Mavis Davidson has always known that she has a bad taste in music, but for the first time in her life, she has actually bought two albums that are high in the music charts. 'Yes' said a clearly delighted Mavis 'I have the new albums by Steps and A…
A man who has never invested in any ABBA CDs has told anyone who might be listening he won't be buying the new one. Brian Asshat, Chutney on Fritz's most famous, fictional bachelor has surprised no one at all with this news. Brian's music collecti…
Got a gripe about a piece of well-known popular music? Geoff Agony, Doctor of Music, answers your questions. Dear Uncle Geoff, In Queen's overly cheerful 1979 classic "Don't Stop Me Now", Freddie Mercury confidently sings "I'm travelling at th…
Well known fictional couple, Gary and Lorraine Johnson have been listening to James Blunt's songs for the comedy value. 'Yes' said Gary 'I put on Back to Bedlam yesterday, as I forgot I owned it, and as soon as it starting playing Lorraine was in…
A man who is recording an album of Avant grade compositions for Theremin, glockenspiel and rainstick has found that so far only dogs seem to be listening to it. Shane Collywobble, 47, has been working on 'WTF is that?' since the beginning of lockd…
GRAND RAPIDS, Michigan – (Satire Music) – The rock band known as The Grandmothers of Grand Rapids, have been playing together for over half a century, going way back to when they were known as The Mothers of Grand Rapids. The band’s lead singer Be…
SANTA MONICA BEACH, California – (Satire News) – The Beach Boys first formed in 1961, and within a few years they became the most popular beach band in the entire world. Brian Wilson, the leader of the band is 78, and he recently spoke with Caroli…
PYONGYANG, North Korea – (Satire News) – The leader of North Korea, recently told CNN’s Anderson Cooper that he cannot stand these K-Pop boy bands that seem to be on every street corner. King Jong-un said that most of the skinny, anorexic band mem…
NASHVILLE – (Satire News) – One of the happiest and most talented couples in the world of music has just been named The Sexiest Couple in Music. Music Moments Magazine says Blake Shelton who is 51, and Gwen Stefani who is 44, have been dating for…
NASHVILLE – (Satire News) – The blue-eyed, blonde-haired pop music songstress has informed the music world that she will soon be releasing her next single. And the shocking part is that the song, which Taylor co-wrote with BFF Meghan Markle is NOT…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Music pundits are calling the sensational country rap artist Lil Nas X the offspring of Michael Jackson, Prince, and RuPaul. Lil Nas X's latest song "Is Y'all Really Shocked Dat Shocking Pink Be My Favorite Color Hu…
David Singer tells us he usually takes things in stride. He doesn’t get too concerned about the “small stuff”. But this morning Mr. Singer is experiencing personal turmoil that may torment him for years to come. It all came about because of a be…
The beloved, down-to-earth, everyman leader of Catholicism Pope Francis, sat down this past week with Dennis Elsas and Bill Flanagan on their weekly show. The Fab Forum is a fan favorite, broadcast on the Beatles Channel. Yours truly was also ther…
MALIBU BEACH, California – (Satire News) – Miley Cyrus will turn 29, in November, and the popular raspy-voiced singer told Tapioca Swizzle with Tittle Tattle Tonight that she has really matured in just the past 14 months. She stressed that she is…
Although people can now gather outside in groups of six, non-essential shops can open from April 12th, and Donald Trump hasn't troubled the world for a while; Chutney on the Fritz's leading busker Shane Worthington still hasn't learnt any happy songs…
San Francisco - After years of wrangling among members of a band that once provided the instrumental backup for singer Steve Perry, famous for such notable 80’s hits as Don’t Stop Believe’n and Faithfully, an agreement has been reached as to which of…
International singing sensation Dildo has said she is considering changing her stage name to something a bit more 'normal', after she claimed she has begun to attract both criticism and resentment from people who say that her name reminds them of som…
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