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Funny story: Oil Prices Rise to US$500/barrel

Oil Prices Rise to US$500/barrel

NEW YORK & LONDON - The NYSE and the FTSE have recorded a record price rise for liquid hydrocarbon solution, commonly known as oil. Oil, which has been used for nearly 150 years to power automotive transportational units and human dwellings, h...

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Funny story: ExonMobil Sells Interest in Gulf of Mexico for Ten Pesos

ExonMobil Sells Interest in Gulf of Mexico for Ten Pesos

New York - Exxon Mobil announced it was selling it shares of the Gulf of Mexico for ten pesos to the government of Mexico, because they don't want the bad PR from not caring enough about the environment. "This sale doesn't mean that we won't explo...

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Funny story: Surprise Oil Field Discovery Off Irish Coast

Surprise Oil Field Discovery Off Irish Coast

Ireland is sitting on top of a massive 200 billion barrel Oil Field. The Oil Field was announced just hours after Ireland agreed an EU bailout in a bid to halt a systemic risk crisis in the Eurozone economy. The oil field worth 4 trillion dollars...

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Funny story: Oil Companies Thank Americans for Voting Republican by Raising Gas Prices

Oil Companies Thank Americans for Voting Republican by Raising Gas Prices

New York--Oil Companies wanted to thank Americans for helping elect Republicans by raising gas prices. The higher gas prices are due to the fact that oil companies don't have to worry about any regulations or new environmental tax increases. "I w...

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Funny story: CIA: China Stealing Coal and Oil From Under North America Via 7,000 Mile Long Tunnels

CIA: China Stealing Coal and Oil From Under North America Via 7,000 Mile Long Tunnels

Geneva, Switzerland - Swiss scientist monitoring new sophisticated seismograph equipment originally produced in America but illegally and cheaply reproduced in China for half price have been recording strange Earth vibrations for months. The adva...

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Funny story: Global Leaders and Politicians argue about the positioning of the deck chairs and who should be sitting where!

Global Leaders and Politicians argue about the positioning of the deck chairs and who should be sitting where!

United Nations, Manhattan, New York, USA: Whilst, Global Leaders and Politicians argue about which position the deck chairs should be arranged and who should be sitting where! Some people ask "What Iceberg? It makes no difference people of the...

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Funny story: Many More Oil Platform Leaks in the Gulf Prompts US Interior Department to Rename It the Leakee Watchee Springs

Many More Oil Platform Leaks in the Gulf Prompts US Interior Department to Rename It the Leakee Watchee Springs

Yet another Gulf oil platform explosion has been spotted off the coast of Louisiana near two major US wildlife refuge areas and it threatens the Louisiana coastal waters just as the BP oil spill continues to do. Once again, the impact to fishing, mar...

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Funny story: Hippocrites In DC! Where Are The Wind & Solar Farms?

Hippocrites In DC! Where Are The Wind & Solar Farms?

According to a news release today, all that government land set aside for wind and solar energy is setting empty. "They have had years to begin and no one has built a thing", stated one observer. "Not one light bulb has been lit as far as I can se...

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Funny story: Six-Year Old Strikes Oil on Panama City Beach; Becomes Youngest Oil Baron

Six-Year Old Strikes Oil on Panama City Beach; Becomes Youngest Oil Baron

Six-year old Timmy Bradbury was vacationing with his family in Panama City Beach, Florida when he struck oil while digging in the sand with is little shovel and bucket. All of a sudden, oil started oozing to the top of the sand and a mini-gusher emer...

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Funny story: White House Releases New Scientific Committee Whitewash Whitewater Whitepaper

White House Releases New Scientific Committee Whitewash Whitewater Whitepaper

This morning, Dr. Claude Pangloss, Senior White House Scientific Advisor, officially released two long awaited Whitepapers on the environment. In the first report, titled "Where Did All The Oil Go;" a team of scientists, tenured bureaucrats, corpo...

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Funny story: Spy swap: Anna for Soviet oil

Spy swap: Anna for Soviet oil

Secret talks between the CIA and Russia's intelligence service OGPU are close to a successful conclusion. The final deal is likely to be an exchange of Anna Chapman for enough Russian oil to replace that lost in the BP Gulf disaster. The Russia...

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Funny story: BP Formulates New Green Business Plan

BP Formulates New Green Business Plan

This afternoon, BP CEO Tony Hayward announced a totally new green business plan for his beleaguered corporate leviathan. Displaying a plate of their new product, high octane shrimp, Hayward told the hastily assembled gathering of sailing enthusia...

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Funny story: Giant Condom To Be Used To Stop Oil Spilling in Gulf-Randy Smith, husband of Takwana Smith of Cargo Fleet-comes up with innovative solution

Giant Condom To Be Used To Stop Oil Spilling in Gulf-Randy Smith, husband of Takwana Smith of Cargo Fleet-comes up with innovative solution

World scientists and engineers have been working around the clock to come up with methods to halt the oil spill in the Gulf. An out-of-work man from Middlesbrough, N.E. England, has come up with the perfect solution which he is currently trying to...

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Funny story: 'Drill, baby, drill!' as Belgian cops exhume church's paedo princes

'Drill, baby, drill!' as Belgian cops exhume church's paedo princes

Brussels - (Holy Shit!): First the Vatican Pension Fund lost 90% of its $$$s last week in the wake of the BP share price fiasco. Next, a huge Belgian police paedophile raid netted dozens of suspects and lead to a spectacular bust on St Rambouts Ca...

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Funny story: Al Qaeda Leader Abu Musab al-Zarqaui Says He Can Fix The BP Gulf of Mexico Oil Leak

Al Qaeda Leader Abu Musab al-Zarqaui Says He Can Fix The BP Gulf of Mexico Oil Leak

TEHRAN, Iran - Senior Al Qaeda Leader Abu Musab al-Zarqaui has stated that he has the knowledge, the resources, the manpower, and the equipment to stop the oil that is spilling out into the Gulf of Mexico. Al-Zarqaui said that the reason that he i...

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Funny story: Tony Hayward's Yacht Sunk by Davy Jones

Tony Hayward's Yacht Sunk by Davy Jones

England - Tony Hayward's boat Bob was leading a yacht race on Saturday when several gigantic tentacles emerged and surrounded his vessel from underneath. The boat was crushed and disappeared from the surface. "It was just horrible," said Sir Elton...

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Funny story: Kevin Costner's Waterworld prophecy comes true as BP snaps up V20s

Kevin Costner's Waterworld prophecy comes true as BP snaps up V20s

Gulf of Mexico - (Deez Mess): "The design came to me in a dream in 1995," Costner told the House Energy and Commerce Committee this week. "We'd been filming in the Pacific waters off Hawaii using a derelict replica of the Exxon Valdez," Costner ex...

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