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Funny story: President Obama's "Health Care" Program To Be Extended To Include Kenya

President Obama's "Health Care" Program To Be Extended To Include Kenya

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has stated that he, in the interest of re-establishing harmonious relations with the entire continent of Africa after Alaska's former governor Sarah Palin succeeded in offending as many as 96 percent of the inhabita...

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Funny story: Oprah To Play Role Of Little Orphan Annie On Broadway

Oprah To Play Role Of Little Orphan Annie On Broadway

Once again Oprah Winfield has recreated herself. Announcing today that she has decided to curl her hair and sit in Daddy Warbuck's lap in a rendition of the 1982 Broadway production of Orphan Annie. In the original play, the character of Annie was...

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Funny story: The Shocking Revelation - Oprah Winfrey and Gayle King's "Relationship" Is Reportedly 'On The Rocks.'

The Shocking Revelation - Oprah Winfrey and Gayle King's "Relationship" Is Reportedly 'On The Rocks.'

CHICAGO - Longtime BFF's Oprah "The Queen" Winfrey and Gayle "The King" King's relationship appears to be on the rocks. Reports coming in from several sources state that there is trouble brewing in the big mansion in Chicago. And Oprah's token boyfriend Stedman Graham is sitting on the sidelines by hisself, I mean himself on this one. Winfrey who has so much money that she recently expres...

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Funny story: Oprah network announces "new, less boring" programming

Oprah network announces "new, less boring" programming

Oprah Winfrey announced the launch of a new look to her Oprah Winfrey Network, a cable TV offering, in response to claims that the network is too much like all the other networks, including the network it replaced, only without shows "that people enj...

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Funny story: Oprah's Sister May Wed Gayle King's Brother

Oprah's Sister May Wed Gayle King's Brother

Cable talk show queen Oprah Winfrey's secret half-sister has been secretly dating Gayle King's non-secret full-brother. King is Winfrey's constant companion. Oprah's sister-Patricia Winfrey-has been seen hanging around with Matt King, and word is...

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Funny story: Take Me Out to the Ball Game! Investors Line Up to Buy a Piece of the NY Mets

Take Me Out to the Ball Game! Investors Line Up to Buy a Piece of the NY Mets

The Wilpons (the owners of the NY Mets) had just announced that they were in the market for a minority stakeholder when the rumors started flying about interested parties. That wonderful song "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" (words by Jack Norworth; l...

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Funny story: Stedman Graham Breaks Up With Oprah Winfrey Shocking The Talk Show Queen And Her BFF Gayle King

Stedman Graham Breaks Up With Oprah Winfrey Shocking The Talk Show Queen And Her BFF Gayle King

CHICAGO - Stedman Graham and Oprah Winfrey have been together for over twenty years. The public relations executive first proposed to Winfrey back in 1992, 18 years ago. Since then he has been asked roughly 5,000 times when he and Miss O are going...

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Funny story: Jerry Seinfeld photographed picking nose; to appear on Oprah in the near future

Jerry Seinfeld photographed picking nose; to appear on Oprah in the near future

Well, Jerry Seinfeld cannot get out of THIS 'PICK'. He was recently photographed 'picking his nose in public'. Jerry was in the offices of a famous plastic surgeon last week and was photographed, by another prospective 'patient', picking his nose...

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Funny story: President Obama Faces Charges of An Alleged White House Christmas Party Fund Cover Up AKA Hip Hop Gate

President Obama Faces Charges of An Alleged White House Christmas Party Fund Cover Up AKA Hip Hop Gate

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The highly respected Washington newspaper The D.C. Dispatch Diplomat has broken the story about an alleged irregularity regarding The White House Christmas Party Fund. DC2D reporter Granola Dallydoo, 29, has been investigating t...

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Funny story: Spoof writer 'Lady Godiva' is about to reveal that one of the male Spoofers is her half brother

Spoof writer 'Lady Godiva' is about to reveal that one of the male Spoofers is her half brother

Lady Godiva confided in another Spoof Writer that she recently discovered a fellow spoof writer is indeed her half brother. She is wondering whether or not, at this time, to conduct a POLL on The Spoof site and let the writers have a bit o' fun wi...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Drops A Bombshell: Simon Cowell and Mark Cuban Are Half Brothers

Oprah Winfrey Drops A Bombshell: Simon Cowell and Mark Cuban Are Half Brothers

CHICAGO - After shocking her viewers by recently announcing on her television show The Oprah Winfrey Show that she had a half sister that she had no idea she had, Oprah Winfrey has once again dropped another "Family" bombshell. Ms. Winfrey announc...

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Funny story: Oprah approaches Susan Boyle - offers Subo her own chat show at her new Production Company

Oprah approaches Susan Boyle - offers Subo her own chat show at her new Production Company

Oprah has approached Susan Boyle to join her new production company. She has offered Susan her own chat show which will be filmed in Britain and Susan will be allowed to choose her own guests. Susan is said to be delighted at the prospect of being...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey's Relatives Are Now Starting To Come Out of The Woodwork!

Oprah Winfrey's Relatives Are Now Starting To Come Out of The Woodwork!

CHICAGO - Since announcing on her show that she had a half-sister that she did not know she had, Oprah Winfrey, the Queen of Talk Shows and one of the richest women in the world has just announced that she has now had more 'unknown' relatives come fo...

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Funny story: Oprah Shocker: The Unemployed and Uneducated Still Give A Sh-t About Her.

Oprah Shocker: The Unemployed and Uneducated Still Give A Sh-t About Her.

Attention, any one of the 22.5 million people that watched The Oprah Winfrey Show yesterday, when she shocked viewers when she introduced her long-lost half-sister Patricia --whom she's known about since November, 2009-- in order to boost her ratings and ad-rates going into the March mini-sweeps ratings period: You. Were. Exploited. Indeed, you: Women who are only 15 years older than their...

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Funny story: Obama's State of the Union Speech: Secret Access to What's EXCLUDED

Obama's State of the Union Speech: Secret Access to What's EXCLUDED

If you think that the U. S. President writes his own State of the Union speech each year, think again. Dozens of speechwriters have been toiling away for weeks at the White House, writing the phrases that will emerge from the Chief Executive's m...

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Funny story: Oprah To Pick Up Keith Olbermann

Oprah To Pick Up Keith Olbermann

Well, she isn't exactly going to hoist Keith Olbermann up over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes, but Oprah Winfrey has signed him for her newly created television network and presented him with the 5 o'clock news hour to continue with his Countdo...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Appears On The Oprah Winfrey Show And Talks Openly About Husband Todd's Alleged Affair

Sarah Palin Appears On The Oprah Winfrey Show And Talks Openly About Husband Todd's Alleged Affair

CHICAGO - Sarah Palin who lately has not been having a good "Hair Year" has now met head on with yet another controversial subject. And this one hits very close to home; and to be real specific and zero in on it, her bed. Palin decided to appear o...

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