HOUSTON - The National Aeronautics And Space Administration has just informed the public that a Costa Rican astronaut has left the Costa Rican Space Program and applied to NASA to become an astronaut. NASA's assistant spokesperson Skipper Flashfid...
HOUSTON - Word coming out of The Johnson Space Center is that there are rumblings within NASA regarding the name of the Milky Way. NASA spokesman Trent Timmelfarb let the space center news media know that there are some upper echelon officials wit...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MoMA, the Museum of Modern Art in New York City, has confirmed that Petrov Daviditch's Post Modern Masterpiece, Yellow Ladder Floating in Deep Space, has been successfully put into orbit as the Milky Way Galaxy's first known art...
HOUSTON - President Obama recently stated to a group of retired lumberjacks up in Portland, Oregon that times have really changed. And now with NASA's announcement, that saying is really, really ringing true. NASA spokesman Trent Timmelfarb inf...
HOUSTON - NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has made an announcement that has surprised many people and shocked others. He stated to the press that NASA has cancelled their scheduled trip to Denver to hold a job fair. He further explained that...
A spokesman for an unnamed multi-billionaire from Taiwan has apparently agreed to pay specialists in Houston Space Center to build him and his family a safe, well-furnished self-supporting space station. "My boss has been watching our government g...
HOUSTON - Trent Timmelfarb, spokesman for NASA, has announced that they have just received word from Sochi, Russia, home of the XXII Winter Olympics about a very nice gesture. Timmelfarb said that he received a gracious email from Tula Tambova, th...
HOUSTON - NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has informed the various news agencies that the marijuana that the Martian land rover Curiosity recently discovered on Mars is in fact of a very, very high grade. Timmelfarb stated that chemists analyze...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A hot topic of debate on Capital Hill is how to recycle NASA. "What the heck is NASA for?" Joe Citizen is asking. No longer a viable institution, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration has been the agency of the Uni...
HOUSTON - It is widely known that NASA has been having financial problems for the past three years. Much of that can be attributed to the high cost in utility bills which are enormous at The Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center. NASA Spokesperson Tre...
HONG KONG - China's Rick Shaw National News Agency is reporting that the Moon land rover Yutu, (Jade Rabbit) has met with an unfortunate accident. Rick Shaw stated that on Monday at approximately 2:13 a.m. (Las Vegas time) Yutu reported that it ha...
HOUSTON - NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has reported that the Martian Land Rover Curiosity has come upon a patch of marijuana plants. Timmelfarb stated to the news media that early reports are that the cannabis is of a high grade and is ten t...
First the word was that the "discovered" rock looked like a jelly doughnut. Read the story at the San Jose Mercury News: "Jelly doughnut" rock on Mars suddenly appears That's old news, as NASA is now reporting that further investigation has rev...
A spaceship is about to embark on one of the most technologically advanced missions ever attempted - by smashing down on a bankrupt Comet store in Barnsley at 24,600mph. Bungling Beagle 2 professor Colin Pillinger is to supervise the practice ru...
HOUSTON - The National Aeronautics and Space Administration has just made an amazing announcement. According to Trent Timmelfarb, NASA spokesperson, the national space agency wants to hire Tonight Show host Jay Leno to be its public relations dire...
A splashdown in the Pacific Ocean by a manned Mars space capsule has occurred three years before it was due to be launched, NASA announced this morning. A spokesperson said "Boy I think we were going to use too much nitro on that baby! This is al...
Moscow - - US astronauts will be flying at an unprecedented level of comfort and style, thanks to a new agreement between NASA and Russian space shuttle operator Retro Rocket. The upgraded International Space Station package brings first-class servi...
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