been Arrested And Tried In A Court Of Law Says Lawyer

Bin Laden Should Have Been Arrested And Tried In A Court Of Law Says Lawyer

Whilst most people felt a kind of quiet satisfaction (aside from crowds in New York who went a bit mental) over the slaying of terror mastermind, Osama Bin Laden, there were one or two dissenting voices. Mainly among lawyers, who remain convinced...

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Funny story: Attorney General Eric Holder Orders Arrest Of President Obama For Illegal Assassination Of Bin Laden

Attorney General Eric Holder Orders Arrest Of President Obama For Illegal Assassination Of Bin Laden

This is not your typical "man bites dog" incident. Up until now, both Obama and the man he appointed Attorney General, Eric Holder, were of the same legal bent. Each were well left of center and agreed that the government should not be in the busin...

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Funny story: Obama Declares: "We Will Never Forget 9/11, Just Like We Never Forgot Pearl Harbor"

Obama Declares: "We Will Never Forget 9/11, Just Like We Never Forgot Pearl Harbor"

President Obama today assured all Americans that 9/11 would never be forgotten and added, somewhat forgetfully, "just like we never forgot Pearl Harbor." After a resounding round of applause from the gathered dignitaries and other assorted hanger...

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Funny story: Toxic Zam Zam water sourced to Bin Laden spring

Toxic Zam Zam water sourced to Bin Laden spring

Abbottabad - That 'Arab Spring' tagline has taken a bashing amid reports Bin Laden made 'an absolute killing' flogging poisoned water on his Holy Shit! website. The liquid's supernatural powers had seen it branded the world's top ills' whitewasher...

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Funny story: Punk rock outfit "Jerry and the Jihadists" slammed by Bin Laden family as being in bad taste

Punk rock outfit "Jerry and the Jihadists" slammed by Bin Laden family as being in bad taste

Norwegian punk rockers "Jerry and the Jihadists" have once again proven themselves as grandmasters of bad taste following the release of their latest song "I was Osama's Love Child". Taken as a slur against their good name, the 17 wives, 167 child...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Not Part of NBA Draft

Osama Bin Laden Not Part of NBA Draft

Osama Bin Laden died on May 1st of this year. According to military and government officials, Osama Bin Laden had been practicing basketball in his compound in order to regain the skills he used to have so he could play in the NBA again. New evid...

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Funny story: The real reason why photographs of a dead Osama Bin Laden are too gruesome

The real reason why photographs of a dead Osama Bin Laden are too gruesome

In the ongoing struggle that Barack Obama has with publishing the photographs in that they are too gruesome (which is pretty rich coming from a country which produces horror films like "Saw" and "Nightmare on Elm Street") hides a particularly embarra...

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Funny story: Osama bin Laden's head withdrawn from e-bay auction.

Osama bin Laden's head withdrawn from e-bay auction.

In an unprecedented move, the US administration has been forced to offer an apology for a 'practical joke that was taken too far'. A mere three days after the announcement that the al Quaeda figurehead, Osama bin Laden had been killed, the very he...

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Funny story: Photos of Bin Laden late entry for Turner Prize

Photos of Bin Laden late entry for Turner Prize

In a startling development the Turner Prize Committee have announced that a collage of photographs of the dead Osama Bin Laden have been accepted as a late entry for this year's competition. Penelope Puce, speaking on behalf of the Committee, expl...

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Funny story: Why Osama bin Laden got caught

Why Osama bin Laden got caught

Analysts have explained why Osama bin Laden got caught. Bin Laden did not have enough contingency plans worked out to prevent his capture because he was careless. Osama bin Laden should have known that foreign intelligence would try to track him down and he should have cut all connections with the outside world. Bin Laden should have left his second in command in charge of all of his organizat...

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Funny story: Bin Laden's Neighbours shocked as US Navy SEALS, CIA and Army storm suburban house

Bin Laden's Neighbours shocked as US Navy SEALS, CIA and Army storm suburban house

PAKISTAN: Residents of the quiet, picturesque town of Abbottabad are still in shock after Sunday's raid by helicopter-borne elite US military units on the house of local shire councillor and Rotary president Mr. Osama Bin Laden. "He was just a nor...

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Funny story: Secret Service Investigates Those Who Mistake 'Obama' for 'Osama' on Internet

Secret Service Investigates Those Who Mistake 'Obama' for 'Osama' on Internet

For those who found it necessary to rush onto the internet and disseminate to a collection of people who couldn't give a sh-t less about reading whatever narrow-minded, semi-coherent opinions about the death of Osama bin Laden they hastily threw toge...

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Funny story: Opinionated Bloggers Invent MLK, Jr. Quotes To Oppose Osama Slaying

Opinionated Bloggers Invent MLK, Jr. Quotes To Oppose Osama Slaying

In the hours following Osama bin Laden's unscheduled eye surgery at the hands of elite Navy SEALS, anti-anti-Osama bloggers who rode the short yellow bus to Facebook to blog ad nauseum about perceived "injustices" the mass-murderer suffered used righ...

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Funny story: Bin Laden: "Please Look After This Terrorist"

Bin Laden: "Please Look After This Terrorist"

London- Although we're pretty sure he had never been to Paddington Station, "public enemy number one", Osama Bin Laden, seemed to have a lot in common with Britain's number one bear, Paddington Brown, a just released report on the Taliban leader's de...

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Funny story: Al Quaeda Submarine Built to Look For Osama Bin Laden

Al Quaeda Submarine Built to Look For Osama Bin Laden

Arabian Sea - Just when you thought it was safe to turn on the news another story about Osama is breaking across the wires. Al Quaeda has launched its first submarine and is claiming it can reach Osama Bin Laden's body within days. "We have spared...

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Funny story: Activision Secures Rights to Bin Laden Death Helmet Cam Video

Activision Secures Rights to Bin Laden Death Helmet Cam Video

In a highly controversial move, video game software giant Activision has secured the rights to the helmet cam video taken by Navy Seal operatives during the raid on Bin Laden. Activision is the software publisher responsible for the immensely popula...

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