Showing:

Funny satire stories about Oil Spill

Try another search?

Funny story: President Brobama Gives An Oval Office Address and Says "We Be Fixin' Dis Oil Spill Purt Damn Soon Y'all"

President Brobama Gives An Oval Office Address and Says "We Be Fixin' Dis Oil Spill Purt Damn Soon Y'all"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack "Barry" Obama gave what will certainly go down as one of his shortest prime time television speeches of his administration. President Brobama, as he was nicknamed by Louisiana stand up comedian Zydeco Dupree, sa...

Read full story
Funny story: Plane Lands Safely In Gulf Of Mexico

Plane Lands Safely In Gulf Of Mexico

A captain for Virgin Airlines is being called a bozo..?.. a Hero for landing his malfunctioning airplane in the waters of the Gulf of Mexico. Captain Phil Majors of Newark, New Jersey had just taken off from the Tampa area with 600 plus people abo...

Read full story
Funny story: Obama says BP behind 9/11 atrocity

Obama says BP behind 9/11 atrocity

Washington AC/DC - (Crude Rhetoric Mess): Baseless in law and mired in econutters' 9/11 conspiracy theories. That's the feedback from US Big Oil attorneys who today dismissed President Obama's attempts to illegally seize BP shareholder billion$ as...

Read full story
Funny story: Obama Stops Oil Spill

Obama Stops Oil Spill

Barack Obama stopped the oil spill this morning. The President donned scuba gear, swam down to the ocean floor, and closed off the leak using duct tape and chewing gum. White House press secretary Robert Gibbs explained that the President had been...

Read full story
Funny story: Miley Cyrus Vagina To Be Used To Cap BP Oil Leak

Miley Cyrus Vagina To Be Used To Cap BP Oil Leak

You just can't keep Miley Cyrus out of the news this week, and now the pop superstar has even made her way into the International Business sections after she was approached by BP with a view to helping to cap the Gulf of Mexico oil leak with her vagi...

Read full story
Funny story: BP oil spill charity crosses wires with niche porn website

BP oil spill charity crosses wires with niche porn website

The massive BP oil leak has caused serious concerns the world over, but it now has a new charity behind it in order to help finance whatever is necessary to rectify the situation. But things are off to a slippery start... Oil Relief was set up by...

Read full story
Funny story: Paul Gascoigne in hospital, Jamie Carragher has vuvuzelas for the kids, Capello birthday soon, oh I forgot we are commenting on Japan v Cameroon says Smoky Bacon flavoured Linekar

Paul Gascoigne in hospital, Jamie Carragher has vuvuzelas for the kids, Capello birthday soon, oh I forgot we are commenting on Japan v Cameroon says Smoky Bacon flavoured Linekar

The MacDonald triplets, enjoy a walk in the sun and share their World Cup experiences every afternoon. Today, they are all of a flutter after Edgar Davids told Adrian Chiles to start asking some really interesting questions. Enough, with the boring c...

Read full story
Funny story: Gulf Of Mexico To Be Changed To Gulf Of BP Oil Spill

Gulf Of Mexico To Be Changed To Gulf Of BP Oil Spill

"It is a day of infamy", stated a very upset President Obama. "I have decided that we will never allow this oil company to live down it's actions over the past months. Every time a ship or someone on the shore looks to the south of the United States,...

Read full story
Funny story: US urges speedier BP oil strategy

US urges speedier BP oil strategy

Rear Admiral James Watson, a top US Coast Guard official, has given BP just 48 hours to improve their containment of leaking oil.New US government data shows that the flow of leaking oil could be double that of original estimates. He does not beli...

Read full story
Funny story: Blonde Bikini Bimbos Flock To Louisiana Beaches After Governor Declares Them "Self-Oiling"

Blonde Bikini Bimbos Flock To Louisiana Beaches After Governor Declares Them "Self-Oiling"

In an attempt to recapture some of the dwindling tourist trade, the Governor of the state of Louisiana has begun a new ad campaign. Instead of saying the the state's beaches are polluted due to the BP oil crisis, they are advertised as being "self-o...

Read full story
Funny story: Glenn Beck: "Drain, Baby, Drain!"

Glenn Beck: "Drain, Baby, Drain!"

Special to INS - Fox News' Glenn Beck announced the results of a week-long conference he organized to find a way to deal with oil spilling into the Gulf of Mexico from the destroyed BP drilling rig. "The best long-term solution would be to drain a...

Read full story
Funny story: Obama/Cameron Oil Talks Fail When Barry Puts Dave on "Hold."

Obama/Cameron Oil Talks Fail When Barry Puts Dave on "Hold."

Attempts to repair a diplomatic riff over the BP spill failed today after a collection of rude interruptions and blatant extortion attempts by Obama were rebuffed by the UK's new Prime Minister. Things did not go well as Dave tried to place a call...

Read full story
Funny story: New Car May Cause US/UK War

New Car May Cause US/UK War

A fleet of hydrogen fuel cell cars that emit nothing but water vapour will be trialled by UK drivers from 2012, but may cause a war. The unusual two-seat city car was designed and developed by British company Riversimple. It's lightweight, capabl...

Read full story
Funny story: British Petroleum Now Bayou Petroleum

British Petroleum Now Bayou Petroleum

With BP demonstrating continued incompetence, President Obama has nationalized the company renaming it Bayou Petroleum. Seemingly inspired by birth control methods, British Petroleum embarked upon a series of plans to stop the oil leak in the Gulf...

Read full story
Funny story: UK Returns Bust of Obama, Autographed Pix, Videos and Mau Mau Memorobilia to White House Over BP Mess!

UK Returns Bust of Obama, Autographed Pix, Videos and Mau Mau Memorobilia to White House Over BP Mess!

An anonymous UK government agency, linked to MI-5, has returned a Pod Box of Obama artifacts given to the country by the President during one of his fits of hubris and omnipotence, after Barry's BP bashing tantrums have caused a rift in already falte...

Read full story
Funny story: Cars like oil, birds don't

Cars like oil, birds don't

Oil is not nice stuff if you are a bird. It gets in your feathers, after which you either get eaten, starve or drown. However if you are a car, it is extremely nice stuff - vital in everything that constitutes driving - fuel, engine oil, brake flu...

Read full story
Funny story: Scientists Recommend That Oiled Birds Be Killed

Scientists Recommend That Oiled Birds Be Killed

A leading scientist from Europe has sent word to the activists that they should not attempt to clean up the birds that are coming back to the shore with all the oil on them. "I know it sounds cruel, but these birds are already dead." "We have d...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more