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Funny story: Dale Jarrett involved in UPS truck wreck

Dale Jarrett involved in UPS truck wreck

Retired Nascar driver Dale Jarrett was involved in a incident Monday night. Jarrett was involved in a crash involving a UPS truck and a Dodge Neon. It appears that Jarrett was drag racing the UPS Truck.

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Funny story: Briscoe Aplogizes for Danica Crash

Briscoe Aplogizes for Danica Crash

On Sunday, during the 92nd running of the Indianapolis 500, Ryan Briscoe crashed into Danica Patrick and knocked her out of the race. Enraged, Danica marched over to Briscoe's crew and tried to throw it down with them until security came to get h...

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Funny story: Oil the Engine Lubricant of Choice for NASCAR

Oil the Engine Lubricant of Choice for NASCAR

The timeless classic - auto racing - is garnering more and more fans as time goes on, and often these same rabid fans overlook some of the simple yet crucial things that go into this highly charged sport.

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Funny story: Speeding Ticket for Jeff Gordon

Speeding Ticket for Jeff Gordon

Kansas City rookie cop Jose Molina thought he had been given a defective radar gun last Sunday after the first car he pointed the device at appeared to be travelling at an astonishing 183 miles per hour.

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Funny story: NASCAR to Develop Sitcom? Oh Boy!

NASCAR to Develop Sitcom? Oh Boy!

Item: NASCAR officials are working with Fox to develop a prime-time comedy show.

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Funny story: Tricky Ricky Stripped of NASCAR Trophy

Tricky Ricky Stripped of NASCAR Trophy

DAYTONA - The trophy that sat on the mantle in the log cabin of the Trickster was forcibly removed by NASCAR officials yesterday. Ricky, who won the race by a margin of 55 laps, was disqualified for driving the last ten laps in reverse. A pit-crew...

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Funny story: NASCAR Calling it Quits to Save Soldier's Lives

NASCAR Calling it Quits to Save Soldier's Lives

Daytona, Florida (IP) - NASCAR official Billy Joe Bob Poindexter Junior also known as Shit For Brains Jr as well as the leaders of other racing organizations like NHRA, DRA, and SCRA have decided to end automobile racing.

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Funny story: NASCAR Plane Crash Linked to Al-Qaeda

NASCAR Plane Crash Linked to Al-Qaeda

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - SANFORD, Fla. - A small plane carrying the husband of a NASCAR executive crashed into a neighborhood Tuesday and engulfed two houses in flames.

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Funny story: NASCAR Fans Have Racy IQ's

NASCAR Fans Have Racy IQ's

(Talladega, Alabama) - A study of NASCAR fans has found that those who attend NASCAR events have an average IQ higher than most college graduates.

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Funny story: US military promotes NASCAR drivers to higher ranks

US military promotes NASCAR drivers to higher ranks

The U.S. Department of Defense has released the promotion list for NASCAR drivers and pit crew members who are sponsored by the various military services.

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Funny story: Jeff Gordon Wins Texas NASCAR Race, Then Retires

Jeff Gordon Wins Texas NASCAR Race, Then Retires

Jeff Gordon won his second race at the Fort Worth area Texas Motor Speedway, then promptly retired from the sport after receiving his trophy.

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Funny story: Changes to Indy 500 announced.

Changes to Indy 500 announced.

Indianapolis Motor Speedway- Fans reacted with mixed emotions today as it was announced that major changes to the Indy 500 will take place just months before the actual race. Some reacted with joy that the sport will undergo changes that will make i...

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Funny story: NBA, NFL, NHL, MLB, PGA and NASCAR Stars Compete for "World's Sexiest Trophy Wife"

NBA, NFL, NHL, MLB, PGA and NASCAR Stars Compete for "World's Sexiest Trophy Wife"

NEW YORK - A coalition of major sports leagues are set to produce the largest professional cross-sports competition ever, "The World's Sexiest Trophy Wife." Sports historians say this is possibly the first step in creating a cross-sports Olympics f...

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Funny story: Lowe's Introduces Improved Stud-Finder: Detects Jimmie Johnson and Kyle Busch, Not Tony Stewart

Lowe's Introduces Improved Stud-Finder: Detects Jimmie Johnson and Kyle Busch, Not Tony Stewart

MOORESVILLE, N.C. - Lowe's Home Improvement Warehouse announced today that it will be introducing, as the product's exclusive distributor, Zircon Corporation's newest line of stud-detection devices, the Stud-Finder Pro Deluxe.

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Decides To Run

Oprah Winfrey Decides To Run

Chicago, Chicago, That Wonderful Town---Oprah Winfrey, the fabulously famous, vastly intriguing and fantastically wealthy talk show hostess, is ready to announce that she is ready to Run A NASCAR Speedway Marathon: For The First Care Giving Leader I...

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Funny story: IOC Introduces NASCAR to the Olympics

IOC Introduces NASCAR to the Olympics

Aug. 2004, Dover Downs, DE, The International Olympic Committee (IOC) today announced that NASCAR Racing would be added to the summer Olympics in 2008. The Committee members left the Hotel Athens after a marathon session where the issue of N...

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